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PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
If you carefully count the rings on the breast you'll know how many decades the creator has stayed a virgin.

Edit: What a terrible snipe. Here are my favorite Ork Kommandos.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Dec 21, 2018

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Ugleb posted:

Well, he printed it. As a display sized statue no less.



TBF if he printed it at 30mm-ish at that resolution it would have been more print-line than miniature.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

PoptartsNinja posted:

If you carefully count the rings on the breast you'll know how many decades the creator has stayed a virgin.

Edit: What a terrible snipe. Here are my favorite Ork Kommandos.


people do beautiful things in the service of not giving GW money.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
:nms:"dark eldar erotic horror":nms:

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

what in the goddamn hell

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

WTF is a dark Eldar medusae and why does it look like that??

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

PoptartsNinja posted:

Here are my favorite Ork Kommandos.


I like the ones with armor plates on that assemble into a Rhino when in turtle formation.

ed: Found them:

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!

Ugleb posted:

WTF is a dark Eldar medusae and why does it look like that??

A void/web-way jelly-fish that sometimes grabs onto a person. The Dark Eldar capture them to make psychic assault soldiers.

I... can't quite tell what's going on with that figure. The Medusae has attached to the head of... something?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I love how Orkz seem to just have goofy fun models. Their players don't go down the Nazi route space Marine types do or get rapey like chaos does.

Orkz players get it

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Ugleb posted:

WTF is a dark Eldar medusae and why does it look like that??

It's called a medusa because it gets you rock hard

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Len posted:

I love how Orkz seem to just have goofy fun models. Their players don't go down the Nazi route space Marine types do or get rapey like chaos does.

Orkz players get it

Orks are the best, every game would benefit from greenskins

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

LashLightning posted:

A void/web-way jelly-fish that sometimes grabs onto a person. The Dark Eldar capture them to make psychic assault soldiers.

I... can't quite tell what's going on with that figure. The Medusae has attached to the head of... something?

Looks like it's sorta two people in one, groping themselves? Like if two people were cut in half vertically and then sewn together backwards

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Len posted:

I love how Orkz seem to just have goofy fun models. Their players don't go down the Nazi route space Marine types do or get rapey like chaos does.

Orkz players get it

Sadly there's loads of third party Nazi ork models tho

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




I was about to google skinhead orks then I thought "naw, I don't want to do that..."

This forum has hosed up my google news pages enough.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
I'm now reminded of the giant statutes in Lord of the Rings.....

The post apocalyptic future is a dark place.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Improbable Lobster posted:

Looks like it's sorta two people in one, groping themselves? Like if two people were cut in half vertically and then sewn together backwards

I think you're right. Its a Dark Eldar Centipede. But more handsy.

Grey Hunter posted:

I'm now reminded of the giant statutes in Lord of the Rings.....

The post apocalyptic future is a dark place.

Dark, and voluptuous. :pervert:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That print quality is awful.

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

Jonny Nox posted:

I was about to google skinhead orks then I thought "naw, I don't want to do that..."

This forum has hosed up my google news pages enough.

stormboyz are canonical Orks that rebel against Orky kulture of doing whatever you want and so crave dissypline and organizashun and standing in lines and wearin oonifofms

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




When ambition out-strips ability:

https://imgur.com/r/Warhammer/kcV9n


DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

stormboyz are canonical Orks that rebel against Orky kulture of doing whatever you want and so crave dissypline and organizashun and standing in lines and wearin oonifofms

So, I googled warhammer ork tuxedo

I was disapointed :(

Irate Tree
Mar 12, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I don't want to think about where that big shoota has been >_<

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!


Lego Movie 2's aiming for a 15 age rating this time?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

That's not canon, Legotits are printed on!

*furiously types an email to somebody Very Important, one-handed*

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





the nipples should be connectors, cmon

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

mike12345 posted:

the nipples should be connectors, cmon

yeah honestly this

Those probably arent even regulation pieces!

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Moola posted:

yeah honestly this

Those probably arent even regulation pieces!

i think they're the bases for these:

https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=4592c02#T=C

:goonsay:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Haha okay thats pretty funny if they are

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


lmao

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.




Someone paid $75 for these.

The seller's name is subfivemin.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
don't doxx me

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes


"One valiant AT-AT struggles to pick up its fallen comrade after a nasty spill on the treacherous ice plains of Hoth."

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
Jesus Christ

Sometime I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self to just get super into fishing or something instead

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

StuG Jeebus posted:

Sometime I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self to just get super into fishing or something instead
I dunno, Rule #34 tells me that this kind of poo poo would crop up there too. I'm not going to do it, but I imagine a Google search of "fish porn" would turn up some pretty horrifying results.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Ilor posted:

I dunno, Rule #34 tells me that this kind of poo poo would crop up there too. I'm not going to do it, but I imagine a Google search of "fish porn" would turn up some pretty horrifying results.

Mermaids are fish furries.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Ilor posted:

I dunno, Rule #34 tells me that this kind of poo poo would crop up there too. I'm not going to do it, but I imagine a Google search of "fish porn" would turn up some pretty horrifying results.

As long as its done in a Bill Dance style blooper reel, I'm perfectly fine with it

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

Ilor posted:

I dunno, Rule #34 tells me that this kind of poo poo would crop up there too. I'm not going to do it, but I imagine a Google search of "fish porn" would turn up some pretty horrifying results.

Last time someone did that, they won an oscar, so it might be worth investigating.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
that's the first nude mini i've ever seen that i'd actually game with

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Is that from the Garden of Earthly Delights triptych?

EDIT: Yep.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Dec 27, 2018

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