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Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

That's a very well done scene, and not cgi

Hey, I was just looking for explanations here.

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Kitchner posted:

Just another reason why DS9 is a cool as poo poo place to get stationed because the bar serves real booze.

lol look at this space-hipster


I for one roll my eyes at the fact that synthehol got relegated to the equivalent of "lovely lite beer"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

replicated food? it's just tv dinner garbage
synthehol? it's just like lovely bud light or something
holodecks? it's all AI slavery
transporters? murder machines
interstellar civilization? more like turbo-fascism

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Danaru posted:

The Religion Orbs are consistently the worst part of DS9, but aside from usually the first and last episodes of each season, they don't come up much

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Has a anyone ever told the Bajorans that those aren't even orbs?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

CheeseThief posted:

Has a anyone ever told the Bajorans that those aren't even orbs?

They are alien JO crystals

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Kitchner posted:

I reckon if you're on a Starfleet ship and you ask the replicator to create some REAL alcohol you instantly get referred to the ships counselor instead.

So why do you feel the need to drink a substance that alters your body chemistry? Are you OK?

Its probably less "You had a drink so you must be an alcoholic" and probably more that Starfleet doesn't want the people who are taking care of their powerful and expensive spaceships getting sloshed.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

quote:

Torpedo juice is American slang for an alcoholic beverage, first mixed in World War II, made from pineapple juice and the 180-proof grain alcohol fuel used in United States Navy torpedo motors.[1] Various poisonous additives were mixed into the fuel alcohol by Navy authorities to render the alcohol undrinkable, and various methods were employed by the U.S. sailors to separate the alcohol from the poison. Aside from the expected alcohol intoxication and subsequent hangover, the effects of drinking torpedo juice sometimes included mild or severe reactions to the poison, and the drink's reputation developed an early element of risk.

Where there is a will there is a way. Given all the exotic substances on board the Enterprise I bet a resourceful ensign could find some creative ways to get wrecked.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

numberoneposter posted:

Where there is a will there is a way. Given all the exotic substances on board the Enterprise I bet a resourceful ensign could find some creative ways to get wrecked.

gently caress if it's the -D you could find some unused space and set up a pretty sweet still with a replicator and some plans.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

VanSandman posted:

gently caress if it's the -D you could find some unused space and set up a pretty sweet still with a replicator and some plans.
Heck, on the Big D you could probably set up the Abrahmsverser warp core/brewery for real without too much trouble.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
dont call it the Big D

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.
Given the Saucer Separation capability, couldn't one call it the Double D?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EimiYoshikawa posted:

Given the Saucer Separation capability, couldn't one call it the Double D?

no!!

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Use of the phrase "Big D" is exclusively reserved for referring to Gal Dukat, obv.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
It's pretty long, so I'm gonna call it the LD

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Also, when it goes into Saucer Separation mode, it's Bofa Ds

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Pretty sure that's how Dukat signs all his outgoing correspondence

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'm pretty sure he signs it Ligma

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Pick posted:

dont call it the Big D

Rusty Shackleford?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Danaru posted:

The Religion Orbs are consistently the worst part of DS9, but aside from usually the first and last episodes of each season, they don't come up much

Hey, the Orb of Time gave us an excuse for Trials and Tribbleations.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You treat her like a lady. And she'll always bring you home. :bigtran:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Pick posted:

Pretty sure that's how Dukat signs all his outgoing correspondence

every time Garak is offscreen he's either making clothes or trolling Federationbook/bo'Degh yIjatlh

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Ghostlight posted:

the problem is it constantly screams while you're smoking it

LOL SOUNDS LIKE SOME GOOD LOUD

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Snow Cone Capone posted:

every time Garak is offscreen he's either making clothes or trolling Federationbook/bo'Degh yIjatlh

You know he'd be a god tier GBS poster

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

You treat her like a lady. :bigtran:
avoid eye contact and cry?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
I always liked that the first thing the engineers on BSG did with their free time was set up a still.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lets see whats up for tonight

quote:

11/9/1987. Justice 1 star — While on a world of apparent paradise, Wesley Crusher commits an accidental, trivial offense and is consequently sentenced to death.
i love this one

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Rewatching the DS9 episode Progress, in hindsight turning a bunch of nasty-rear end Yamok sauce into a chunk of land showed Nog had pretty good lobes for business early on :allears: The plot with Kira and the old shithead on the moon loving sucks because his sexual harassment is treated as "teehee oh you" instead of Kira's usual just kicking a bitch. It owned when she eventually shot the kiln he was building and burned down his house though

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Nog is great.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




numberoneposter posted:

lets see whats up for tonight

i love this one

Planet of the dumb blondes. Luckily they picked white people this time, because if they'd picked any other race to play a species of dumb bimbos who can't think for themselves it would have been hella racist.

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Dec 22, 2018

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

numberoneposter posted:

lets see whats up for tonight

i love this one

Honestly if it didn’t involve his self-insert being sentenced to death, this would have been Peak Gene

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Laterite posted:

Nog is great.

Nog owns bones. And some real estate, too!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


barbecue at the folks posted:

Nog owns bones. And some real estate, too!

Trading for dirt, smh

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Danaru posted:

Rewatching the DS9 episode Progress, in hindsight turning a bunch of nasty-rear end Yamok sauce into a chunk of land showed Nog had pretty good lobes for business early on :allears:

Nog wanted to give up at every step and Jake had to drag him along

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Nog wanted to give up at every step and Jake had to drag him along

Which is perfectly in-character with his being a "Bad Ferengi" like his father, and it's only after he's freed from the overwhelming pressure to attain profit that he can examine the deeper spiritual elements of his faith and truly navigate the currents of the Great Material Continuum.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


nog good

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'm pretty sure some pothead is going to try and make weed-infused coffee, so that could be the Raktajino prototype.

i mean just throw some infused cream in there and you're good to go...

Miss posted:

nog good

weed nog

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

i mean just throw some infused cream in there and you're good to go...


weed nog

hmm

yes

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
Grand Nagus Zek > Quark > Nog > Rom > Brunt > Moogie

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
How on earth are you gonna rate Brunt so low

Quark>Nog>Brunt>Rom>Zek>Moogie

Honestly there’s not a bad one in the bunch.

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