OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

jobson groeth posted:

The important question is did they stick that barrel roll or not?

Don't think so, it looked like they were but then they got too much spin on the z-axis

a shameful snipe. Edit for content.

https://i.imgur.com/wjuKgqd.mp4

I'm surprised they made it up that far to be honest.

Memento fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Dec 22, 2018

# ? Dec 22, 2018 01:03

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# ? May 21, 2024 04:01

ponzicar: Mar 17, 2008

Furia posted:

These people are a bit intense all over their tweets

Also it just hit me wouldn�t the kind of person that follows them on twitter also be all over doing that kind of safety things anyways? Preaching to the choir there

I think the idea is that if it's intense enough, people will start sharing/retweeting it, and it'll reach a bigger audience.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 01:32

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Memento posted:

Don't think so, it looked like they were but then they got too much spin on the z-axis

a shameful snipe. Edit for content.

https://i.imgur.com/wjuKgqd.mp4

I'm surprised they made it up that far to be honest.

It's such a stupid idea that my assumption is they did it and it worked at least once before they bothered trying to tape it?

# ? Dec 22, 2018 01:36

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Someone misplaced a trailer at the mill this week:

# ? Dec 22, 2018 01:40

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Schadenboner posted:

It's such a stupid idea that my assumption is they did it and it worked at least once before they bothered trying to tape it?

Looks like it only stopped going up because it went too far to the left and slipped off the right ladder.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 02:12

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

I think it stopped because it bottomed out on the edge of the roof, then momentum surrendered to gravity.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 02:52

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Powershift posted:

spog posted:

So many questions.

Including: is he still there? do they slide thin crust pizza through the window crack to keep him alive?

I want to call shenanigans on this one... but I'm just not sure.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 03:34

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Slanderer posted:

That ramp was sick

# ? Dec 22, 2018 04:05

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

jemand posted:

That's pretty sad. Did he lose both feet after that? Don't risk your life for your job people. Stay alive and in one piece.

His feet both basically got halved

# ? Dec 22, 2018 06:07

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

starkebn posted:

His feet both basically got halved

One whole shoe still on, he lived (barely).

# ? Dec 22, 2018 06:58

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Memento posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1076212044125388800/pu/vid/720x720/3-8BBzyaFf0sENtf.mp4

I have decided to give Musk's tunnels a second chance!

# ? Dec 22, 2018 09:30

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

thatbastardken posted:

road train carrying cattle turned over. highlights included large numbers of severely injured cattle being euthanized, surviving cattle running all over the place like dickheads, ambulance taking the driver away (no siren, probably bad) and the 1000 yard stare of the copper on traffic control. bit poo poo aye.

driver amazingly unhurt apart from slight concussion, according to sources who works at the hospital he was bought too.

thatbastardken fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Dec 23, 2018

# ? Dec 22, 2018 10:10

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Someone misplaced a trailer at the mill this week:

If you want to watch some guys fix problems like that there are a couple of channels to check out:

Ron Pratt:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClVu-pg8gavvoT8yL8M60vg

1140 rotator work:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiGzD3IPrqPJYLAkaqnD1WQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTgXdJJKvQE

I wouldn't want to find out the hard way what it costs to get an $800,000 truck on scene for an hour or two.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:13

Toys For Ass Bum: Feb 1, 2015

56-year-old Australian staggers into car wash moaning in agony, with his skin and clothes peeling off after suffering horrific burns to half body :nws:

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress FUUUUUCK :supaburn:

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:34

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

56-year-old Australian staggers into car wash moaning in agony, with his skin and clothes peeling off after suffering horrific burns to half body

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress FUUUUUCK

yet another TFAB post I'm not clicking on.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:44

Carbon dioxide: Oct 9, 2012

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

56-year-old Australian staggers into car wash moaning in agony, with his skin and clothes peeling off after suffering horrific burns to half body

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress FUUUUUCK

"Mr Anderson was found half naked, but still wearing his boots."
It's okay, he survived.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:44

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

56-year-old Australian staggers into car wash moaning in agony, with his skin and clothes peeling off after suffering horrific burns to half body

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress FUUUUUCK

Honestly he pretty lucky, it looks like it mostly lit his clothes up rather than his skin.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:57

Nerses IV: May 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

Honestly he pretty lucky, it looks like it mostly lit his clothes up rather than his skin.

Haha. Check back on this one in a week

# ? Dec 22, 2018 13:58

Flannelette: Jan 17, 2010

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

56-year-old Australian staggers into car wash moaning in agony, with his skin and clothes peeling off after suffering horrific burns to half body

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress FUUUUUCK

Fire knew where to stop, at least.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 14:06

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Blacktown? Where poverty meets racism meets poverty meets drug use.

99.999% chance he was on meth and trying to steal copper out of an active transformer.

Wouldn't with that on anyone. Few bucks worth of copper isn't worth horrific burns.

EDIT: Yep, says so in the article :doh:

# ? Dec 22, 2018 14:29

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:

56-year-old Australian staggers into car wash moaning in agony, with his skin and clothes peeling off after suffering horrific burns to half body

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress FUUUUUCK

The "From the web" links linked me to a very confused website that seems to think that Sweden rejected the euro two weeks ago, including citing the "recent" death of Foreign Minister Anna Lindh.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 14:49

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Nerses IV posted:

Haha. Check back on this one in a week

Yeah this thread also taught me about the guy who rode the gasoline sled down the stairs

# ? Dec 22, 2018 14:50

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

That wasn�t alcohol? :stare:

# ? Dec 22, 2018 14:55

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Carbon dioxide posted:

"Mr Anderson was found half naked, but still wearing his boots."
It's okay, he survived.

If you're gonna die, die with your boots on

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:06

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Platystemon posted:

That wasn�t alcohol?

It was probably alcohol

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:07

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

xpost from PYF chem thred

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:15

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

ethanol posted:

It was probably alcohol

The culprit doesn�t even deny it :ohdear:

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:17

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

Ah, a FedEx switch

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:19

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

thatbastardken posted:

HIPAA violation

I don’t know if Australia has rules about health care workers talking about patient status

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:58

toplitzin: Jun 13, 2003

CannonFodder posted:

I don’t know if Australia has rules about health care workers talking about patient status

That's not how HIPAA works.
HIPPA protects identifying patient information.
"Mr Smith had his anus stitched shut on 5/4/76"
HIPAA violation.

"Patient had his anus stitched shut after hamster removal"
Not HIPAA violation.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:15

dexter6: Sep 22, 2003

toplitzin posted:

That's not how HIPAA works.
HIPPA protects identifying patient information.
"Mr Smith had his anus stitched shut on 5/4/76"
HIPAA violation.

"Patient had his anus stitched shut after hamster removal"
Not HIPAA violation.

Ok but when you are a healthcare worker and you share that �the guy from the thing on maple street� had his anus stitched shut, and it�s public information who had the thing on Maple street, you have just breached HIPAA.

So his sister, if this had been in the US, breached HIPAA.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:46

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

Good thing none of this was in the US

# ? Dec 22, 2018 16:57

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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At least CYA with "according to someone I know who works at the hospital"

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:03

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

CannonFodder posted:

I don’t know if Australia has rules about health care workers talking about patient status

who cares

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:24

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Blacktown? Where poverty meets racism meets poverty meets drug use.

99.999% chance he was on meth and trying to steal copper out of an active transformer.

Wouldn't with that on anyone. Few bucks worth of copper isn't worth horrific burns.

EDIT: Yep, says so in the article

Super slow on thread refrest but I was with you there. I have some really interesting burn scars over my body that is a mix of aussie sun and a HV arc-flash liking my little toe.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 17:30