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All the other suggestions were weak. You wanna piss him off with him being the dick? Steal his windshield wipers. He'll be too uncaring to check if they are there still, turn on the wipers and scratch his entire windshield and it will be his fault. And no insurance will pay for it since it's not even vandalism but a fallacy to not inspect your car before driving.
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the real answer is to glue a tiny pebble or bb inside the caps of all their tire valves so they have a constant slow leak that they won't be able to fix
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syscall girl posted:
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drop bologna on it
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I would seriously just park my motorcycle on the grass, use a puck to keep the kickstand from digging into the dirt. If anyone calls you on it say a truck has been parking in my spot for <however long> Also all trucks these days look like loving tonka toys with the words written on the grill (which probably isn't even metal)
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Improbable Lobster posted:the real answer is to glue a tiny pebble or bb inside the caps of all their tire valves so they have a constant slow leak that they won't be able to fix You mean inside the valve caps? drat that's impressively cold
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another good one is to dump a pile of sugar on the ground under their gas filler and leave the bag stuffed under their tire/windshield wiper/etc but not actually do anything to the car hundreds of dollars to get the car towed to the mechanic, up on the lift, gas tank drained, for no reason
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Dumb Lowtax posted:You mean inside the valve caps? drat that's impressively cold for real that’s some devious poo poo
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wow Elon is even solving poverty, one $50k car at a time https://twitter.com/gwestr/status/1076481666082922496
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I can't wait for the year 2500 when 10 million Teslas have been deployed
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our economy will be better due to people spending less money on things because that's how capitalism works
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I'm reading about henry ford and the birth of the assembly line and I keep laughing that elon thinks he'll just do the same thing but with computers
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mewse posted:I'm reading about henry ford and the birth of the assembly line and I keep laughing that elon thinks he'll just do the same thing but with computers And an assembly line that moves so fast you have to factor in wind resistance.
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an assembly line for the ****** problem
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put three pigs labeled 1, 2 and 4 in the truck bed...he will spend AGES looking for pig #3 lol
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but we've already established that cops don't actually care about white people trucks?
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Shame Boy posted:our economy will be better due to people spending less money on things because that's how capitalism works socialism with musky characteristics
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waiting for Elon to discover/start using ibogaine so we can finally get an ed Muskie/Elon musk crossover (and some new tweets) lol he runs the boring company but all he produces is dril tweets 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:socialism with musky characteristics Redistribution of money from rich idiots to, uh
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Lord Stimperor posted:Redistribution of money from rich idiots to, uh less rich idiots
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:i rode in the sleeper car once. very nice. you even get a servant (one per car but still). protip: don't leave your shoes out for a shine if the train servant is black. every meal is free. on the good lines it's steak and poo poo. on the bad lines it's merely extremely high end frozen food. three days riding a train cross country, with a servant to make your bed, every meal catered, and literally nothing to do except contemplate how awesome it is to be rich: and this is the middle class experience. the wealthy who want to ride a train will have a private car Amtrak killed off the program this year where you could just attach your own car to the back of the train because although it was free money, they just didn't want to deal with assholes who have money.
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Combat Theory posted:All the other suggestions were weak. You wanna piss him off with him being the dick? Steal his windshield wipers. He'll be too uncaring to check if they are there still, turn on the wipers and scratch his entire windshield and it will be his fault. And no insurance will pay for it since it's not even vandalism but a fallacy to not inspect your car before driving. Just put bleach in the gas tank
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Jimmy Carter posted:Amtrak killed off the program this year where you could just attach your own car to the back of the train because although it was free money, they just didn't want to deal with assholes who have money. They didn't kill it off they just raised the prices again
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Never set your “gently caress you” price too low. Either the client you hate is driven away, or they give you enough Benjamins to soothe your pain. You don’t want to be in a situation where you’re working for them and not feeling properly compensated.
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:or be uncouth petty bourgeoisie with no idea where to buy or how to maintain leather shoes and no desire to improve yourself. leather boots i can understand. shoes???
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I am wearing leather shoes that I shined myself last night. My grandpa taught me how to do it like you do in the army.
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Sagebrush posted:I am wearing leather shoes that I shined myself last night. My grandpa taught me how to do it like you do in the army. I find it almost meditational to clean and dress leather shoes. But I also enjoy washing and detailing my vehicles. Maybe caring for your stuff is a dying tradition or w/e
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Sagebrush posted:I am wearing leather shoes that I shined myself last night. My grandpa taught me how to do it like you do in the army. i was in cadets as a dumb teen and they taught us the secret to a good polish is lighting the tin on fire
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SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:i was in cadets as a dumb teen and they taught us the secret to a good polish is lighting the tin on fire Buffing brings out the shine
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https://twitter.com/WDavidWork/status/1077205335079829507
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Combat Theory posted:Maybe caring for your stuff is a dying tradition or w/e it absolutely is
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tbf most people buy $100 dress shoes that are basically intended to be disposable and would never get a pair of even Allen Edmonds, never mind something higher end. I was in a vintage shop today and found some old Hanover shell cordovan longwings but they were A width which were way too narrow and I was disappointed.
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SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:i was in cadets as a dumb teen and they taught us the secret to a good polish is lighting the tin on fire I've heard this but I don't believe it mewse posted:Buffing brings out the shine Yeah. Once you've gotten the polish worked in, scatter a few drops of water (or spit, hence the term) onto the finish and buff hard with a soft cloth pulled tight. Snap it off the toe of the shoe. Shines up like a mirror
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oh boy shoe chat
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Endless Mike posted:tbf most people buy $100 dress shoes that are basically intended to be disposable and would never get a pair of even Allen Edmonds, never mind something higher end. Yeah I can't believe more people don't wear a quality shoe like hanoi corduroy widetips or Spaghetti Bobbies or class d rhino leather loafera
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goons found a way to wear fedoras on they feet
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Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah I can't believe more people don't wear a quality shoe like hanoi corduroy widetips or Spaghetti Bobbies or class d rhino leather loafera
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Oh, not shoe talk again!
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if you give the slightest gently caress about caring for your shoes just follow the guides on here https://www.hangerproject.com/shoe-care-guide/
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now go home and get your fuckin shinebox
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