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HappyKitty

I hit Preview Reply twice

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HappyKitty

Whoever invented stopwatches was high as gently caress

HappyKitty

Labyrinths are so important

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I got lost knitting in my office under the desk and fell asleep and stabbed myself in the pit with a double pointed needle. Please send donations in lieu of flowers. Actually just send weed and a blanket.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Also funnel cake, send me the loving funnel cake now.


HappyKitty

Imagine the first caveman to ever smoke weed being unfrozen from a glacier after like twenty thousand years and going all "haha that good one Ogg"

HappyKitty

So I think that when you are high your sensory experiences are tested one by one to make sure your brain is still working after reset, like a computer trying to POST

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Yeah basically, it's like your brain freaks out a little and tries to go through some sort of system restore test but it's kinda broken and really really fucks with the volume knobs on tactile and olfactory sensations.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


If the eyes are the windows to the soul glasses are just like the lovely storm windows you put on and then have to figure out how to remove and clean every year because some rear end in a top hat kids egged your house


HappyKitty

lmbo at this fuckin dog

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
am kinda drunk and about to have some ativan and we'll see who is too high to post in BYOB bitches



Twenty Four


HappyKitty posted:

Man, what came first: brass, or stringed instruments?

I duno, but I am partial to strings!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bacon Taco posted:

am kinda drunk and about to have some ativan and we'll see who is too high to post in BYOB bitches

Ahh, you're on my favorite kind of high, bud.

Over here we got that 9am special brewing: it's tea with a bunch of whiskey in it and some Klonopin straight from the pharmacy. Yee, and I must emphasize, haw.


HappyKitty

Moses: Chaotic Good Warlock.

HappyKitty

Discuss.

HappyKitty

Pantheons are loving Power ful

HappyKitty

I Maine crops, what the heck!

HappyKitty

Jeff Goldblum is SUPREME DAD

HappyKitty

Horsies@Horsies.Horsies

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I tried to email you horsies did you get them


HappyKitty

No :ohdear:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Idea: honey sesame soy toffee


Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
the langoliers are eating Christmas one time a zone at a time.

im.not high

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
this flower I got is called Purple Nurple. it's supposed to have a nice deep indica buzz and calming linalool terps but it just made my chest hurt

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


are you sure you aren't smoking dryer sheets


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm smoking gelato and listening to the chillhop YouTube channel with the cute raccoon animation and knitting still.


Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
lol purple nurples are what we called a nipple pinch in 3rd grade...

so that's why my chest hurts :rimshot:

no I'm OK and my chest doesn't hurt. im.high now

HappyKitty

I'm sorry I got high last night and didn't post in this thread

Papa Was A Video Toaster





HappyKitty posted:

I'm sorry I got high last night and didn't post in this thread

you will never be forgiven

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

I'm sorry I got high last night and didn't post in this thread

It's ok I slept until midnight but I woke up to tell you all happy Christmas


On the 28th

I thought it was Christmas again


bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

HappyKitty posted:

I'm sorry I got high last night and didn't post in this thread

you finally got too high to post. another byob success story!

hello from the goldmine :five:

HappyKitty

I'm not too high to be too high to post in BYOB tonight!!!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

I'm not too high to be too high to post in BYOB tonight!!!

CONGRATULATIONS YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!


HappyKitty

https://twitter.com/SEXUALMATTDAMON/status/1078556055184048134?s=09

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



hell same but instead of die hard it's the fifth element


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

hell same but instead of die hard it's the fifth element

nice

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm actually taking polish off and going to let my nails get some air this week; I'm gonna do my nails before my next class starts though because Gramma Hamjobs needs her hell claws to scare threads into behaving


HappyKitty

Die Hard has so much gay subtext

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


it's an enjoyable film about being gay and doing crime


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HappyKitty

Entrapta is autistic in that she is:

- Hyperlexic. Entrapta frequently uses language unfamiliar to others in her acquaintance. She has very little awareness of conversational register, and thus has difficulty in situationally modulating her vocabulary, unless there are significant emotional stakes.

- Hypersensorial. Entrapta has clear sensory triggers and sensitivities. This is exemplified by her having preferred clothing that has familiar tactile properties. Additionally, her explicit requirement for tiny food is a sensory sensitivity in that food consumption has many sensory aspects: olfactory properties, mouthfeel, temperature, oleic properties, caloric density, volume, visual presentation, plating - you name it. As such, Entrapta's sensorium is calibrated to the tiny food for her own reasons.

I could go on, but you get the picture

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