Kennel posted:

Kennel posted:

Kennel posted:

Hardcordion posted:

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Notch
A poor Swedish nerd, no one wants to touch his crotch,
And then one day he released a little game,
And before too long he had internet fame.

Viral that is, YouTube, twitter feeds.

Well the next thing you know ol' Notch's a billionaire,
Said gently caress you to his co-workers and moved away from there.
Thought "Californy is the place I ought to be"
So he crossed the Atlantic and moved to Beverly.

Hills that is, candy rooms, Insta stars.

Well now nobody will party with him in his empty house,
One hand on his wiener and the other on his mouse.
"The left is out to get me, I need a safer space,
To vomit my opinions about gender and race."

The Red-verly Pill-billy!

Dizz posted:

schad is on me because i actually flinched at this

Somfin posted:

I grabbed my rapier and dropped into en-garde stance

SpacePig posted:

Okay, but this will delay your action until later in the thread and will drop you in initiative order.

avshalemon posted:

i'm so glad they all escaped the hawk attack!

i've ended up with a singing quail. she came along a few weeks ago and i don't have any more of her line, which is sad because she keeps up a constant melodic chatter with the other quail, me, the wild birds in the yard, herself and so on. she's totally tame even though the person i bought off said she's never been handled, and when i pick her up and talk to her she just sits there peacefully in my hands and goes peeple-beeple-peepu a bippu-bippu-chee back at me in the gentlest little voice. i love these sweet idiots

avshalemon posted:

me: who's a little fat. who's a little silly fat. who's the prettiest little silly fat.

frida quailo: *eldritch quail language* _{and the angel did say, since thou has sinned against heaven let it be the heavens that thou live in fear of forevermore}

me: little bibbiting fat. yes you are.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I love Avs' quail posts.

Admiral Ray posted:

wrong, the human penis isn't actually human at all. it is a parasite that has propagated itself through the generations and millenia. those old greek paintings and statues with small dicks? the Big Dick Lobby will try to convince you it's just an artistic quirk, that they did it solely because they viewed large dicks as animalistic. well, that's partly true. they did view dicks as animalistic because they remembered the time when penises were just animals, scurrying around and trying to gently caress every hole. it was during this time that people first started allowing penises to infect them and lodge themselves on our pelvises, starting with the small, seemingly harmless ones. this, obviously, was a mistake. monsters like Priapus allowed huge dicks to infest them, becoming animalistic in the process.

Besesoth posted:

Captainsalami posted:

Classic fencing reflex.

DrNutt posted:

They both look unwell. Maybe they are dying of tb, it could be a Christmas miracle.

Data Graham posted:

The only ethical consumption under capitalism

haveblue posted:

The only ethical consumption under capitalism

null_pointer posted:

God drat, that is amazing

haveblue posted:

haveblue posted:

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/benshootsthings/status/1077230167158870016

CannonFodder posted:

I like this one

cumshitter posted:

As Bruce Lee, famous power bottom, said: When you pour cum into a cup it becomes the cup. When you pour cum into an rear end it becomes the rear end. Cum can crash down on your face like a waterfall one second and become motionless like a placid lake on your stomach the next.

Be like cum is the takeaway here. End of lesson, no moral.

cumshitter posted:

I feel bad for every poster's partner if you can't power through a few punches to bring someone to climax. I basically view every blowjob as a fight in Ultimate Smash Brothers. Either you blow me off the stage or I blow you away.

*Walks into work with two black eyes*

"Hey cumshitter, what happened to you?"

"You should see the other guy! He's happy as a clam!"

sebmojo posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

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haveblue posted:

cumshitter posted:

I have proactively sent rear end swabs to Ancestry to spoil any searches that law enforcement may do on me. As far as they're concerned, I'm 312% Filipino, 185% Northern European, 90% Chinese, and 127% South American.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Idgi

Danaru posted:

"Consumption" is an old-timey name for Tuberculosis, like medieval old-timey

Improbable Lobster posted:

That would be a comic by Patrick Alexander of Eegra

Outrail posted:

I'm not sure the artist knows anything about what kiwis look like but I appreciate the artistic accuracy.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

They look just like the rest of us, you racist.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's the uncropped version

Malachi Constant posted:

My cat gashed his paw a few years ago (maybe while jumping around on a tree?). I was really grateful to have a vet that could disinfect, stitch, and splint the limb without damaging the paw.

He's chewing on a pork bone next to me right now.

So, what I'm saying is, my anecdote completely invalidates your post.

Esplanade posted:

Your vet is a good boy, glad you gave him a treat.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Intoluene posted:

I have no idea where one even gets physical hentai anymore.

Torquemada posted:

It’s a Japanese Led Zepplin tribute band.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Arivia posted:

Unfortunately, I tried bringing up the multiple discursive levels at which we could discuss gender in a text like Doom - symbolically, metaphorically, as expression or identity. (We could add as experienced or as felt, for example.) No one responded to those.

It’s difficult to have a fruitful discussion of a topic when it’s very obvious that the other people in the discussion do not possess the common, base knowledge that forms the foundation of the academic field under discussion. I could have approached the topic differently - I could have systematically broken down the lack of gender as textual weight and emphasis in Doom 2016 - but with my introductory points going unresponded to or even being conflated with other concerns, the effort would not be understood and go unrewarded.

And if no one here possesses the knowledge to perform a critical analysis, then I as someone with the training to do so must as part of the conversation. I inform them that I have bases for this analysis, that I have expert knowledge in its application, and that I am using that expertise to better us all.

It’s good that people take interest in questions of representation, of feminist approaches and textual analysis. However it is worth remembering your limits, that internet discussions are not as informed as an academic education, and to realize when it’s time to listen to those more knowledgeable than you.