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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:It's Christmas Eve, so they're probably digging up skeletons and setting a giant effigy of Santa made of fermented shark penises on fire in celebration of the arrival of Prüchütn Flåhhtnbæcht, the Christmas witch that tears the skin off of children if they've been good all year. This is what we do on Christmas eve https://twitter.com/Mongnoll/status/1077151512445546497
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Hellblazer187 posted:My wife is half German and half Nicaraguan. ...so she buys her gallo pinto at Aldis? :nainan: Heath posted:Why is Big Chungus Bugs Bunny all of a sudden because I remember it from a second life character who was fuckin huge and wore a bra and panties with his signature catchphrase "Big Chungus has no need of gender" Like most modern menes one of the endless unfunny fat video game YouTube guys kicked it off and then it took on a life of its own. https://twitter.com/it_meirl_bot/status/1077546501914554368
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:German's my second language! Kind of. I found it super easy to learn, except for the insane case system, jesus christ. Aww yiss that’s m’ stuff  
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Wheany posted:This is what we do on Christmas eve Super disappointed that there's no sound
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Is there something nightmarish about that video that I’m missing or are they just doing some dumb dance? Finland’s curses are pretty lame if that’s it.
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Snowy posted:Is there something nightmarish about that video that I’m missing or are they just doing some dumb dance? Finland’s curses are pretty lame if that’s it. Fortnite is the new thing goons pretend is the worst thing to happen to humanity, so anytime someone does something the reminds them of it they act like they're watching a baby's corpse being hosed.
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MizPiz posted:Fortnite is the new thing goons pretend is the worst thing to happen to humanity, so anytime someone does something the reminds them of it they act like they're watching a baby's corpse being hosed. I didn't even know it was supposed to be that. I swore I would never become one of those miserable old fucks so if the kids these days are all [glances at notes] Fortnite dancing to trap music, more power to them.
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Fortnite dances and chungus are the hot memes for whichever generation is about 7-15 years old right now, and millennials hate / don't understand those, officially making them the olds.
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Just to be clear, is the floss dance is "the Fortnight dance?" There are many dances in Fortnite, but people say there's a "the."
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I think technically the fortnite dance is the default one, which was pulled from scrubs.
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The one where you're miming toweling off your rear end is what I understand to be the fortnite dance
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Dr Christmas posted:Just to be clear, is the floss dance is "the Fortnight dance?" There are many dances in Fortnite, but people say there's a "the." It’s a kid dance -> kids play Fortnite -> Fortnite has lots of dances -> it’s the Fortnite dance. It’s like boomer logic, like calling every video game system a “Nintendo”, yet we millennials subscribe to it for some reason.
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The Simpson's "I used to be with "it" but then they changed what "it" was.jpg
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Mierenneuker posted:It’s a kid dance -> kids play Fortnite -> Fortnite has lots of dances -> it’s the Fortnite dance. The reason is that the oldest millennials are approaching their 40s.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Fortnite dances and chungus are the hot memes for whichever generation is about 7-15 years old right now, and millennials hate / don't understand those, officially making them the olds. I was born into the olds. My peers as a child were the retirees of the WWII generation. The rest of you have merely adopted the old.
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Hihohe posted:The Simpson's "I used to be with "it" but then they changed what "it" was.jpg onion belt
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So long ill spent youth! I used to be with it *fortnite dance* I used to be with it *fortnite dance*
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The one where you're miming toweling off your rear end is what I understand to be the fortnite dance That's flossing. I think the other Fortnite dance is called the noob dance, because it's the default dance for your character when you play the game the first time.
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minato posted:lisa needs braces [extremely 23 year old voice] what are you two talking about?
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As an old, I don't get the Floss dance. If you want to get real good at a dance, great! But why the Floss dance? Even if you do it 100% correctly, you still look like a brain damaged weirdo having a full body spaz attack.
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MizPiz posted:Fortnite is the new thing goons pretend is the worst thing to happen to humanity, so anytime someone does something the reminds them of it they act like they're watching a baby's corpse being hosed. Or if you're a functional adult with a peer group you spend enough time around parents to be exposed to and subsequently annoyed by the equivalent of doing Borat voice and Austin Powers quotes six months after the movie came out. I would love to see you try and condescend to a group of parents who get nam flashbacks every time the baby shark song plays about how they're obviously just overreacting on purpose to try and score cool points on the internet.  
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:As an old, I don't get the Floss dance. If you want to get real good at a dance, great! But why the Floss dance? Even if you do it 100% correctly, you still look like a brain damaged weirdo having a full body spaz attack. Agreed. Effort has no value unless you're choosing the most optimal option at all time. Why imitate a dance from a video game when instead you could imitate a dance from America's got Talent instead? Surely that's a much more worthwhile pursuit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY3kl5CRSkc
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:As an old, I don't get the Floss dance. If you want to get real good at a dance, great! But why the Floss dance? Even if you do it 100% correctly, you still look like a brain damaged weirdo having a full body spaz attack. Because it triggers the olds, try and keep up grandpa 🙄
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You gotta have a transitional dance between the actually good ones and the Macarenas and the like. https://twitter.com/harleivy/status...e-good-place%2F
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Guy Mann posted:Or if you're a functional adult with a peer group you spend enough time around parents to be exposed to and subsequently annoyed by the equivalent of doing Borat voice and Austin Powers quotes six months after the movie came out. BOTTOM TEXT
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:As an old, I don't get the Floss dance. If you want to get real good at a dance, great! But why the Floss dance? Even if you do it 100% correctly, you still look like a brain damaged weirdo having a full body spaz attack. All trendy dances are like this, you just didn't notice because you were young and thought they were cool. Flossing is dumb but let's not pretend it's exceptionally dumb.
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The thing I don't like about Flossing is there's three "beats" to the dance and how many dance songs do you know that are 3/4 time signature?
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Excuse me the 1880s Austrian waltz craze would like a word with you
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Big Chungus is the hot new maymay this holiday season. 
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Your poison womb is making heaven too crowded. It's SomethingAwful not SomethingNice. We must detumblrfy the forums and secure a continued existence for our posters. Unlike you snowflakes with your trigger warnings and safe spaces I'm not so easily offended. *sees a child wiggling their arms* what the gently caress    https://i.imgur.com/oNeFgji.mp4
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Guy Mann posted:Your poison womb is making heaven too crowded. It's SomethingAwful not SomethingNice. We must detumblrfy the forums and secure a continued existence for our posters. Unlike you snowflakes with your trigger warnings and safe spaces I'm not so easily offended. There's something beautiful about this.
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Somfin posted:There's something beautiful about this. It's one of those fundamental truths of universe, the people you know exist in droves but who have never admitted it beyond looking up "How to become a sociopath"
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e: quoted wrong post "do another serch for goats" I laughed for ten minutes at that, thank you OP, very necessity
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Milo and POTUS posted:What? It's hilarious if you've watched The Red Green Show. If you have not watched The Red Green Show then this is something you need to fix. It's really, really funny.
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