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ChristmasBaloogan
Dec 24, 2018

these are all lewd sounding

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I mean I surprisingly don’t have a diaper fetish’s so I don’t think I would watch her porno

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

mods name change plz

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

and merry holidays trump threadizens

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mary chrismast u fukin donkers

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

horny cspam goons just itching for the nubile gun girl who has very nice tits by the way to make bikini videos or possibly a porno, oh by the way her dad is taking those pictures isn't that creepy??

I haven't been horny for a human woman since Bowsette

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

i had caviar and $600/btl champagne for Christmas, where do I give my measurements for the guillotine fitting?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

tbf they are pretty good





but that’s about it

:agreed:

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

horny cspam goons just itching for the nubile gun girl who has very nice tits by the way to make bikini videos or possibly a porno, oh by the way her dad is taking those pictures isn't that creepy??

and?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

pushpins posted:

Kaitlen Bennet should just move away from politics and do bikini try on videos

She's got her sights set on a Fox News job

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

maybe people should stick to savory during the holidays

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Zyla posted:

mary chrismast u fukin donkers

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I am a goon who is free of earthly desires. I have never in my life been attracted to a 24 year old crazy woman.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




:(

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

merry christmas gun girl

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Im a filthy animal

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wall?

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Sir Tonk posted:

I like how you can always see her tits in every tweet

me too unironically

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

there's no such thing. I believe in you

You were right. It turns out, I'm really good at making pecan pie

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
What if It's a Wonderful Life was about C-SPAM?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

lol if you posted:

even meghan mccain is unwilling to go on record confirming her father is in heaven

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Sailor

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
When Trump poops do you think it just slides out real easy or is there a lot of sweating and grunting?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Zyla posted:

mary chrismast u fukin donkers

bong hitz 4 jesus

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

ChristmasBaloogan posted:

these are all lewd sounding
Byrek Me Kungull

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
As a transgirl i unironically appreciate that nubile gun girl seems to be conventionally attractive with that richard kiel lookin rear end jaw.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Iron Crowned posted:

What if It's a Wonderful Life was about C-SPAM?

yeah we all listened to the Chapo episode

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
y know what i just was thinkin about how to stop the insane horny goons from posting about who they would or wouldn't gently caress and i rmemebered that it was like a civil war meme that u could cure ur horniness by eating saltpeter , which is named from saalt petra - or salt-rock , but they were eating it trying to cause impotence so they could stop being so horny and kill the other side better , and salt - peter can also be taken to mean 'kill ur dick' like salt the earth, but your peter. anyway, merry christmas

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Is the christmas log really just a french thing?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

With regards to the gun girl, i feel that frankly, in terms of my degree of physical attraction to the aforementioned gun girl, that my levels of arousal are

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Kurtofan posted:

Is the christmas log really just a french thing?

i'm the sea of africa

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


there’s a secret service agent whose job is to collect trumps poo and pee when he travels

wall!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trum

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Pictured: all the states people are from

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

there’s a secret service agent whose job is to collect trumps poo and pee when he travels

wall!

'Co-llect' implies more than one agent

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I really thought the christmas log shaped cake was a worldwide mainstay,

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
i would bang a person

merry christmas

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Gun girl not that attractive and is a lovely human being.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
whos fuckin on xmas

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