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Best Not WWE Name
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Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

mkay0 posted:

Unironically agreed with MRT’s comment from years ago. The football analogy is sound. It was a snap judgment call that was probably low class, and nowhere near on the level of much of the premeditated cruelty in this tournament.

Owen dying in the first place was premeditated cruelty.

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mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Your Parents posted:

Owen dying in the first place was premeditated cruelty.

The Death of Owen Hart is another entry. I’m voting on these as written.

In a vacuum, continuing the show is extremely understandable to me. There’s minutes to decide, and you have no clue how this full house will react to not seeing Rock and Austin later in the show. The show was a legit sellout in 1999, when these shows sold in minutes, and there was much less security. It’s not some half full raw of today, where you could shuffle people out early.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
OTE 99 itself is one of those things I would have personally seeded lower because I can still see why you would continue in the heat of the moment (and with millions of dollars on the line maybe influencing you.) But being reminded that they didn't announce the death in the building and that the ring was broken definitely push me towards it was really scummy no matter how much time they had to decide.

Reading the full details of Owen's death combined with those throws me into a blind all consuming posting rage.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

In a vacuum you could give WWE benefit of the doubt.
But there is no vacuum.
And this tournament leaves no doubt.

Wait, I've heard about 'Owen's best friend' having to go out and wrestle right after.
Who was that?

ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Dec 26, 2018

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


ChrisBTY posted:

In a vacuum you could give WWE benefit of the doubt.
But there is no vacuum.
And this tournament leaves no doubt.

Wait, I've heard about 'Owen's best friend' having to go out and wrestle right after.
Who was that?

Might be Jarrett? I know he did an interview right after the fall where I'm pretty sure he and Debra are both doing everything they can to not break down in tears.

Hunter Leopardson
Dec 24, 2002

Don't be a jerk my friend

ChrisBTY posted:

In a vacuum you could give WWE benefit of the doubt.
But there is no vacuum.
And this tournament leaves no doubt.

Wait, I've heard about 'Owen's best friend' having to go out and wrestle right after.
Who was that?

Jeff Jarrett if I recall right. I vaguely remember Jarrett having to give a backstage interview right after Owen fell and before coming out for the match.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Yeah OTE 99 is a really really hosed up situation all around and I've always gone back and forth on what they should have done. I feel now, at the very least, they should have announced Owen's passing to the crowd and asked the performers if any of them actually wanted to compete. If most didn't you cancel the show and just promise refunds.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

mkay0 posted:

The Death of Owen Hart is another entry. I’m voting on these as written.

In a vacuum, continuing the show is extremely understandable to me. There’s minutes to decide, and you have no clue how this full house will react to not seeing Rock and Austin later in the show. The show was a legit sellout in 1999, when these shows sold in minutes, and there was much less security. It’s not some half full raw of today, where you could shuffle people out early.

I doubt the fans would have rioted. It was the 90s which really encouraged awful behavior so I could be wrong.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the crappy thing about Owen falling was the WWF using lovely sailing equipment to hang a terrified family man above the ring, not that the show kept going. i think people are just voting for the concept of Owen Hart dying

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1077993567006715904

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

coconono posted:

I doubt the fans would have rioted. It was the 90s which really encouraged awful behavior so I could be wrong.

I tend to agree, but if they didn’t agree in that moment I understand why.

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


i literally broke down crying during the kanyon rundown on the podcast what a loving evil company

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Did they actually air the Kanyon segment or was that something that was pitched that never happened? A lot of the WWF era Kanyon stuff feels like hearsay.

bartok
May 10, 2006



coconono posted:

Did they actually air the Kanyon segment or was that something that was pitched that never happened? A lot of the WWF era Kanyon stuff feels like hearsay.
I posted it before but here it is again to remind you how loving awful it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWaGrGcIX3Y

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Buns posted:

Jeff Jarrett if I recall right. I vaguely remember Jarrett having to give a backstage interview right after Owen fell and before coming out for the match.

This is an odd feeling. I am not used to feeling sympathy for Jeff Jarrett.

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
An overt gay bashing on tv by one of your biggest stars sure is something

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
WWE make Kanyon kill himself

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Companies loving with contracts to stifle competition is a larger symptom of lovely corporate tactics worldwide, so it's by no means a WWE exclusive. Still bad, but bad in the sense of "welp, that's capitalism for you".

Voted Kanyon because of how blatant and vicious it was. I wish he could've refused that segment. What was even the context of that? Was it part of the DDP stalker angle?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

sticklefifer posted:

Companies loving with contracts to stifle competition is a larger symptom of lovely corporate tactics worldwide, so it's by no means a WWE exclusive. Still bad, but bad in the sense of "welp, that's capitalism for you".

Voted Kanyon because of how blatant and vicious it was. I wish he could've refused that segment. What was even the context of that? Was it part of the DDP stalker angle?

That was pretty long after the stalker angle IIRC.

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Not only was it years after the DDP stalker angle, but it had been at least a year since Kanyon had been on television, since he was injured in late 2001 (tore his ACL wrestling Randy Orton, was out until Summer 2002 and then immediately got injured again working with Lance Cade, had a bad reaction to the medication when recovered from shoulder surgery and was bed-ridden with lungs filled with fluid).

IIRC, he had just come out as openly gay.
WWE was deliberately punishing him for being openly gay by having Taker give him some of the most blatantly unprotected chairshots in history which gave him a severe concussion. Then they put Kanyon on Velocity job duty for a few months before releasing him.

Shiki Dan fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Dec 26, 2018

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
WWE is so loving monumentally lucky that wrestling isn't mainstream enough for some really big names to start throwing light on this poo poo. All it's gonna take is someone to start showing that clip, talk about Vince's incest obsession and any other amount of poo poo and WWE is gonna have to go into mega damage control.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

bartok posted:

I posted it before but here it is again to remind you how loving awful it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWaGrGcIX3Y

woooooooof

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



bartok posted:

I posted it before but here it is again to remind you how loving awful it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWaGrGcIX3Y
The first time I read a summary of this I thought it was a joke or one of those insane writers room pitches that never saw the light of day. It's awful.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
IIRC, Kanyon was also bipolar.

So they punished a mentally ill gay man for coming out by feeding him to a 300 lb. man and did nothing to help him cope or recover.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yeah Kanyon had some problems and a lot were exacerbated by getting hit over the head and poo poo.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
The Kanyon stuff is just incomprehensible. It didn't help him with what he had been doing before (the DDP feud was long over; was DDP even still with the company at this point?), it didn't help Taker in his legendary feud with HEYMAN, BIG SHOW AND THE A-TRAIN, and it was obviously not designed to re-introduce Kanyon to a new audience after the Invasion. There should be room on almost any roster for a Chris Kanyon - a guy who can put on a decent match, be fairly entertaining, and make other wrestlers look great. I literally can't explain it beyond simple gay bashing. The best alternative explanation I can think of is that Vince was punishing him for having the guts to be injured. Either way it's a special kind of workplace bullying.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I remember I used to be impressed by Undertaker's integrity but seeing him involved in that segment just reminds me he's another fuckin bully that got a pass because he was "cool"

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the undertaker is a white supremacist

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Taker is a Nazi goth. The worst kind of goth.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

I remember I used to be impressed by Undertaker's integrity but seeing him involved in that segment just reminds me he's another fuckin bully that got a pass because he was "cool"

I had this same mentality, especially after Jericho put him over in his 3rd book for seeking Chris out and giving him a pep talk during a period where Chrus needed one. And maybe Chris really appreciated it, but it also might have just been smart politics.

Now I feel like it'd be just desserts if someone lit him up in the ring.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Dec 26, 2018

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

All my favorite wrestlers as a kid to my early adulthood worked for an awful company and have turned out to be racists, bullies, murderers, or some combination thereof. This tournament really puts into perspective the kind of poo poo I condone by paying for WWE content. They aren't going to get good anytime soon, and they aren't ever going to turn over a new leaf, I think it's time I stop giving them chances to win me back and move on to getting my wrestling from other places permanently.

The Kanyon thing is awful, the contract thing is awful. WWE ruins peoples lives.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I had this same mentality, especially after Jericho put him over in his 3rd book for seeking Chris out and giving him a pep talk during a period where Chrus needed one. And maybe Chris really appreciated it, but it also might have just been smart politics.

Now I feel like it'd be just desserts if someone lit him up in the ring.

Taker seems like he has that bully mentality of "really aggressive team player". If you're on his side/in his tribe then he's going to treat you really well. If you're on the outside you're going to get wrestler court hazed/lit up with unprotected chair shots. You see that sort of personality with lots of bullies and it is why you'll hear some people talk about how amazing someone is while others have horrific stories about them.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

remusclaw posted:

All my favorite wrestlers as a kid to my early adulthood worked for an awful company and have turned out to be racists, bullies, murderers, or some combination thereof. This tournament really puts into perspective the kind of poo poo I condone by paying for WWE content. They aren't going to get good anytime soon, and they aren't ever going to turn over a new leaf, I think it's time I stop giving them chances to win me back and move on to getting my wrestling from other places permanently.

The Kanyon thing is awful, the contract thing is awful. WWE ruins peoples lives.

In one of Jericho's books Vince dresses him down for something (possibly stuffing Chyna, I don't remember) and then says "I'm not just trying to make you a better wrestler but a better person, I'm teaching you a life lesson."

So not only is Vince a vile piece of poo poo, he's one who thinks he's a good person.

Gumball Gumption posted:

Taker seems like he has that bully mentality of "really aggressive team player". If you're on his side/in his tribe then he's going to treat you really well. If you're on the outside you're going to get wrestler court hazed/lit up with unprotected chair shots. You see that sort of personality with lots of bullies and it is why you'll hear some people talk about how amazing someone is while others have horrific stories about them.

I think some of it is also just people being very aware of the power 'Take wields.

I don't blame Chris for talking about it publicly, since it behooves him to STAY on his good side, I'd bet Chris has never forgotten about how rocky his first year in the company was.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Dec 26, 2018

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Hedgehog Pie posted:

The Kanyon stuff is just incomprehensible. It didn't help him with what he had been doing before (the DDP feud was long over; was DDP even still with the company at this point?), it didn't help Taker in his legendary feud with HEYMAN, BIG SHOW AND THE A-TRAIN, and it was obviously not designed to re-introduce Kanyon to a new audience after the Invasion. There should be room on almost any roster for a Chris Kanyon - a guy who can put on a decent match, be fairly entertaining, and make other wrestlers look great. I literally can't explain it beyond simple gay bashing. The best alternative explanation I can think of is that Vince was punishing him for having the guts to be injured. Either way it's a special kind of workplace bullying.

Kanyon setting aside his sexuality and the darkest end of his mental health if we can he was simply just a goofy dude. He was really neurotic I could see why certain people would mess with him as he'd offer an amusing reaction. I don't mean hitting him with an unprotected chairshot obviously more moving his coffee cup/tugging his tail.

His autobiography and the shoot interview Raven and the Sinister Minister after his funeral has always stayed with me. He just couldn't except himself or that people loved him for who he is. All his issues and hang-ups created this untanglable thing.

But yeah Hedgehog Pie Kanyon was a gif wrestler before gifs existed. Very creative and innovate. And attitude wise a frontrunner to most of today's wrestlers.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Kanyon would have been a big indy star. Just ahead of his time.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I always wished they had him reprise the Mortis gimmick and be the Hurricane's arch nemesis.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

gently caress the Undertaker. He's just Bradshaw but more over.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

OldTennisCourt posted:

WWE is so loving monumentally lucky that wrestling isn't mainstream enough for some really big names to start throwing light on this poo poo. All it's gonna take is someone to start showing that clip, talk about Vince's incest obsession and any other amount of poo poo and WWE is gonna have to go into mega damage control.

It's been discussed in this thread, WWE works very hard to maintain this image to deflect criticism. "It's all a weird carny industry" is the front they project to avoid been treated like an actual corporation.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Voted Kanyon and OTE. The Kanyon stuff is just so awful and the podcast just really showed how awful it is

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Kanyon would have been a big indy star. Just ahead of his time.

Helped a bunch of people very early on in their careers and had an idea where US Wrestling was going in the 00's - 3 Count and Yung Dragons in WCW and later in his life Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins. There's probably a bunch others I have forgotten.

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