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Shot, over. (A little behind the curve here, but you'll get it in a few days!)
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Here is what I received.  Beef Jerky is always a Good Gift  Honey Wine? Never had this looking forward to it. The Beer actually made it intact.  Beaver Tail! Thanks Secret Santa / Secret Satan stinkypete fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Dec 23, 2018 |
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Dec 23, 2018 07:07
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The good news is that the tracking status no longer indicates customs limbo. The bad news is that the tracking status now indicates that the shipment is being processed INTO customs limbo   Sorry it won't be in time for the 25th anymore /edit: Okay, it seems the tracking status was simply broken or lagged somehow, looks like my package made it safely through customs and is on the way on glorious American soil 
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Dec 23, 2018 09:03
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I’m mailing out my guy’s gift tomorrow or Wednesday. Should be there by Friday or at the latest Saturday.
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Dec 24, 2018 04:53
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My secret satan gift is on it's way. Given that I'm shipping via UPS across many, many states, the weekend and Christmas holidays they are stating it won't arrive until Jan 3rd. Forgive me, please take this cute foster Malinois picture as my apologies 
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Dec 24, 2018 13:05
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Maligators scare me. Well my buddies pair of them at least.
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Dec 24, 2018 17:15
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Nothing quite like a higher-energy German Shepherd.
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Dec 24, 2018 17:54
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My main present from Secret Crime Santa arrived! It's a Christmas miracle! Apparently it very nearly didn't, though. Well done, USPS. Let's open it up and see what's inside.  It's... it's glorious No poo poo, I laughed my rear end off. Thanks, TwoFing! McNally fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Dec 24, 2018 |
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Dec 24, 2018 18:48
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Needs more dicks. Nioce
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Dec 24, 2018 19:08
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My apartment complex front office sent me an email notifying me of a mystery package as they closed for the day, so I won't find out what it is until Wednesday. Also, to my Santee, I must apologize for the tardiness, but I finally have all the parts for your gift following my setback, but will be unable to ship until Wednesday.
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Dec 24, 2018 23:36
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Same but probably thursday. My airbrush skills have atrophied from an already low point and are adding more work than expected.
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Dec 25, 2018 00:37
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I'm still loving waiting on amazon to ship me the thing I need to complete my main gift, but at least I know the small care package got there and was enjoyed.
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Dec 25, 2018 23:41
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Why do the USA have to be so loving huge, damnit? Just make the country smaller, yeesh
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Dec 26, 2018 09:55
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Why do the USA have to be so loving huge, damnit? Just make the country smaller, yeesh If some of us had our way we would.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:03
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Turning the USA into something like the EU would be hilarious
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Dec 26, 2018 21:51
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A mystery package has arrived, and there is no return address. Oh boy!  After carefully checking for wires and opening the package, this is what I see.  Let's open up the first wrapped bit...  Hell yeah, fashionable headwear.  Look at that branding!  I think this may be a sex toy.  Jelly helps me inspect the suspected sex toy.  It is not a sex toy.  Noice. Glad that my art is appreciated.  More dog stuff!  Some quality literature.  Thanks for the great stuff Naked Bear!
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Dec 27, 2018 01:01
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Anything’s a sex toy if you try hard enough.
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A Slavic Crime Package arrived from New Zealand today! Way to spell my last name wrong, dude. Also I'm not a LCpl.  Classy. Let's open up the box and see what's inside.   quote:Dearest McNally,   (it really won't)   Let's start with the t-shirt!   Is this the famed Slavic Crime Yacht? Digging further...  Oh. Oh dear. It looks like one of the bags of chips busted open because that tends to happen when you put bags of chips in with cans of beer without any cushioning.  This is the bag all the snacks and stuff were in!  These are the drinks that were in the bag!  These are the snacks that were in the bag! (minus the exploded one, thankfully that was the bag of plain chips)  This was the inside of the bag after I took everything else out!  I also got a very judgemental calendar.  And this charming looking Christmas book!  And also this book! Coincidentally, a second box arrived for me today.  Containing this stuff. The pink thing is a universal phone stand  But what's in the jar?  10 GRAMS OF LITHIUM  Video of me throwing this into the water coming soon. Thanks, Santa Crime Yacht! (don't pack potato chips in with cans of beer for international shipping anymore)
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Dec 27, 2018 19:11
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Were you expecting an engineer to be able to competently secure cargo?
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Dec 27, 2018 19:14
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Pretty nice of 2finger to spend like 80 god drat dollars to ship that to the US, great gifts as well
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Dec 27, 2018 20:53
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I mean its mcnally, he of all people deserves something nice for a change
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What is this bullshit Are they gonna attempt to redeliver this thing, or how does soviet America work?
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They left a lovely post it note on the santee's door. it should have all the info for them to either a) go retrieve it or b) reschedule delivery if someone doesn't say anything... maybe PM your santee any links or info that you have so they can fix it and get the poo poo you sent?
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Dec 28, 2018 01:36
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Duzzy Funlop posted:What is this bullshit If it's me then I will be there tomorrow or something
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Mr. Nice, your Secret Santa gift got returned to sender- I can ship it back out on Monday I think but I guess I need to leave the booze out of it or something. I got nothing but a return to sender notice on the package. Re-packing it in a fresh box.
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Dec 29, 2018 21:25
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PM sent. Nice and Hot Piss - I apologize for the delay, but I've been out of town on an impromptu visit to see family. I just got back and am waiting for the last part of your gift. I was going to send you a worm composter and live worms, but I don't really know if you're that kind of hippy so I went a different route.
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Dec 29, 2018 22:04
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I didn’t participate in Secret Satan this year, but holy poo poo this thread. I was expecting some sort of antics like this to pop up at some point: https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1078830244428042241
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I didn’t participate in Secret Satan this year, but holy poo poo this thread. I was expecting some sort of antics like this to pop up at some point: I wish you had. I would have broken the rules and assigned you to me so I could send Lando kiwi treats
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Dec 29, 2018 23:13
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Mr. Nice! posted:PM sent. Its no big deal, it's the thought that counts! And no i'm not really a hippy at all, and have no compost in/around my house. <3
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AN OFFERING HAS PROSTRATED ITSELF AT MY DOORSTEP MY DEAREST JUNIPER SEEMED NOT INTERESTED IN THE PUNY BOX  A ROPE HOW INTERESTING  SHE IS INTERESTED IN DESTROYING THE ROPE, BUT FIRST SHE MUST DRESS.  WHILE HER COAT IS WARM AND SOFT (so soft you guys) THIS COAT WILL HELP HER STAY DRY IN THIS WET OREGON WINTER. Thanks BigDave!
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Dec 30, 2018 20:36
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I've got that same vest for Joy
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Juniper is such a good girl.
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FrozenVent posted:Juniper is such a good girl.
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FrozenVent posted:Juniper is such a good girl.
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i guess whoever my santee was didn't like the present  cool posts itt tho
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Hey Santees gotta post in the thread come on now
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My car's been busted all to hell over the holidays and I've been stuck doing family things so I'm finally sending my present out tomorrow. God this holiday season has been a clusterfuck for me.
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