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This is super dumb. I mean, it looks cool right up until someone tries to eat it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:This is super dumb. I mean, it looks cool right up until someone tries to eat it. make it bigger so you can fold like, like a new york slice.
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Dec 27, 2018 15:10
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just like roll up the slices people use your noodle when confronted with food puzzles didnt you guys play myst?
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Dec 27, 2018 15:12
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sneakyfrog posted:just like roll up the slices people Sorry only Phantasmagoria, and it didn't have sushi puzzles
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Dec 27, 2018 15:26
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The Bloop posted:Sorry only Phantasmagoria, and it didn't have sushi puzzles I thought you were the sushi puzzle in that.
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Dec 27, 2018 15:28
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This gets very bad, very quick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47J-67Q23cM
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Dec 27, 2018 15:37
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:This gets very bad, very quick. Tequila, okay, not a big fan but I'm listening G...green so...soda? Mountain dew and tequila? uhm. ... Margarita?! what the poo poo you weren't loving kidding.
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Dec 27, 2018 16:12
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Redneck margaritas are gross but I've seen people drink em The lifesaver mints and rum mojito is truly disturbing to think about
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Dec 27, 2018 16:26
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Dec 27, 2018 16:41
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Tashilicious posted:Tequila, okay, not a big fan but I'm listening I'm a pretty big fan of diet mountain dew+gin, so I'd give it a try.
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Dec 27, 2018 16:43
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm a pretty big fan of diet mountain dew+gin, so I'd give it a try. I am a fan of that too. I tried the diet dew and tequila and it just made me loving insanely hyper and grossly drunk. The afterburps taste exactly like used antifreeze smells. If anyone mixed me a drink by shaking it with their bare hands I'd just pour that drink on their carpet. Where it would ferment forever because no one that makes a drink that sad can function enough to clean. fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Dec 27, 2018 |
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Dec 27, 2018 16:49
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I actually gave in to my curiosity and had that before I left germany where it was always staring at me from the pizza case. It was pretty good, but not as good as I expected. Kind of reminded me of a more chocolatey open faced chocolate poptart.
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Dec 27, 2018 16:53
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:This gets very bad, very quick. This is worse than most of the garbage we do with Bottom Shelf. Now I kind of want to make it worse.
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Dec 27, 2018 16:55
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I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the gently caress out you if I see you quoting that photo of the cockatoo covered in bun That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BREAD BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A SANDWICH
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Dec 27, 2018 16:56
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:This gets very bad, very quick. I know it's hard to tell, but the Easy YouTube channel is a parody of the Tasty videos your mom posts on Facebook and Pinterest. They're supposed to be terrible.
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Dec 27, 2018 16:58
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I actually gave in to my curiosity and had that before I left germany where it was always staring at me from the pizza case. It was pretty good, but not as good as I expected. Kind of reminded me of a more chocolatey open faced chocolate poptart. Must be a welcome change from your regular diet I guess.
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Dec 27, 2018 16:58
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Picnic Princess posted:I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the gently caress out you if I see you quoting that photo of the cockatoo covered in bun chickencheese, tho
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Dec 27, 2018 16:58
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Sanguinary Novel posted:I know it's hard to tell, but the Easy YouTube channel is a parody of the Tasty videos your mom posts on Facebook and Pinterest. They're supposed to be terrible. Doesn't change the fact that some of those cocktails are too close to normal lovely alcoholism to tell. Even the mojito is just a really involved version of the time I chugged mouthwash to feel alive.
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Dec 27, 2018 17:00
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Sanguinary Novel posted:I know it's hard to tell, but the Easy YouTube channel is a parody of the Tasty videos your mom posts on Facebook and Pinterest. They're supposed to be terrible. I figured when the martini was just slopped back olives and gin, shaken by hand, called a Classic Martini but its still awaste of food and liquor if he didn't drink it and thats a crime.
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Dec 27, 2018 17:00
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Sanguinary Novel posted:I know it's hard to tell, but the Easy YouTube channel is a parody of the Tasty videos your mom posts on Facebook and Pinterest. They're supposed to be terrible. I guess people didn't get to the part where he makes a mojito out of tenderized breath mints and bloody mary out of condiment packets and ants-on-a-log
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Dec 27, 2018 17:10
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The real crime from among the new Dr. Oetker pizzas is the potato chips and cream sauce one, which is frankly disgusting (and I generally like Dr. Oetker pizza)  But I like that the background of the chocolate "pizza" still suggests it should be served with a glass of red wine, lol
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Dec 27, 2018 17:13
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Dr Oetker's Pizza: Don't pretend like you're going to be sober when you eat it.
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Dec 27, 2018 17:22
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Picnic Princess posted:I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the gently caress out you if I see you quoting that photo of the cockatoo covered in bun Is this a quote?
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Dec 27, 2018 17:44
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RareAcumen posted:Is this a quote? Listen here, cumslut (Yes)
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Dec 27, 2018 17:46
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Listen here, cumslut Oh, the chocolate fountain thing. Okay. I was getting worried because I'm pretty sure they're the one who used to work in a zoo so if it turns out that birds can't eat bread I was gonna be bummed out because old people throwing bread crumbs to birds is a pretty well-known trope by now.
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Dec 27, 2018 17:48
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RareAcumen posted:Oh, the chocolate fountain thing. Okay. I was getting worried because I'm pretty sure they're the one who used to work in a zoo so if it turns out that birds can't eat bread I was gonna be bummed out because old people throwing bread crumbs to birds is a pretty well-known trope by now. this is also true, don't feed bread to birds.
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Dec 27, 2018 17:54
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Tashilicious posted:this is also true, don't feed bread to birds. Oh no! What have I done 
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Dec 27, 2018 18:31
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you inbread birds you bastard
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Dec 27, 2018 18:32
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Tashilicious posted:this is also true, don't feed bread to birds. Bread's not poisonous or anything, mind, it's just like "Don't give kids soda". It's empty calories that should be replaced with actual food, like seeds and leaves and whatnot.
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Dec 27, 2018 18:41
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bloom posted:...(an upsetting picture)... So, when I was a kid, the nearest mall had a Woolworth's with a lunch counter, who had pretty good grilled cheese sandwiches and malts. I used to go there sometimes until I had the same nightmare two nights running: ordering a sandwich, taking a bite out of it, feeling a crunch, looking down and seeing that I'd been served a grilled-rat-and-cheese. Thanks, bloom, for giving me 35-year-old-nightmare flashbacks.
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Dec 27, 2018 18:54
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I didn't realize I was going to cause people flashbacks I'm so sorry Also I'm NOT going to post that scene from Demolition Man here.
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Dec 27, 2018 18:57
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https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/1062423394115702784
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darthbob88 posted:Bread's not poisonous or anything, mind, it's just like "Don't give kids soda". oh god oh no
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Dec 27, 2018 20:46
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The sparrows, magpies, and squirrels at work eat lots of bread from discarded hot dog buns amd such and they're ridiculously fat and also massively entitled assholes trying to steal your snacks.
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Dec 27, 2018 20:50
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I like the fat pigeons because you can literally walk through them on the sidewalk and pet them, they're the laziest fuckers.
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Dec 27, 2018 21:03
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Picnic Princess posted:The sparrows, magpies, and squirrels at work eat lots of bread from discarded hot dog buns amd such and they're ridiculously fat and also massively entitled assholes trying to steal your snacks. That rules. Oh to be a trashy city magpie.
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Dec 27, 2018 21:10
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dionysian posted:Hot dogs? Dumbass. Pizza? Dipshit. Cap'n Crunch? You absolute son of a bitch poo poo for brains idiot. Hey now. 
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Dec 27, 2018 21:19
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Relevant Tangent posted:I like the fat pigeons because you can literally walk through them on the sidewalk and pet them, they're the laziest fuckers. 
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Relevant Tangent posted:I like the fat pigeons because you can literally walk through them on the sidewalk and pet them, they're the laziest fuckers. Love to pet filth and pestilence made flesh
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