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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Bea Nanner posted:

i thought shaqira played for liverpool

Should have never left Stoke imo

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

https://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/12-years-a-lie-cahill-s-jamshedpur-teammate-caught-in-incredible-age-fraud-case

This guy is the new Joseph Minala

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

The best part of that is its not even the first time he has gotten busted for lying about his age at a football match

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Well done. He’s sixteen.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
that’s nothing, I don’t even think that’s his real hair color

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

He can be whatever age he wants to be IMO

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



African AIDS cum posted:

He can be whatever age he wants to be IMO

The courts say no

http://time.com/5469144/dutch-court-age/

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




What if you faked a kid's age, pumped him full of HGH from a young age, and brainwashed him into a kind of football autism?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Brendan Rodgers posted:

What if you faked a kid's age, pumped him full of HGH from a young age, and brainwashed him into a kind of football autism?

I dunno, sounds like a messi situation.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Shrapnig posted:

I dunno, sounds like a messi situation.

Nice

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





this just reminds me of when we had the HERO INDIAN SUPER LEAGUE thread, which I miss dearly.

let's football!

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://www.thewinnersenclosure.com/news/married-ex-premier-league-footballer-andrey-arshavin-seen-riding-horse-after-leaving-strip-club

Andriy Arshavin rode a horse to a strip club

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Always loved that little Russian bastard.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
if a weasel can ride a bird, i don't see why a meerkat can't ride a horse

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj-JY-vgGpa/

RIP that car, Coman just totaled it lol

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

My dream is to drunk drive a 720S

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

That prick can go gently caress himself forever

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Alexeythegreat posted:

That prick can go gently caress himself forever

Why?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

That was alexey's horse

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Gigi Galli posted:

That was alexey's horse

:lol:

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Police have issued an arrest warrant for Forestieri :newlol:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


quote:

He has been charged with using threatening words and behaviour, and racially aggravated harassment on 24 July, the court said.

Seems like he's being charged with being Italian.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Imagine being so racist that people from Mansfield get upset about it

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Reminder that it happened at a pre season friendly

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Old story, but John Arne Riise went a bit more in depth in his book, about the famous golf club fight.

quote:

'Riise must sing! Riise will sing! He started before the food was even served and continued while we were eating. He was already quite drunk, and I was already quite annoyed, ”writes Riise in his new book Running Man.

But Bellamy insisted, and the red-haired Norwegian back asked him to quit.

- Furious I said to him : 'I will not sing. Keep your mouth shut - or I'll smash you. He shouted back: 'I will loving kill you, you ginger human being', writes Riise, who left the party relatively early in the evening and returned to the hotel.

The Norwegian shared a room with Daniel Agger, who did not intend to go home early. So Riise left the hotel room door unlocked. When it went open, he was sure it was Daniel Agger who had come home. He soon found out that he was wrong.

Craig Bellamy stood at the foot end of Riise's bed with a golf club in his hands. "Bellamy lifted the club over his head and swung it as hard as he could. He tried to hit my tibia, which would have ended my career, but I got my legs pulled in time, 'Riise wrote, leaping up from bed and facing Bellamy with the bed sheets in his hands, like a bullfighter.

'I don't care if I'm in prison! My kids have enough money for school and everything. I do not care. I will loving kill you, "Bellamy said. And then he lifted the club and struck again. This time he hit Riise right on his hip.

'I was so pumped up with adrenaline that I didn't feel the pain, but he hit me hard.

Jerzy Dudek arrested on the same night according to him.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Sounds like a fun night with the lads TBF. I can’t imagine nice guy Jerzy do anything wrong though.

CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe

Woodenlung posted:

Old story, but John Arne Riise went a bit more in depth in his book, about the famous golf club fight.


Jerzy Dudek arrested on the same night according to him.

That's an oddly specific thing to worry about when a drunk psychotic Bellamy is standing over your bed swinging a golf club ''oh no, my tibia!'

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsLl1RJlj5R/

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

CityMidnightJunky posted:

That's an oddly specific thing to worry about when a drunk psychotic Bellamy is standing over your bed swinging a golf club ''oh no, my tibia!'

The worst car accident I was in, the moment when it was right about to hit the fan, I thought two things: Im pissed that someone is about to hit me because I had something to do. Also, dont hit anyone because you cant afford that poo poo.

People think weird things when adrenaline is going.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
is he a pedo

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



qsvui posted:

is he a pedo

Nah, just a jawbreaker.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
FA asks for information after England footballer alleged to have 'taken cocaine' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46757165


Taking bets on who this is?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


bet the Sun is praying it’s Kane, for the pun potential, or Sterling, for the everything else potential

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I was gonna say Vardy but then remembered he's retired

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Man utd, spurs and Liverpool were the only teams with an England player I think who were also away the final match before Christmas

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

probably dele alli

edit: no wait it's pickford

Whorelord fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jan 4, 2019

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Whorelord posted:

probably dele alli

edit: no wait it's pickford

Jordan Snifford?

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Would say Trippier if it is someone from Spurs

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

joe hart? james maddison? harry maguire?

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