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Life would be so easy if I was as unintelligent as this turdpile. I could just cruise through life so stupid that I think I might be smart while ignoring people with an IQ 100+ points over mine. Things would be so simple.
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Nothus posted:A convenient excuse to do what he loves: big macs and livetweeting fox news. "fish delight"
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That's the same republican fat rear end that made them take down the labor movement mural at the state building
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This owns! Any contenders or alterations, I'll buy this tomorrow afternoon barring a better one doesn't come along.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Wow  "Please tell us where Syria is on a map" (Points to Mexico) Republicans: "SEEMS GOOD TO ME!"
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I tried to check out that spooky BBC nuke show but it's really hard to take seriously. Within the first five minutes they have the president of the united states of America "condemning the Russian military action" and "calling on Putin to pull back from what he describes as a 'reckless and warlike posture'". Give me a loving break man. lol e: lmao
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Guys New Years is coming up and I just wanna say I love this thread and I love all of you. I know things are hard in the middle class but any day now things are going to start trickling down like a piss stream of dotard love. Thank all of you - only half of the two prior sentences were sarcastic 
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What the gently caress is a "middle class?" Is that some boomer imaginative thing?
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http://www.citypages.com/news/scott-walkers-parting-gift-a-corporate-welfare-deal-costing-each-wisconsin-taxpayer-1800/503545501 Lol. That's what you get for voting for Walker on three separate occasions, Wisconsin. Also an unrelated lol made it to the front page of reddit today
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Call Your Grandma posted:I tried to check out that spooky BBC nuke show but it's really hard to take seriously. Agreed, I don't understand why people are treating it like it was actually produced by the BBC... It's clearly been cut together from a combination of a lot of stock footage, recorded/downloaded BBC graphics and framed with passable lookalike chirons, and then a number of authoritative sounding VO performers have provided their talents to sell the story. Note that there isn't an on-camera presence from anybody from the BBC, and in fact, the one chance we might have for an on camera performance is right at the start - as the camera pans down to the news anchor and then abruptly cuts away to stock footage before he says a word.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Wow She has all the qualifications Trump is looking for: 1) hot chick 2) blonde b) Fox News veteran ??) ?
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People are really upset in the comments, pointing out that it's fake.
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Behold! https://twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/1078736086732550144
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vaginite posted:Guys New Years is coming up and I just wanna say I love this thread and I love all of you. I know things are hard in the middle class but any day now things are going to start trickling down like a piss stream of dotard love. Thank all of you - only half of the two prior sentences were sarcastic This thread has been a lot of fun in an otherwise pretty dark year. We should probably get ready to start handing out Mueller thread badges if The Mattering happens in 2019. 
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LabyaMynora posted:Pelosi literally hates Trump. Schumer's sitting there thinking, "I miss the good times when my friends Donald and Jeffrey would take me on plane rides with the children..." I wonder why Pelosi, who is a very intelligent woman, would despise Donald "grab them by the pussy".
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Huge loving This literally happened last year too, like the exact same situation. He was supposed to go to loving mar a lago for new years and he had to stay because the shut down might have full on happened. I loving bet somebody told him poo poo would get way worse if he was partying it up while people are being told they have to barter for rent.
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https://twitter.com/tommyxtopher/status/1078298857434501120 pack it up, time to go.
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Also, clean coal Mercury Limits on Coal Plants No Longer ‘Appropriate,’ EPA Says https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...bd&cmpId=google
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/tommyxtopher/status/1078298857434501120 Evangelical Christianity was a mistake
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how hard would you guys lol if America elected a reality show host w/ no political experience to the presidency entirely because of the fact that he's racist
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smoobles posted:how hard would you guys lol if America elected a reality show host w/ no political experience to the presidency entirely because of the fact that he's racist I would lol very hard at such an unrealistic scenario. its too absurd
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Evangelical Christianity was a mistake Understatement of... *checks watch* ...3.33% of all known history? Oh shi
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/tommyxtopher/status/1078298857434501120 Old news, he's already been trying to start the apocalypse for months. https://qz.com/1270516/jerusalem-embassy-trumps-foreign-policy-looks-like-rapture-christians-plan-to-trigger-apocalypse/
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Oscar Wild posted:I wonder why Pelosi, who is a very intelligent woman, would despise Donald "grab them by the pussy". All the New York based Dems who've been around forever used to schmooze with Trump back when he gave money to Dems. Clintons, Schumer, etc... I don't think Pelosi was ever in that orbit. So while Chuck always seems like he's playing a part when dealing with Trump, Pelosi just straight up wants to cut him.
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smoobles posted:how hard would you guys lol if America elected a reality show host w/ no political experience to the presidency entirely because of the fact that he's racist
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LabyaMynora posted:All the New York based Dems who've been around forever used to schmooze with Trump back when he gave money to Dems. Clintons, Schumer, etc... I don't think Pelosi was ever in that orbit. So while Chuck always seems like he's playing a part when dealing with Trump, Pelosi just straight up wants to cut him. You're right, those assholes are willing to overlook any amount of bad behavior if those 6 figure checks continue to come in. Even turmp has acknowledged as much. But it's also not a random deal that turnip is attacking a woman more than chuck.
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There should be term limits for every office in america. 12 years max. edit: this includes the supreme court.
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Lime Tonics posted:There should be term limits for every office in america. There should be age limits. I dunno what is actually a good number but the median should be like 5 years older the median of the population. Not voting. The real population
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Lime Tonics posted:There should be term limits for every office in america. A fun fact: A younger, perhaps not as evil, Antonin Scalia once argued for supreme court term limits. We really need a constitution revision 1.1 or something to clarify some points and deal with more modern concerns but for that to happen we need: - Such a document to be drafted, preferably without corporate interests corrupting it (lol) - For both houses of Congress to be cool with it - The executive branch of be cool with it - For 2/3rds of all current state governments to be cool with it Those four things probably aren't ever going to happen before the American empire collapses under the weight of a thousand internal problems heralded by a piss baby from Queens but hey, it's fun to dream. I hope my ghost hangs around long enough so somewhere in what would be year 3617 I can watch some rando in a bar turn and say to his friend, "You know the United States failed because of homosexuality, right?"
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Fabulousity posted:A fun fact: A younger, perhaps not as evil, Antonin Scalia once argued for supreme court term limits. most say we have 60 years left, but climate change is a hoax. so no worries.
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Fabulousity posted:A fun fact: A younger, perhaps not as evil, Antonin Scalia once argued for supreme court term limits. The constitution is a holy document given to us by the incarnation of Jesus in the form of 40 white male wealthy landowners. Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Dec 29, 2018 |
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LabyaMynora posted:All the New York based Dems who've been around forever used to schmooze with Trump back when he gave money to Dems. Clintons, Schumer, etc... I don't think Pelosi was ever in that orbit. Pelosi is from Maryland and made her political career in California so yeah.
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Oscar Wild posted:There should be age limits. I dunno what is actually a good number but the median should be like 5 years older the median of the population. Not voting. The real population The government's legal senior citizen age, 65. Also should be the age they take your license to drive.
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Oscar Wild posted:The constitution is a holy document given to us by the incarnation of Jesus in the form of 40 white male wealthy landowners. Someone call Micheal Bay to make another one of those Treasure Hunt or whatever movies. Just make sure that in it Nicolas Cage uses the constitution he just stole as rolling papers and smokes a fat joint with it. Boom. Overnight opposition to messing with the constitution in flyover country drops by 20% and resistance to national weed legalization drops by 5%. Make a string of sequels and we'll have it! Edit: By "we'll have it!" I mean national weed legalization, the constitution will never change until global warming destroys the deep south and we'll all be dead by then anyways so we might as well go out high as gently caress.
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