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Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Sportsball is correct though, because it's all the same boring poo poo.

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Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
1. Anyone who watched any Star Wars that came after the prequels has abdicated his moral obligation to abandon producers of poor content. The prequels were so terrible no one should ever have given that franchise another chance. I don't care if the newer ones are good - no one should even know if they're good.

2. A lot of non-contact sex offenders are ordinary, totally redeemable dudes. I learned that in prison, where everyone told me I wasn't supposed to talk to sex offenders but I did and I ended up playing D&D with them and making several good friends.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Lol I know they were bad movies but “moral obligation” is just a tad over dramatic

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe
the prequels are the only good star wars

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Christoph posted:

1. Anyone who watched any Star Wars that came after the prequels has abdicated his moral obligation to abandon producers of poor content. The prequels were so terrible no one should ever have given that franchise another chance. I don't care if the newer ones are good - no one should even know if they're good.
They weren't even made by the same people though?

life is a joke
Mar 7, 2016
Very UO incoming, but I didn't see star wars until recently and none of them are that great to me. The first three are kinda cheesy 70s/80s movies. I appreciate everything they represent regarding filmmaking and all that, but without the built-in hype over how awesome they are they don't really shine like superfans pretend they do.

I've got this same opinion about a ton of movies - I never liked watching movies when I was a kid and into adulthood, so i constantly have the "omg you've never seen [x]?!?!?!?! You NEED to see it it's so good" and they're just ok or very outdated. I swear I'm capable of considering context but a lot of old movies are just not as funny/good as you remember them.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
People take movies too seriously.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

If your stage name is "Lil [Whatever]" get some creativity, originality, whichever you wanna go with.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Christoph posted:

moral obligation to abandon producers of poor content

lol

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Tubgoat posted:

PHUO: That person waaaaay upthread whining about people using words like 'crotchling' and 'sportsball' needs a swirly.

Implying that people who use those terms would ever be on the giving end of a swirly?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Henchman of Santa posted:

Implying that people who use those terms would ever be on the giving end of a swirly?

Ha, ikr.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Let’s be real, if you’re posting here in 2018 you definitely need a swirly.

CrRoMa
Nov 12, 2017

by R. Guyovich
I probably don't pay as much attention to poster names as I should and I've only just realised Yeah I eat rear end and spit on my clit are different people and its very confusing because for a while I thought this whole thread was just one angry middle aged dude coming in and complaining about the world every 10 minutes.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
PHUO:You just described every single poster in this thread.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Tubgoat posted:

PHUO: That person waaaaay upthread whining about people using words like 'crotchling' and 'sportsball' needs a swirly.

Sportsball and crotchling are not created equal.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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veni veni veni posted:

Sportsball and crotchling are not created equal.

I could be the person that poster is talking about because I hate both of those terms but yeah, they aren't the same. Crotchling is just a "child free" term from someone who resents the fact that nobody would ever want to have children with them, so they cope with that by saying "heh, I didn't want it anyway, take that Mombie". Sportsball is just goons making sure everyone knows they don't like sports and think handegg is played out (and don't realize they both are).

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Tubgoat posted:

PHUO:You just described every single poster in this thread.

Not true at all, we have women and at least one old dude

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Tubgoat posted:

PHUO:You just described every single poster in this thread.

I'm still in my twenties but otherwise yeah

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Crotchling is just a "child free" term from someone who resents the fact that nobody would ever want to have children with them, so they cope with that by saying "heh, I didn't want it anyway, take that Mombie".
I oughtta hang an opaque white sheet several dozen metres in front of you and charge admission, you're projecting so prodigiously.
Should I find a partner, an unquenchable desire to bring new self-aware life into this world would be a hard dealbreaker; there's no reason to drat more souls to the hellish existence of life on this planet than are already here.
I admit I wouldn't mind adopting 1-3 (dependent on socialisation, availability of siblings, etc) kids if I'm ever financially-stable (lol) when I have a partner to fill in the gaps in my knowledge/experience, but that's not happening until I can provide them a life superior to their present circumstances.

PHUO: NO ONE should make a conscious deliberate choice to birth more children until we've worked through the backlog that's built up. Your genes are not especially great and if you think they are, you DEFINITELY should not reproduce.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Tubgoat posted:

I oughtta hang an opaque white sheet several dozen metres in front of you and charge admission, you're projecting so prodigiously.
Should I find a partner, an unquenchable desire to bring new self-aware life into this world would be a hard dealbreaker; there's no reason to drat more souls to the hellish existence of life on this planet than are already here.
I admit I wouldn't mind adopting 1-3 (dependent on socialisation, availability of siblings, etc) kids if I'm ever financially-stable (lol) when I have a partner to fill in the gaps in my knowledge/experience, but that's not happening until I can provide them a life superior to their present circumstances.

PHUO: NO ONE should make a conscious deliberate choice to birth more children until we've worked through the backlog that's built up. Your genes are not especially great and if you think they are, you DEFINITELY should not reproduce.

There's a difference between not having children and the crotchling/mombie crowd. I was clearly talking about the latter.

e: it's like trying to lump people who have trouble finding a romantic partner in with incels. They do the same thing but for very different reasons and with very different attitudes.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

christmas boots posted:

I'm still in my twenties but otherwise yeah

Same but the average goon seems to be like 35.

It’s kind of charming that instead of goons aging out of SA, they just stuck around laughing at making GBS threads your pants and 9/11. New blood never showed up.

While I’m getting nostalgic about SA, here’s a phuo: HumperMonkey/50FootAnt was the loving worst. He never broke his kayfabe and that’s the only good thing I can say about him.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

yeah I eat rear end posted:

They do the same thing but for very different reasons and with very different attitudes.
I'm sorry, is "they" incels and socially-adjusted unfuckables or is "they" people who lump those into the same group?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Tubgoat posted:

I'm sorry, is "they" incels and socially-adjusted unfuckables or is "they" people who lump those into the same group?

The first one. For the kids/no kids version, there are plenty of people who choose not to have kids for perfectly valid reasons...and then there's the people who also choose to not have kids, possibly also for good reasons, but on top of that they have a seething hatred of people who chose to have kids and will go on a rant about crotch droppings at the walmart if your kid so much as makes a peep.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
You're cross-contaminating your group divisions an awful lot. I'm a hardcore anti-natalist, but I also recognise as a moral obligation the protection of vulnerable citizens once they're a distinct being. I also think that people with very small children prone to multi-minute-long earsplitting shrieking episodes should do everything in their power to explore childcare solutions that don't involve subjecting unwitting strangers to the sounds of one or more babies screaming like their skin is being removed one body-length millimetre-wide strip at a time.

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If you don't have kids, great, enjoy your free time and money and less time with someone else's poo poo or vomit on you and the knowledge that you haven't created a life that will end when the permafrost melts and the methane trapped under it is released and kills all complex life on earth.

But every single person who defines themself as "childfree" is that lady from the post complaining about how she deserved to win a Harry Potter costume contest but her victory was unfairly stolen by a child.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Gripweed posted:

If you don't have kids, great, enjoy your free time and money and less time with someone else's poo poo or vomit on you and the knowledge that you haven't created a life that will end when the permafrost melts and the methane trapped under it is released and kills all complex life on earth.

But every single person who defines themself as "childfree" is that lady from the post complaining about how she deserved to win a Harry Potter costume contest but her victory was unfairly stolen by a child.

Hahahahahahahahaha, :yikes:.

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Nov 8, 2018

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people who complain about emotional support animals are lame. Oh no, somebody brought their dog into Target and you saw it and the sight of a dog in a typically dog-free zone has disturbed your ordered view of the universe. Too bad. Dogs are good, you are not.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I’m not impressed by super accurate costumes from stuff like Potter or Star Wars. If it’s mega-popular you just need to have enough cash to dump on stormtrooper armour or whatever. Those costumes are all over the place online and I too could be Draco Malfoy for a grand or so and some hair dye.

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Gripweed posted:

people who complain about emotional support animals are lame. Oh no, somebody brought their dog into Target and you saw it and the sight of a dog in a typically dog-free zone has disturbed your ordered view of the universe. Too bad. Dogs are good, you are not.

In principle, I agree with you. In practice, however, people with "emotional support" animals are the sort who don't properly socialise or train their animals to be in public places without making a giant loving mess, and are invariably toy-class variants that have the personality of that Harry Potter costume lady described above.

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005

Wheat Loaf posted:

People take movies too seriously.

We're not supposed to talk about politics in this thread, so we default to pop culture :shrug:

UO:
I think Janeway is the best captain.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
PHUO: Literally everything is politicised so that those that benefit from a stagnant or stunted discourse can selectively enforce "NO POLITICS!" norms/policies whenever something is brought up that threatens their worldview or station but anything nakedly political or justifiably :stonk: is hand-waved away as a mere difference of opinion akin to preference of different brands of toothpaste or snack crisps.
And I'm not even talking about this thread! :monocle:
Earnestly, truthfully am not referring to this thread.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Tubgoat posted:

You're cross-contaminating your group divisions an awful lot. I'm a hardcore anti-natalist, but I also recognise as a moral obligation the protection of vulnerable citizens once they're a distinct being. I also think that people with very small children prone to multi-minute-long earsplitting shrieking episodes should do everything in their power to explore childcare solutions that don't involve subjecting unwitting strangers to the sounds of one or more babies screaming like their skin is being removed one body-length millimetre-wide strip at a time.

The main thing I am trying to make is that it's fine to hate the idea of having kids - it only becomes a problem to me when you vomit your beliefs onto anyone who will listen and attack them for not thinking the same way as you. To you, having a kid is dooming them to a bad world and increasing the global population problem, but not everyone thinks the world is bad and are happy to be parents. If you think they are wrong+dumb, fine, but keep it to yourself. You aren't going to change their mind, they aren't going to change yours, so there's no point in going on a mombie rant unless you just enjoy putting other people down for their life decisions.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Tubgoat you seem like a really miserable rear end dude.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
^^^ You seem like a whiny dude. Feels great, eh?

*hhhhhck, ptooey!* Where'd these words in my mouth come from!? I sure didn't leave them there! The "global population problem" is like a few hundred thousand at the top, not the several billion at the bottom. But yes, their children will be condemned to the short hellish life that certain entities have been angrily insistent is basic human nature and didn't merely come about by anti-social personality disorder being codified into law.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

veni veni veni posted:

Tubgoat you seem like a really miserable rear end dude.

No it’s yeah i eat rear end that is the rear end dude and I’m sure he’s great at it

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

No it’s yeah i eat rear end that is the rear end dude and I’m sure he’s great at it

thank you for defending my rear end eating, friend. It's a hard life out there as an rear end dude, but somebody's got to do it.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


People who get mad at other people having kids are as bad or worse than people that act like you are doing something wrong in life by not having kids.

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

veni veni veni posted:

people that act like you are doing something wrong in life by not having kids.
No, this one is objectively worse.

Also, I just got your user name, it's very good.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Gripweed posted:

people who complain about emotional support animals are lame. Oh no, somebody brought their dog into Target and you saw it and the sight of a dog in a typically dog-free zone has disturbed your ordered view of the universe. Too bad. Dogs are good, you are not.

i think the bigger issue is that any kind of animal in a store could trigger someone's allergies and the stores usually don't wanna get sued for something like that

Tubgoat posted:

No, this one is objectively worse.

say something once, why say it again? and again, and again...

Tubgoat posted:

PHUO: Literally everything is politicised

just because you dumbfucks keep saying that doesnt make it ok to post "um ok so this might be political but uhhhh i think insert political party that D&D would ruin a thread with a myriad of posts saying "you are racist" is worth following" or anything retarded like that

so shut the gently caress up. there's a clear line between something that is obviously political and very likely to cause the thread to go toxic, or something as basic as "i like cats over dogs!" BUT WAIT THE CATS ARE ACTUALLY DEMOCATS EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL

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Me crush ass to dust

Let mods do that instead of being a hall monitor

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