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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

My highschool was transitioning from a rah-rah sportsball curriculum to yoga, free play sports, and lots of cardio. All the meathead boys still went to the weight room to grunt homo-erotically at each other, but all the girls, gays, and girls-to-be just did a lot of running. And, speaking as a lifelong lardtub, I liked it way more than SPORTS SPORTS. The instructor who was into this was really kind to me, and legitimately inspired me to lose weight and eat healthier. (I cut out all soda in high school where my normal diet was taco bell and boomer-meal cassarole carbfests.)

Like, I have no doubt that weight room, when combined with cardio and flexibility, can be a massive aid to overall health. But there's a reason it's mostly straight dudes and butch women who do it. And for gay soyboy cucks like me yoga and T-blockers work. :p

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

gonna go get taco bell now

:capitalism:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
In my high school we played ad hoc contact football at lunch on one of the big fields behind a big building with a bunch of classrooms in it. No pads or anything just your regular clothes.

It was a lot of fun for us but it was rowdy as hell and somewhat violent (in a good natured competitive way). In retrospect I'm a little surprised none of the teachers cared lol

feller
Jul 5, 2006


T-man posted:

My highschool was transitioning from a rah-rah sportsball curriculum to yoga, free play sports, and lots of cardio. All the meathead boys still went to the weight room to grunt homo-erotically at each other, but all the girls, gays, and girls-to-be just did a lot of running. And, speaking as a lifelong lardtub, I liked it way more than SPORTS SPORTS. The instructor who was into this was really kind to me, and legitimately inspired me to lose weight and eat healthier. (I cut out all soda in high school where my normal diet was taco bell and boomer-meal cassarole carbfests.)

Like, I have no doubt that weight room, when combined with cardio and flexibility, can be a massive aid to overall health. But there's a reason it's mostly straight dudes and butch women who do it. And for gay soyboy cucks like me yoga and T-blockers work. :p

This is honestly the first time I've ever seen someone say that weightlifting is a straight dude only thing. It's certainly not my experience. Is this a real stereotype/trend?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
almost every single bodybuilder of any fame whatsoever will have been approached to do gay porn

they just bring a half dozen gay porn recruiters to every competition, pretty much

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Sweat slicked dudes breathing heavily in a chromed out mirror wall bdsm chamber, grunting and straining and spotting each other as they grip thick hard bars before scurrying to the change rooms so they can stare at each other's toned bodies.

"I'm so straight brah!"
"Me too brah! Me too!"

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i guess lots of trans peeps do weightlifting before they transition just like theres a lotta trans peeps in the military cuz its so coded masculine

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

In my high school we played ad hoc contact football at lunch on one of the big fields behind a big building with a bunch of classrooms in it. No pads or anything just your regular clothes.

It was a lot of fun for us but it was rowdy as hell and somewhat violent (in a good natured competitive way). In retrospect I'm a little surprised none of the teachers cared lol

A lot of the suggestions for "fixing" football involve taking the pads away. People without pads don't tend to slam their heads together repeatedly. I've played both ways and tackle with no pads sure seemed to result in less injuries.

Idia
Apr 26, 2010



Fun Shoe

Leviathan Song posted:

A lot of the suggestions for "fixing" football involve taking the pads away. People without pads don't tend to slam their heads together repeatedly. I've played both ways and tackle with no pads sure seemed to result in less injuries.

Just turn American football into rugby? It looks like American football without pads and helmets to someone who doesn't care about either of those sports.

I loved weight training in high school and I'm not a butch. It's good to lift weights and run since they help your cardiovascular system in different ways.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

i guess lots of trans peeps do weightlifting before they transition just like theres a lotta trans peeps in the military cuz its so coded masculine

good point. Let's add girls trying to be boys, boys who look like girls, and stronk nonbinary people. It's hardly the kind of place I'd walk into now that I'm sporting a d cup up top and a dick cup down below.

My point is that a space can be homoerotic and misogynist and often a very aggressive culture that can make yoga, crossfit, and other metrosexual exercise a better choice for many, and a part of exercise that shouldn't be ignored for being totes gay. Plus I haven't even touched on the whole accessibility concerns and how flexibility and cardio affect every moment of your life while I'm rarely called upon to lift 300 pounds for a few seconds. unless your mom is in town

(why do sports people like putting their dicks into small, crushing places around sweaty men)

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Leviathan Song posted:

A lot of the suggestions for "fixing" football involve taking the pads away. People without pads don't tend to slam their heads together repeatedly. I've played both ways and tackle with no pads sure seemed to result in less injuries.

I played Rugby and American football in high school and there is definitely a level of intensity in tackling with pads and without.

Being constricted by the shoulder pads and helmet basically meant your best method of tackling a guy was just running into him as hard as you can and hope you could knock a guy going full speed off his balance. Whereas Rugby coaches always stressed wrapping up your target to bring him down. There's also more of caution when two Rugby guys are about to collide in that you inherently slow down for each other before contact where Football was literally 'try to run through this guy' and with that level of safety equipment on you, you definitely felt like you could do it.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://youtu.be/tAAAbwEtZRo

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

Idia posted:

Just turn American football into rugby? It looks like American football without pads and helmets to someone who doesn't care about either of those sports.

I loved weight training in high school and I'm not a butch. It's good to lift weights and run since they help your cardiovascular system in different ways.

It's more complicated, there would still be passing, field goals, and of course pauses to allow ad breaks (we are in the capitalism thread afterall). But yeah, old school American football was a lot closer to rugby before the giant helmets.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Leviathan Song posted:

It's more complicated, there would still be passing, field goals, and of course pauses to allow ad breaks (we are in the capitalism thread afterall). But yeah, old school American football was a lot closer to rugby before the giant helmets.

they also killed eachother on the field a lot

iirc helmets that consisted of more than a single piece of leather only happened after swarthmore suffered like 4 fatalities in a single season


i'm glad my artsy fartsy hs only had wrestling and tennis teams. and like track and stuff

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Weren't there quite a few games with multiple fatal injuries back then

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
whole lotta homophobia in this thread

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
also the forward pass was made legal to stop people from getting killed as much in american football, they didn't think to tell Yale and Harvard to stop trying to kill each other

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

Football is dumb and dangerous, especially for kids. An analysis of Aaron Hernandez's brain post mortem showed long term signs of concussion. The doctor thought he might've developed abnormally because he started getting concussed as a kid. He went on to do dangerous crazy poo poo, killed a dude or two, then painted his prison cell with his blood and committed suicide.
There are enough factors influencing child development as it is, let's stop letting kids rattle their brains around in their skull for fun.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Peanut President posted:

also the forward pass was made legal to stop people from getting killed as much in american football, they didn't think to tell Yale and Harvard to stop trying to kill each other

Why the gently caress did you tell them?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Man I don't remember sports in Highschool being some huge thing like people are making it out to be.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
My high school would've conducted human sacrifices of the entire history and art departments if it somehow helped the football team.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Imagined posted:

My high school would've conducted human sacrifices of the entire history and art departments if it somehow helped the football team.

Same only our football team was trash and won I think 2 games my senior year.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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Jack2142 posted:

Man I don't remember sports in Highschool being some huge thing like people are making it out to be.

It kinda depends on the region. My high school didn't go all in on football (partially because the team sucked, and there was a national champion team 2 miles) but practically bankrupted itself on building a new pool for the water polo and swim teams.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Senor Dog posted:

This is honestly the first time I've ever seen someone say that weightlifting is a straight dude only thing. It's certainly not my experience. Is this a real stereotype/trend?

Going by the F-Plus episode on weight lifting obsessed people, it's a very straight dude thing, in that quite a few of them are super duper homophobic and terrified that, oh god, men might find their muscular oily flexing bodies attractive! Gross!!!!!

Imagined posted:

My high school would've conducted human sacrifices of the entire history and art departments if it somehow helped the football team.

Yeah mine found tons of creative ways to basically launder federal, state and charity money for dumb poo poo like music or art into the football team. I knew a bunch of the players and even they thought it was complete bullshit.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
bodybuilding isn't the same as weightlifting.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
but you cant do one without the other IDIOT

*screaming from my sheet wrapped around a couch*

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

T-man posted:

good point. Let's add girls trying to be boys, boys who look like girls, and stronk nonbinary people. It's hardly the kind of place I'd walk into now that I'm sporting a d cup up top and a dick cup down below.

My point is that a space can be homoerotic and misogynist and often a very aggressive culture that can make yoga, crossfit, and other metrosexual exercise a better choice for many, and a part of exercise that shouldn't be ignored for being totes gay. Plus I haven't even touched on the whole accessibility concerns and how flexibility and cardio affect every moment of your life while I'm rarely called upon to lift 300 pounds for a few seconds. unless your mom is in town

(why do sports people like putting their dicks into small, crushing places around sweaty men)

Every Crossfit gym gives military and police discounts, they have "hero" workouts, and it has a heavy weightlifting component. I'd hardly call it metrosexual.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

EvilJoven posted:

Kids gym class should be all cardio and flexibility. The north Americans obsession with sports that are mostly big fat dudes standing around like an rear end in a top hat and occasionally moving a heavy object a little bit (I'm including themselves as a heavy object) or hitting an object with another object is part of why people are so fat.

Basically ban wrestling ball sports and weight lifting in school. Make kids run and do yoga.

Nobody likes cardio. Everybody likes playing soccer. Gym at school was basically two stages> The boring suffering of jogging around the circuit you had to do to warm up before the teacher would allow you to play, and the good part.

It's kinda shocking that people itt don't understand the appeal of team sports of the casual kind.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jack2142 posted:

Man I don't remember sports in Highschool being some huge thing like people are making it out to be.

It's regional

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I'm still laughing at this idea that gyms are nonstop Pumping Iron b-roll and not just full of people quietly exercising and minding their own business

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Mechafunkzilla posted:

I'm still laughing at this idea that gyms are nonstop Pumping Iron b-roll and not just full of people quietly exercising and minding their own business

there are gyms on this earth which are pretty much Pumping Iron b-roll, they're just like the 0.01% of gyms

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

bob dobbs is dead posted:

there are gyms on this earth which are pretty much Pumping Iron b-roll, they're just like the 0.01% of gyms

yeah I don't think the op lives in Venice Beach

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

TheMostFrench posted:

Also, if there's only one song on an album worth listening to, the artist probably isn't very good.

Most aren't.

Anyway people didn't buy albums just for one song. They bought them for, like, three or four songs and the rest were awful filler.

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Remember that time during the cold war where Pepsi Cola had like the 6th largest military power in the world for like a week b/c russia paid them in submarines?


Can't wait till more companies start having their own military's.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Mechafunkzilla posted:

I'm still laughing at this idea that gyms are nonstop Pumping Iron b-roll and not just full of people quietly exercising and minding their own business

Yeah. My gym is mostly yoga moms, fat dudes and HS athletes for example.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Killing Loaf posted:

Muscle mass and strength have huge benefits for athletic performance and health, unlike flexibility. Blaming sports for people being fat is pretty :thunk: anyways.

No, just sports that I don't like/am not good at.

People who like things different from what I like should just stop it. I am a very smart person.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

spacetoaster posted:

No, just sports that I don't like/am not good at.

People who like things different from what I like should just stop it. I am a very smart person.

this but ironically

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

T-man posted:

My highschool was transitioning from a rah-rah sportsball curriculum to yoga, free play sports, and lots of cardio. All the meathead boys still went to the weight room to grunt homo-erotically at each other, but all the girls, gays, and girls-to-be just did a lot of running. And, speaking as a lifelong lardtub, I liked it way more than SPORTS SPORTS. The instructor who was into this was really kind to me, and legitimately inspired me to lose weight and eat healthier. (I cut out all soda in high school where my normal diet was taco bell and boomer-meal cassarole carbfests.)

Like, I have no doubt that weight room, when combined with cardio and flexibility, can be a massive aid to overall health. But there's a reason it's mostly straight dudes and butch women who do it. And for gay soyboy cucks like me yoga and T-blockers work. :p

Holy poo poo. I'm guessing you've never been in a gym/lifted weights.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Leviathan Song posted:

A lot of the suggestions for "fixing" football involve taking the pads away. People without pads don't tend to slam their heads together repeatedly. I've played both ways and tackle with no pads sure seemed to result in less injuries.

It sounds crazy, but there's actually a growing section of people who want to remove gloves from boxing. They say the funny poses you see in old timey photos is because nobody wanted to punch heads because you break your hands, so everybody was more interested in body blows.

I box, but wasn't sure I believed this until somebody asked me if I'd have any issues with punching a table as hard as I could with gloves on vs gloves off. So yeah, maybe pads just make it easier/less painful to hit someone harder. But I'd say headgear should be kept. The science says that (at least boxing headgear) can decrease the force of a punch up to 50%.

Bareknuckle boxing is bloodier, but people get fewer concussions.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

shove me like you do posted:

Remember that time during the cold war where Pepsi Cola had like the 6th largest military power in the world for like a week b/c russia paid them in submarines?


Can't wait till more companies start having their own military's.

When every dot com has it's own Metal Gear?

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