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Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


That's what I would imagine, but also really great!

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Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Oh, my granny could help me take care of our Lowtax, the same way she cared for me while I was in chemo and obviously in a big pinch. She took care that I always had an ample supply of fresh fruits and vegetables. For example, I realized that fresh carrots are one of the few things I can eat without getting sick because of chemo - granny took notice and she'd bring me a few pounds of carrots every other day. It seems a bit strange, but yeah it was granny and her carrots that helped me pull through chemo without losing much weight, to my onco's surprise.

Here she is. The grandmotherliest granny you can imagine. She is 91 years old but looks a lot younger. :)


gently caress EN for not letting me edit and being the first post on the page, but this is what I was saying was great :P

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
Aww, :h: for Baka.

Bobbie Wickham fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Nov 6, 2018

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Midjack posted:

This could be a turning point for the forums.

Live stream this and take donations. It should generate enough income to keep the forums running for a decade at least.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Oh, my granny could help me take care of our Lowtax, the same way she cared for me while I was in chemo and obviously in a big pinch. She took care that I always had an ample supply of fresh fruits and vegetables.

You're lucky; cancer and fresh fruit are what killed Steve Jobs.

Twenty Four posted:

gently caress EN for not letting me edit and being the first post on the page, but this is what I was saying was great :P

You can edit though. Even the guy right under you did it.

Edit: And now I have done it too!

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Nov 8, 2018

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

Shadow0 posted:

You can edit though. Even the guy right under you did it.

Edit: And now I have done it too!

The function that disables editing in E/N is buggy. In theory, no one should be able to edit on the app or the website, but in practice it works for some people on one or both platforms.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Bobbie Wickham posted:

The function that disables editing in E/N is buggy. In theory, no one should be able to edit on the app or the website, but in practice it works for some people on one or both platforms.

So you're saying we're some of the chosen ones?



I remember not being able to edit before (and being confused for a while by this). Then later I could edit, so I figured the feature was disabled. It seems like it should be an easy thing to fix though...

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Shadow0 posted:

You can edit though. Even the guy right under you did it.

Edit: And now I have done it too!

Shadow0 posted:

So you're saying we're some of the chosen ones?

I remember not being able to edit before (and being confused for a while by this). Then later I could edit, so I figured the feature was disabled. It seems like it should be an easy thing to fix though...

I mean if you know anything about these forums, you likely would know that nothing is easy to fix and there isn't a glut of people willing to do so, and even less that are able to. And I'm not actually mad about E/N or even the broken down inconsistent forums status, I just as a result had to double post to say something nice about a grandma that seems cool :)

Best wishes to ASF, Granny and everyone!

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

Shadow0 posted:

I remember not being able to edit before (and being confused for a while by this). Then later I could edit, so I figured the feature was disabled. It seems like it should be an easy thing to fix though...

Radium code is not "easy to fix," unfortunately.

PilotOfTheStorm
Aug 11, 2009
Hey all! ASFB has again sent me in as his spokesman. He is a bit under the weather and also dealing with getting his newly vacant apartment property up to shape so he hasn't been able to keep up with the forums as much. Apparently having a tenant leave and apartment is a major paperwork mess in Glorious Croatia, and that is on top of getting things in shape to rent it out again. He sent me some videos of Mr. Weed that I'll let him post once he gets subtitles for them. I don't speak more than maybe one word of Croatian but whatever they are talking about seems real important so we can all look forward to that coming soon.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Glad to hear it's just regular life issues, not another hospital stay or the like!

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Or another big drug bender for that matter.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
It's been almost a month since we had word of the Croatian. Just checking in to make sure he isn't dead.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
You doing alright man?

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
Hey guys, gonna chime in with a belated post.

I'm gradually kicking a number of substances, and I can describe my general shape as completely drained of energy and always tired. This goes with drug kicking, but at least I'm not freaking out because I bought an absurd amount of benzos from Drug Baba. I stopped buying trams from her even though she has them, I only wanted benzos and goddammit, I bought her out.

I also rented out property C after sprucing it up a bit and got top dollar for it! $305 to be precise. This, combined with $230 from property A is more than enough to live a comfortable retiree life. And I'm enjoying it.

There's a problem with Vesna, she won't leave me alone, calls me on WhatsApp every day, she's obviously after what remained of my dick. First she stole my hat, now she wants my virginity as well. This just ain't gonna happen. I spoke to her the other day and I saw traces of herpes ointment on her lips, she must have every STD that exists. She called me on the phone the other day, saying that the boiler in her tower crapped out and that there is no hot water and she's on her period and can't clean herself up and asking if she could come over to wash her twat. Sure honey, gently caress you, that's a very weak bait. I'd rather jam my dick in a blender than in her twat.

There are more things I'd like to write about, such as the excellent commie Russian radio set from the 1970s I bought off an enthusiast, but it's gonna have to wait, my hands are shaky and I'm having serious trouble just typing this.

You'll hear from me again when I pull myself together a bit. I'm not sure how long it's gonna take, but here, Merry Christmas in advance if I don't post in the meantime. :)

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
he's alive!

Millow
Apr 30, 2006

some say he's a rude dude with a crude 'tude
Just get the herp dude. All the kids are doing it.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
prolly a good thing that Drug Baba's out of benzos

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

take the moon posted:

prolly a good thing that Drug Baba's out of benzos

She's only out of benzos because Fatbeard bought them all though...

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Love you, Fatbeard. Glad your real estate empire is working out.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

take the moon posted:

prolly a good thing that Drug Baba's out of benzos

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Ah. He’s not dead. That’s good. However, I am starting to suspect he has problems with women.

Old Binsby
Jun 27, 2014

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Ah. He’s not dead. That’s good. However, I am starting to suspect he has problems with women substance abuse.

loved this

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

This goes with drug kicking, but at least I'm not freaking out because I bought an absurd amount of benzos from Drug Baba.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Hey guys, gonna chime in with a belated post.

I'm gradually kicking a number of substances, and I can describe my general shape as completely drained of energy and always tired. This goes with drug kicking, but at least I'm not freaking out because I bought an absurd amount of benzos from Drug Baba. I stopped buying trams from her even though she has them, I only wanted benzos and goddammit, I bought her out.

I also rented out property C after sprucing it up a bit and got top dollar for it! $305 to be precise. This, combined with $230 from property A is more than enough to live a comfortable retiree life. And I'm enjoying it.

There's a problem with Vesna, she won't leave me alone, calls me on WhatsApp every day, she's obviously after what remained of my dick. First she stole my hat, now she wants my virginity as well. This just ain't gonna happen. I spoke to her the other day and I saw traces of herpes ointment on her lips, she must have every STD that exists. She called me on the phone the other day, saying that the boiler in her tower crapped out and that there is no hot water and she's on her period and can't clean herself up and asking if she could come over to wash her twat. Sure honey, gently caress you, that's a very weak bait. I'd rather jam my dick in a blender than in her twat.

There are more things I'd like to write about, such as the excellent commie Russian radio set from the 1970s I bought off an enthusiast, but it's gonna have to wait, my hands are shaky and I'm having serious trouble just typing this.

You'll hear from me again when I pull myself together a bit. I'm not sure how long it's gonna take, but here, Merry Christmas in advance if I don't post in the meantime. :)

I read this whole thread in like three days. It was horrifying and very, very funny.

May your beard always be fat and sweaty.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
hey, asfb, you said you were a turbosnorerr, right? did you ever get the darth vader machine or some poo poo?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
Hey, we both got involuntarily committed and got pneumonia at the same time :):hf::)

Glad they let out ASF, godspeed

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

Hey, we both got involuntarily committed at the same time 

is this the tcc equivalent of people getting pregnant together so their kids can be friends

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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Get your v card punched and earn your red wings at the same time OP!

Old Binsby
Jun 27, 2014

morally adept posted:

Get your v card punched and earn your red wings at the same time OP!

if i'm reading ASF correctly she's getting punched if she keeps hounding him. It doesn't seem like she'll take a hint otherwise

zombieswithblenders
Nov 21, 2008
Make sure you have kids too. They will earn you money from the goverment and also when they hit it big. Its a win win.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I read this whole thread in like three days. It was horrifying and very, very funny.

May your beard always be fat and sweaty.

If you can track them down and have archives, this is literally thread #3 in the series.

I think the first one was titled "I have a sticky situation with my tenant" or something similar.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lead out in cuffs posted:

If you can track them down and have archives, this is literally thread #3 in the series.

I think the first one was titled "I have a sticky situation with my tenant" or something similar.

Ohhhhh shiiiiiiii!!!!!

Anyone have a link handy?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ohhhhh shiiiiiiii!!!!!

Anyone have a link handy?

No but I found you this:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3695745&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
We'll be palming off 2018 in a day or so, I thought I could share a few interesting pictures with you guys in order to celebrate (and to show that this thread ain't just about drugs now.) :)

Here's an abandoned bank!



I think the bank moved out of this building because rent was too expensive. To add an insult to an injury, this building is located at one of the busiest parts of Zagreb; the bus terminal near the central train station, and thousands upon thousands people have to witness this vandalized piece of poo poo every day.



As it usually goes with buildings completed in Socialist times, the book keeping was extremely shoddy and I wouldn't be surprised at all if this building either doesn't exist in the books at all or that nobody can tell who really is the owner of the building, or the owner existed at some point but went out of business in 1992. Either way, the glass-sides building was abandoned and vandalized, and the city council then put up those corrugated metal sheets over the ground level in order to discourage entry into the building where a thousand dangers loom, and we don't want our noble hobos getting hurt around here.

Are you brave enough to take a dump here? :pervert:



Poopin' in the sky with some asbestos to wipe your butt with!



The sides of the building used to be almost entirely covered by glass, I'm sure that the vandals found that breaking those massive windowpanes was extremely satisfying! Hell, I'd hurl rocks or typewriters too at those windows if I had a chance as well, especially because the bank that was housed here screwed me over bigtime back in 2007.

And now here's something really strange. A buttcoin ATM at the mall. Well, I'm not even sure that this thing is indeed an ATM, or maybe some sort of advertisment for a Ponzi scheme. I see that they made no efforts to anchor this thing upon the floor. Can someone cast light upon what this box does?



And now something extremely cute. Bobbie.

Pawsies and a tummy!



Ears!



And finally, the picture of yours truly with her, massaging magic into Queen Bobbie's butt.



All the best wishes to you guys in the new year! :)

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Thanks for the update, best wishes and stay safe yugo drug urbex ghost

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Happy New Year and please don't dump massive quantities of drugs into yourself.

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
There is the other cat, Olyushka, I would have taken pictures of her too but neither mr weed nor I could find her. She has a security blanket, and will literally call mr weed to cover her with her blankie and kiss her good night, like a human child would.

p.s. Bobbie is a fatty

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Have a great end of 2018, ASF!

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
Who named the cat?

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A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:

Bobbie Wickham posted:

Who named the cat?

I'm not sure. Both Bobbie and Olyushka are purebred Cornish Rex cats, they've been on many fancy cat shows and have had several litters before being neutered. They are now enjoying their well-deserved retirement with the Weeds. I'll ask mr Weed directly who named those cats because their names are incredibly cute. "Olyushka" is a diminutive form of the name "Olivera", at least that's what I believe. And Bobbie is well, Bobbie. She is extremely attached to people, friendly and outgoing, and her fur is impossibly silky. :3:

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