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Best Not WWE Name
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Up North 70 41.92%
New York 21 12.57%
Titan 12 7.19%
Stamford 18 10.78%
The XXX Porno Wrestling on the Other Channel 46 27.54%
Total: 167 votes
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The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


davidbix posted:

Willfully? No. But it was considerably more preventable than most people realize. WWF went to their usual stunt rigger to ask if they could lower Owen, but with some kind of quick release to unhook himself because it took too long to get him out of the harness on live TV. (I believe the pratfall idea was the egg, not he chicken.) The rigger said no, that's incredibly dangerous because it could trigger while he's hanging, but I'll do the normal version for X price. When they don't call him back to confirm, he freaks out that they found someone willing to do it and tells his assistant to call the WWF offer to do it the same way himself for half of what his boss charged. They didn't bite.

Everyone should read the relevant portions of Broken Harts if they haven't.

Also: They came very close to killing THREE people. As alluded to earlier, there was an idea for Max Mini/Tzuki to be strapped to Owen in a Blue Blazer outfit, but Owen nixed it as soon as he was pitched the idea. Then, when Owen fell, he actually touched Jim Korderas on the way down, if just barely.

I completely forgot about the "usual rigger won't do what we want, let's go elsewhere"/rigger panics because someone will probably die if they get what they want/too late, no response, and Koderas either receiving a glancing blow or literally being like one or two steps just out of being smushed by a 200-pound Hart falling from like a thousand feet above him.

The Owen story is literally "there's always another detail, and it's always worse". It really is the most astounding thing the company (mostly) got away with.


sexpig by night posted:

yea if you just saw MVP in his gimmick on another promotion most people would think 'oh yea that's a fun persona to work with', it's just WWE's pool for black wrestlers being 'diva, athlete, literal savage jungle monster, diva athlete, scary black man' has led to even very normal 'yea I'm just kinda a prissy and arrogant guy who's athletic and sometimes I get big wins to brag about and sometimes I get smacked down after being too smug and lovely' gimmicks to feel bad just by association. Which is a shame because, yea, according to most things I saw MVP was just fine with his character and had fun with it so it kinda blows that it's hard not to think 'yea but did he get that persona because the writers literally didn't know how to write a black guy other than that because this is like the fourth one of these gimmicks I've seen'

I mean, yeah, because he came up with the gimmick himself, and even owns it, which is how he was able to carry on with it outside of WWE.

It's also probably why he barely gets invited back, even for nostalgia-based shows where people would pop bigly for the tube entrance and "One, two, you hear the clock ticking?"

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I genuinely forgot MVP came up with and owns the gimmick, yea that explains that then

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


D.N. Nation posted:

So Vince/WWE hates Warrior and either wholesale ignores him or makes the point to trash him, then (???), then he gets inducted into the HOF, then dies, now he's a hero for us all.

What exactly happened in the (???) part? I've never gotten that. It's not like there was any clamoring for the company to reignite his legacy at the time.

I think it was the WWE 2K game appearance. 2K Games decided on Warrior being the pre-order DLC and probably dealt with him without using WWE as a middleman (they have a history of doing things against WWE's wishes. See also: "You don't want Punk! You want Sheamus!"). Warrior did business with them and even appeared in an ad for the game. After the fact, Triple H got in touch with him and offered him the marquee spot in that year's HOF induction.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wasn’t it a similar deal with Goldberg where they did that video and the Suplex City tease without WWE having a clue?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Jerusalem posted:

Wasn’t it a similar deal with Goldberg where they did that video and the Suplex City tease without WWE having a clue?

With Goldberg, Warrior and Sting, it's interesting how the WWE 2K pre-order DLC spot ends up shaping WWE at times.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Web Jew.0 posted:

WWE takes care of their travel.

Iirc they mostly get bussed with the gear trucks.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Gavok posted:

With Goldberg, Warrior and Sting, it's interesting how the WWE 2K pre-order DLC spot ends up shaping WWE at times.
2K works under the theory of "Who can we add that's fresh and interesting?" where Vince etc. think Sting is a nobody and Goldberg was a waste of money.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

"Why was Goldberg a waste of money" I ask to myself as instinctively try to vote for HHH vs Booker T again.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

that video package of Sting that aired on Raw and had the crowd going apeshit (before the reveal that he was just DLC for the new 2K game and completely deflating them) was p funny

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Fauxhawk Express posted:

that video package of Sting that aired on Raw and had the crowd going apeshit (before the reveal that he was just DLC for the new 2K game and completely deflating them) was p funny

That ad was better than anything WWE's ever produced.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
It even had his old music which was way better with the crap they gave him

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1079432473187180544

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Ring boy slam dunk not even close.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


The ring boy stuff just is one of those things the more I learn about the more mad I get. I may vote for it over the Owen death

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Yeah the ring boy thing makes the whole "wholesome family entertainment" thing look more and more hypocritical. If I was a journo, I'd burn my access asking about Terry Garvin school of self defense.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

RealFoxy posted:

Another reminder for how bad WWE's idea of irony is, when ECW started they intentionally started pushing people like Kevin Thorne and stupid gimmicks like The Zombie and Nacho Libre because "That's what people expected us to do non-ironically so we did it "ironically"
Kevin Thorne aside, didn't those gimmicks debut entirely so that Sandman could do his long-winded entrance shtick and beat them up? That I could deal with. They did much worse in that era to make everyone hate ECW. "Hey guys, remember that ECW home video commercial? Let's make Kelly Kelly do the Kimona dance EVERY week!"

STAC Goat posted:

I'd call wrestlers like Sasha Banks and MVP borderline. If WWE had more credibility they wouldn't be stereotypes and the wrestlers themselves seem to embrace the gimmicks. But with WWE's history of sticking black wrestlers with stereotypical black gimmicks Sasha and MVP fall comfortably into the majority vs like a Bobby Lashley.

I'm not sure I've ever bought into the "satire" excuse for the Mexicools. I'm not exactly sure where the line between "satire" and "minstrel show" is but again, WWE neither has the track record nor deft to find that line.
To be fair, early in their run the Mexicools did have segments making fun of stereotypes, but again, it wasn't written well enough (or by a non-white person) to be effective (then when Juvi got released they were just a regular tag team). I'd call Sasha's gimmick more than borderline; I just think she gets away with it because she brings some authenticity with it (via being related to Snoop). Her look is all bling rings, shutter shades, weaves, etc. I don't know how much of that she created and how much was NXT creative, but it certainly does draw from the "ghetto-fancy" stereotype.


I don't know if this is necessarily tournament-worthy, but probably my biggest source of anger & disappointment in WWE over the years has been them forcing the roster to adopt "the "WWE style" where they can't just let their wrestlers be themselves and wrestle a style they're comfortable with, and instead ruin them by making them all generic get-your-poo poo-in entertainers. So much ruined potential in the name of "the product is the draw, not the roster, despite that we'll always try to shove one guy into the spotlight forever". Any one of us could probably list a dozen great wrestlers they've ruined and/or made more boring off the top of our heads.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Don't forget Vince came up with this:

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

Kevin Thorne aside, didn't those gimmicks debut entirely so that Sandman could do his long-winded entrance shtick and beat them up? That I could deal with. They did much worse in that era to make everyone hate ECW. "Hey guys, remember that ECW home video commercial? Let's make Kelly Kelly do the Kimona dance EVERY week!"

To be fair, early in their run the Mexicools did have segments making fun of stereotypes, but again, it wasn't written well enough (or by a non-white person) to be effective (then when Juvi got released they were just a regular tag team). I'd call Sasha's gimmick more than borderline; I just think she gets away with it because she brings some authenticity with it (via being related to Snoop). Her look is all bling rings, shutter shades, weaves, etc. I don't know how much of that she created and how much was NXT creative, but it certainly does draw from the "ghetto-fancy" stereotype.


I don't know if this is necessarily tournament-worthy, but probably my biggest source of anger & disappointment in WWE over the years has been them forcing the roster to adopt "the "WWE style" where they can't just let their wrestlers be themselves and wrestle a style they're comfortable with, and instead ruin them by making them all generic get-your-poo poo-in entertainers. So much ruined potential in the name of "the product is the draw, not the roster, despite that we'll always try to shove one guy into the spotlight forever". Any one of us could probably list a dozen great wrestlers they've ruined and/or made more boring off the top of our heads.

Not entirely, it was partly because SyFy wanted more "sci-fi" content. At least that was the rationale for guys like the Zombie, Thorn and Boogeyman.

Nacho Libre was probably personal amusement.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

If I remember correctly WWE’s writing team is almost exclusively white dudes pitching things they hope an old white dude will like.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I assume Nacho Libre was advertising dollars from the movie studio or corporate syngergy.

edit: I never actually saw it before and assumed it was like, actually a movie tie in. I just watched. My bad. Yeah, that's just dumb rear end amusement from when they had no idea what ECW was.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I love the story about how Sandman was supposed to beat up an alien (rather than a zombie) on the first ECW episode, but Sci-Fi put the kibosh on it... so Vince went out of his way to scare away a guy dressed as an alien on the next Raw. I don't know if it's true but I hope it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJwF2-IBGw

It's crazy that management using slurs is probably going to lose, but I woudn't be surprised to see the ring boy scandal "win" the whole thing.

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
I thought the little bat dangle thing Ariel would do during Thorn's entrance was neat. I think that's about the highest praise I can give Kevin Thorn.

Boogeyman was the tits though, I feel like if that dude was younger he could have gone places. He gave me that old Undertaker vibe of "guy selling the hell out of a bad gimmick"

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Lunatic Sledge posted:

I thought the little bat dangle thing Ariel would do during Thorn's entrance was neat. I think that's about the highest praise I can give Kevin Thorn.

Boogeyman was the tits though, I feel like if that dude was younger he could have gone places. He gave me that old Undertaker vibe of "guy selling the hell out of a bad gimmick"

Both Ariel and Boogeyman had the same thing truly holding them back: being really bad at wrestling.

And it's such a shame it feels like it's doing the open racism a disservice, but covering up pedophilia for years is indeed a shoe in to win.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

open racism in my capitalism? Never would have expected it.

The only true winners here are the people learning that WWE is a dirty hole of lies and terribleness.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


coconono posted:

open racism in my capitalism? Never would have expected it.

The only true winners here are the people learning that WWE is a dirty hole of lies and terribleness.

We already had at least one or two people here say this caused them to decide to cancel their network sub, and the thread got a tryhard troll probated a lot of times. This tournament is already an undeniable success in my book

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/NY64Tournament/status/1079574237495599104?s=19

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I am going to have a really hard time voting against the ring boy scandal ever, even against my anti-labor banner.
gently caress, it's like they got rid of Jerry Sandusky then hired him back.
Just...gently caress.
Who even does that? How do you even like Mel Philips enough to take that risk? You weren't making money off of him so you can't even call it ghoulish pragmatism.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Vickie wins out slightly for me just cause it was awful and the WWE tried to play it off by saying they were helping Vickie

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
To me Goldust is an easy pick because they kept the gimmick around. They still profit off the character they turned face by saying he wasn't gay, he was a real man.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

wow, literally a 50/50 vote with 104 votes right now

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

MassRafTer posted:

To me Goldust is an easy pick because they kept the gimmick around. They still profit off the character they turned face by saying he wasn't gay, he was a real man.

See, longevity is what makes me feel the other way about this. They kept the Goldust character around, but after his WCW return I feel like they largely pooh-poohed the virulent homophobia in favor of the extremely sensitive and intellectually-conceived 'he got electrocuted so now he has tourette's' gimmick. Vickie was a non-wrestler employed in no small part because the company helped drive her husband into an early grave, and for, what, the next seven years her gimmick was that she was fat, evil and slutty, and everyone should at all times treat her like poo poo because she deserves it.

The lows of Goldust were lower and you can never erase them, but at this point Goldust has existed for about as long as Guy Who Won't Stop Making Movie References as he did a homophobic whipping boy twenty years ago; Vickie Guerrero was everything wrong with the way the WWE treats women rolled into one character and they still have her pop up occasionally, in that gimmick, for cheap heel heat.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


They only paid her 500 a week god drat

https://twitter.com/ACraig2031/status/1079597703200411648

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

the Golddust thing is whatever. Paying Vickie $500 an event(did she do house shows?) while trying to make it look like they're doing her some goodwill is pretty loving awful.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

CarlCX posted:

See, longevity is what makes me feel the other way about this. They kept the Goldust character around, but after his WCW return I feel like they largely pooh-poohed the virulent homophobia in favor of the extremely sensitive and intellectually-conceived 'he got electrocuted so now he has tourette's' gimmick. Vickie was a non-wrestler employed in no small part because the company helped drive her husband into an early grave, and for, what, the next seven years her gimmick was that she was fat, evil and slutty, and everyone should at all times treat her like poo poo because she deserves it.

The lows of Goldust were lower and you can never erase them, but at this point Goldust has existed for about as long as Guy Who Won't Stop Making Movie References as he did a homophobic whipping boy twenty years ago; Vickie Guerrero was everything wrong with the way the WWE treats women rolled into one character and they still have her pop up occasionally, in that gimmick, for cheap heel heat.

Same. As a gay guy I loving hate Goldust's origins and will forever have that in my pile of 'no, Vince genuinely has nothing but hate and disdain for LGBT people' evidence but they at the very least ended that and now he's just as known as 'that loving movie dude' as he is 'the queer'. Vickie STILL gets treated like dirt, paid poo poo, and she's a loving non-wrestler who's husband WWE absolutely, at best, had a large hand in killing. Gotta give it to her.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
I believe that to be true going by what I read at the time.

Karlee Perez (Maxine in WWE/Catrina in Lucha Underground) around the same time was squeezed out of WWE as after getting called up to the main roster they wouldn't upgrade her contract from her FCW one.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

IIRC they also said Karlee was too fat, which is some pretty wtf stuff by even contemporary body shaming standards.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Taking stuff out of context, one would be content to assume that Vicki was just somebody who played her role to perfection, that of an obnoxious middle manager on an endless power trip who is impossible to not hate.

You could call it excellent heeling. You could also call it personal attacks.

It is again one of those questions that begs to ask two questions.
1) What constitutes an acceptable attempt to garner heat in this day and age?
2) Given WWE's power over their employees is it even possible for them to ask anybody anything without constituting an abuse of said power.

But given that their stock answers are 'anything that won't make our stock numbers go down' and 'who loving cares we'll do it anyway' it's better to just say 'gently caress them for all this poo poo'

And at least pay the lady. poo poo. I have no idea how she put up with it for 7 years for such a bullshit sum.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The Vickie stuff is REALLY bad but the Goldust poo poo happened when they had their biggest kid audience ever and they just fed them some of the worst homophobic garbage you could see on TV. Literally telling the audience that Goldust wasn't queer, he was a "real man."

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



coconono posted:

the Golddust thing is whatever. Paying Vickie $500 an event(did she do house shows?) while trying to make it look like they're doing her some goodwill is pretty loving awful.
She did house shows, yeah, so she was being paid more like $1500-2500 per week before expenses and taxes, which wouldn't be too bad if it wasn't for the way she was treated on-screen.

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LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

The Cameo posted:

I completely forgot about the "usual rigger won't do what we want, let's go elsewhere"/rigger panics because someone will probably die if they get what they want/too late, no response, and Koderas either receiving a glancing blow or literally being like one or two steps just out of being smushed by a 200-pound Hart falling from like a thousand feet above him.
What really gets me is that Russo lived through that. All of it. And Lance Storm told a story a long time ago, I think on his website, about how one night Sting was to repel from the ceiling again during Russo's tenure, and he was stressing out backstage because there wasn't enough time for the safety procedures to be followed properly between one appearance on the show and his trip to the rafters and back down again because Russo books like seventeen segments an hour and still couldn't separate the two appearances and Lance told him "just don't do it. It isn't worth your life. You're Sting. What are they gonna' do?" And he didn't do it.

After going through Over the Edge, Russo learned loving nothing from Owen's death.

Somebody should ask Lance about it on Figure Four or Twitter so we can hear all the details.

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