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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
You can merge them with an electrical heater though.

There are some really cool examples out there.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVhixJkXExU

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 06:54 on Dec 28, 2018

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/rFuAcCs.gifv

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/SMrRtqi.gifv

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/dBOUw1y.gifv

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust


Koreans love their gravitrons

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Koreans have been living in the future for so goddamn long that they've become jaded with new technology and so spend a disproportionate amount of time doing goofy retro poo poo like going to arcades or whatever. Hell, half of them are so sick of technology that they've decided to go back and live as serfs in the middle ages

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/XBetDaM.gifv

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/n1hOVp5.mp4

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I know, "alcohol," but still. Who expects the top of a trailer to hold thirty people?



That's a great episode. It's fascinating how nipping the tail makes them explode ferociously, but hitting the head with a hammer or a bullet just results in an injured hammer or bullet.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






I am pretty sure it isn't, but it looks like one of the guys lets out a massive huge fart when he falls on to the collapsing trailer.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That's a great episode. It's fascinating how nipping the tail makes them explode ferociously, but hitting the head with a hammer or a bullet just results in an injured hammer or bullet.

The hell is that?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

The hell is that?

It's a Prince Rupert's Drop.

You drip molten glass into water and get tough tempered glass that explodes if you damage the tail.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Vids: http://www.princerupertsdrop.com/

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Doggo needs sound
https://i.imgur.com/hOzO6mO.mp4

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/sL9ZUec.mp4

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


IncredibleIgloo posted:

I am pretty sure it isn't, but it looks like one of the guys lets out a massive huge fart when he falls on to the collapsing trailer.

I think it's part of the door assembly coming apart. I don't know why it makes a stream of dust like that, may it was pneumatic?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Sedge and Bee posted:

I think it's part of the door assembly coming apart. I don't know why it makes a stream of dust like that, may it was pneumatic?

Look at the back of the truck, it has a hydraulic lift gate. The springs on those roll-up doors are nothing to sneeze at either, super dangerous when they let go.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I just replaced my laptop- does anyone have that script that makes .gifv links tolerable? (It should really be stickied)

nm- found it in the Blessed thread:

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

Ornamental Dingbat has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Dec 30, 2018

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



https://i.imgur.com/zO1tcQL.gifv

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I just replaced my laptop- does anyone have that script that makes .gifv links tolerable? (It should really be stickied)

jobson groeth posted:

Here you go, add this to your ViolentMonkey / TamperMonkey / whatever and fix that problem.

You'll need to remove the URL tags that SA adds to this

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               shorter videos
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Did anybody call these spoon dogs yet?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Karate Bastard posted:

Did anybody call these spoon dogs yet?

Fun fact: platypuses lay eggs. And in those eggs? More platypuses.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
It's also poisonous so be very sure it wants to be petted

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

haveblue posted:

It's also poisonous so be very sure it wants to be petted

Platypus are venomous.

:spergin:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
p sure they inflict the "toxic" status effect.

:goonsay:

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Only male platypuses have venomous spurs, and that's only during breeding season.

You'd still rather not risk it with a random one, it's apparently quite nasty

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Only male platypuses have venomous spurs, and that's only during breeding season.

You'd still rather not risk it with a random one, it's apparently quite nasty

I saw a documentary where a war vet that had been stung by one said that it hurt worse than the shrapnel he took in the side from a grenade

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

fishing with the fam posted:

You can't post that without the youtube video. The sound is key!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

He looks exactly like the kind of person that would make a marble music machine.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Only male platypuses have venomous spurs, and that's only during breeding season.

You'd still rather not risk it with a random one, it's apparently quite nasty

Who said anything about loving one? Creep-o.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



The floor is lava molten steel
https://i.imgur.com/mV5KzWL.gifv

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

mischief posted:

Who said anything about loving one? Creep-o.

Why would you ever not gently caress a platypus? They are nature’s sexiest semi-aquatic mammal.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Why would you ever not gently caress a platypus? They are nature’s sexiest semi-aquatic mammal.

Someone has never seen an echidna in a bikini and scuba gear.

Googling that was mostly regular old echidnas thankfully. But have this.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Is that supposed to be hair on the left there, or does she just have an elephant-man head?

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Kheldarn posted:

The floor is lava molten steel
https://i.imgur.com/mV5KzWL.gifv

gently caress, I hope no one got hurt.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Kamrat posted:

gently caress, I hope no one got hurt.

There was only one death but they took it graciously.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Capturing plasma in a syringe
https://i.imgur.com/vgytAv9.mp4

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
drugs:

Kheldarn posted:

Capturing plasma in a syringe


You on drugs:

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1078810726284906496

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
So loving ready for 2019.

https://i.imgur.com/PElCsAY.gifv

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/IQsVweq.mp4

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Kheldarn posted:

Capturing plasma in a syringe
https://i.imgur.com/vgytAv9.mp4

That finger hair could only belong to Mehdi Sadaghdar.

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