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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The republicans had 2 years to do whatever they wanted, but now it is the democrats fault all of a sudden, what happened to the caravans and 10% pay raises and lie #57932954297729976743295642?

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Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

Splatmaster posted:

sooner or later, there will be a reckoning, and people will have to account for why they did or didn't do

"pay to play" scenario

the American people

Just lmao to everything. Flying in all directions, hmboling into the kbc void.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lime Tonics posted:

The republicans had 2 years to do whatever they wanted, but now it is the democrats fault all of a sudden, what happened to the caravans and 10% pay raises and lie #57932954297729976743295642?

TRUMP

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






how is this possible.

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!

Did the right wing guys already take the WE SUPPORT FLYNN stars off their Twitter names?

record time

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

nothing's gonna get better on thursday but it is gonna get funnier

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Strong Sauce posted:

how is this possible.

TRUMP

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





trump is costing the world billions because everytime he tweets he's ruining the economy.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Strong Sauce posted:

how is this possible.

read between the lines and most trump tweets will be readable,

HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN FOR OUR COUNTRY!

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Wall 'thing', you make my heart sing

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Strong Sauce posted:

trump is costing the world billions because everytime he tweets he's ruining the economy.

The Great Trumpression

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Splatmaster posted:

The Great Trumpression

I think you'll find it's actually the DEMONCRATS taking the economy every time Trump tweets, so really it's the Great Dempression! WAAAALLLLLLL!

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Digirat posted:

nothing's gonna get better on thursday but it is gonna get funnier

that’s the only “better” I care about anymore

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Do we have any ETA on the next mueller revelation?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LMAO that Trump is just making GBS threads all over generals.

"Hey military guys, distinguished careers mean nothing, I'm a dementia-addled game show host and outrank them and they're all stupid. Have fun at war!"

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1080177487517233157?s=21

:lol:

Truly Trump as his negotiating best today. Whatta deal maker.

Trump Derangement Syndrome, Haters (and Winners), like a dog!, dems don’t care about drugs. “Let’s make a deal?” :allears:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

TulliusCicero posted:

The Evangelicals being the ones on the look out for the Antichrist in LIBERALS :byodood:, and then be sucked in by the actual one (albeit one that is severely incompetent), would be the greatest cosmic level lol of all time

This is literally the plot of Left Behind.

The smiling false christian conservative suckered everyone into believing him. He lied about everything to an absurd degree but his followers ignored the signs and still believed him.

Anyways, I'm sure this doesn't apply to President alcohol peddling, casino owning, porn star loving, porn star marrying, rapist, multiple wives, serial philandering, compulsive lying, crooked business dealing, selfish, vain, never been to church until he campaigned rear end Donald Trump. He's a REAL christian. He can't be a false idol to christians.

No no. The Antichrist was Obama, the avid churchgoer who married his first girlfriend and raised his daughters in the church.

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jan 1, 2019

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I guess we're doing this again
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1080199325295071233

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIerEVkEsFs

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

He's such a massive piece of poo poo

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1080177487517233157?s=21

:lol:

Truly Trump as his negotiating best today. Whatta deal maker.

Trump Derangement Syndrome, Haters (and Winners), like a dog!, dems don’t care about drugs. “Let’s make a deal?” :allears:

NYT posted:

House Democrats are putting forward a proposal to reopen the federal government by severing funding for the Department of Homeland Security and border security from other spending bills that enjoy bipartisan support — a gambit aimed at forcing President Trump to negotiate or to shoulder the blame for a protracted shutdown.

That sounds like a whole load of lols incoming

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


what the gently caress man

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So much to unpack

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
I seriously cannot tell what is real and what is fake anymore when it comes to Donald J Trump. January 1st and I am already howling my balls off laughing. :hmbol:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


yessss hook it to my veiiiiins

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So much to unpack



trump is a jew?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1080209800846176256

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1080211582955663360

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1080212949464043520



"I'm gonna put my face in this leopards mouth."

-Kanye West, CSPAM Mod

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Someone really needs to make Ye take his meds

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Oh no Louie baby, what is you doing ? :(

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


As someone who isn't familiar with Rogan's work outside of Fear Factor, is he a chud or just chud adjacent?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

a new study bible! posted:

As someone who isn't familiar with Rogan's work outside of Fear Factor, is he a chud or just chud adjacent?

Imagine r/The_Donald, but super into taking mushrooms and watching UFC.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Guys, I have a problem. I was hmbol-ong as you do (holding my balls open laughing) but...I can't close my balls now. They're open and will not shut, I can't afford new balls, anyone got any tips? A stapler?

cnut
May 3, 2016

An insane mind posted:

Guys, I have a problem. I was hmbol-ong as you do (holding my balls open laughing) but...I can't close my balls now. They're open and will not shut, I can't afford new balls, anyone got any tips? A stapler?

:sever:

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I love how Kanye, in his attempt to stick it to the man with contrarianism, actually went all the way around and started sucking the man’s dick to show everyone he’s so contrarian that he’s even contrarian to being contrarian.

Truly, truly. One of the greatest and most powerful self-owns of our young century.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



his ticket sales will plummet and he’ll flip faster than a gbs mod

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

An insane mind posted:

Guys, I have a problem. I was hmbol-ong as you do (holding my balls open laughing) but...I can't close my balls now. They're open and will not shut, I can't afford new balls, anyone got any tips? A stapler?

Do not try to save your balls, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: There are no balls.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010


Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

I love how Kanye, in his attempt to stick it to the man with contrarianism, actually went all the way around and started sucking the man’s dick to show everyone he’s so contrarian that he’s even contrarian to being contrarian.

Truly, truly. One of the greatest and most powerful self-owns of our young century.


kanye is a south park goth?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I miss the good old days when gimmick rappers went bankrupt after 2 years.

loving eminem and Kanye should be bar trivia answers by now, not still working.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

a new study bible! posted:

As someone who isn't familiar with Rogan's work outside of Fear Factor, is he a chud or just chud adjacent?

he’s a libertarian c-spam mod

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