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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

discoukulele posted:

cheating on his wife with a pornstar after she gives birth to his son.

yeah there's a club for that near me. i always thought it was a cafeteria

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
trump should take on the 9 lb burrito challenge. nobody has conquered it so far

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Samurai Sanders posted:

I once had an argument with some fans of celebratory gunfire who did not believe falling bullets could be dangerous because you know, they're just falling!

show me in the constitution where it says falling bullets are dangerous

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
My hobbies include drinking, vaping weed, putting away the xmas decorations a month sooner than anticipated, using $5.99 Subway coupons before they expire in three months, and working forever

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



"Wiping is nonsensical." - Walt Shaub


https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/1080251538738683905

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
ahahahahahahah fox news is playing a hit piece on the clintons as i type this.

living in a hell dimension is great,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfAalQu9hvY

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


:smugdon:

https://i.imgur.com/A2nkFuz.mp4

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol


https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1080252534890131457

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

tacodaemon posted:

"Wiping is nonsensical." - Walt Shaub

Man I hated going back to wiping when I was in America over Christmas. Washlets rule.

edit: and how much water toilet bowls in America have in them. I've never known why that is. Is it to accentuate the sound of poo poo leaving your butthole?

Samurai Sanders has issued a correction as of 01:06 on Jan 2, 2019

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


beto sex cramp posted:

show me in the constitution where it says falling bullets are dangerous

that's not how it works malcolm turnbull

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Doesn't every president do dumb media propaganda stuff, only more subtly?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkj1_tz1ff0

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
There's a good half of rw media that knows trump is a diaped up old man but they dgaf cuz they rich and white and are getting richer and whiter off trump and the grift machine

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

is that the dreaded candiru, the dick fish of the amazon?

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

oh drat I know someone had to have done a bin ladens lair for trump's obamahouse where is it

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

lol tuop is still the president

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
time for first trup of new year!

trup

trup

truppppppppppppppppp

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
hi there

sinn here with your space ghost: coast to coast fact of the day

the titular antagonist warren (from the episode of the same name) was played by none other than 60s avant-garde shitkicker colonel bruce hampton, who owns

this has been sinnesloeschen with your space ghost: coast to coast fact of the day

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

lorn Wayne posted:

ive done a 180 and taken to liking reading triggered lib twitter replies





just kidding burn twitter

morons like you are why people have middle fingers!

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

a.lo posted:

morons like you are why people have middle fingers!

it appears the triggerer has become the triggee :negative:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

tired of being mocked because i mistake zuchinis for cucumbers, and vice versa

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

i kept scrolling, looking for the title because "After the Fall of New York" reads like more tagline

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Happy new year I got falling down blackout drunk, left my card at the bar, and only woke up two hours ago

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
gas prices: 9 letters

trup: 4 letters

really makes u think

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Calibanibal posted:

tired of being mocked because i mistake zuchinis for cucumbers, and vice versa

just tell the english to gently caress off with their stupid zucchini they call a cucumber

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
is Michael Sopkiw, best action hero since Clint Eastwood, wearing saddle bags as shoulder armor?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

DryGoods posted:

i kept scrolling, looking for the title because "After the Fall of New York" reads like more tagline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbYa6YZrq0A :nws:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


DryGoods posted:

is that the dreaded candiru, the dick fish of the amazon?

i dunno but they sure aint pissfish

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



america and trump have infinite money why don't just make gas 0 dollars and print money for more gas barrel

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Poniard posted:

america and trump have infinite money why don't just make gas 0 dollars and print money for more gas barrel

hmmm, we could take all those empty gas barrels fill them with sand and make a wall.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

why exactly where these 3 children in the sky directly above a celebrating exerciser of the 2nd amendment

lol we have a right to bear arms but not to fire them

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Poniard posted:

america and trump have infinite money why don't just make gas 0 dollars and print money for more gas barrel

because the point of america is misery

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
gas is free if you just know where to find it i mean lmao smh

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i like how jacob wohl did illlegal bad boy stuff and faces no consequences because :matters:

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



dont be mean to me posted:

because the point of america is misery

capitalism sound bad then even with infinity money

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


:yooge: You have Walls and you have Wheels.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Nichael posted:

i like how jacob wohl did illlegal bad boy stuff and faces no consequences because :matters:

let's see whta the democrats in the House have to say about this

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