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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Epic High Five posted:

Lol what retail shops are giving their slaves the day off?

lol like 90% of the poo poo in Oakland was closed all day or closed early. Tried to get coffee, closed. Tried to get groceries at trader joes, closed, tried another coffee shop, a pizza place, the cheesesteak shop fuckin all closed. Only stuff open is the corporate bougie coffee chain, and chipotle, and like the gas station and theres 500 people trying to buy stuff at all of them wow thanks obama

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Admiral Ray posted:

pretty sure that dude is talking abuot cum and or piss

lol

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

trump has had syphilis since 1986 hth

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

DryGoods posted:

mormons believe if you're very good, one day you'll become a god and rule your own world

also

god has a wife, which for some reason the elders keep trying to keep quiet about, and he literally impregnated mary. not some metaphor or spiritual thing, literal sperm

i mean. didnt he? like if they dna tested jesus wouldnt the dad side be untraceable (trump?)

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I always smile when I see the Mormon Temple and then the outback steakhouse across the street.

Speaking of warm piss.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The other thing I've been perfecting, hot water cornbread(TT)^_^:-\(+_+)(+_+)(+_+)(+_+)

Didn't feel like an appropriate thing to bring lol

Also my keyboard switched into meme face mode but I'm keeping it because it amuses me

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

More or less, all the non instant pot stuff was already spoken for so I brought corned beef and a stew veggie medley, which cooked in the beef juices so it was easy but sorta time consuming

well as long as you got to smoosh a tomato into it after cooking

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I brought some air fry chicken wings to my party luck. Finished it off dressing them in BBQ sauce. Major hit.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Jokes on you, I love to sip boiling hot Russian piss from my titanium mug

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

what the gently caress you get at mcdonals over 8 dollars

I was on a date :colbert:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Unperson_47 posted:

this all makes sense but why can't they drink warm stuff

it was part of a work on healthy living. so, it recommends eating grains but avoiding things like alcohol. it's a pretty vague passage and the tea/coffee is what's been interpreted but you can have all the boiled water you want


also


god said he created water but at the last minute, it was cursed so now satan has power over all water and it's always dangerous to men

which, in the abstract makes sense because water can be dangerous. but just lol at satan cackling under the surface as you inch closer to the edge of a lake

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Why not both??

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Duscat posted:

well as long as you got to smoosh a tomato into it after cooking

What why would I do that

I did time it somehwat poorly so the onions in the stew mix got loving annihilated

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Duscat posted:

well as long as you got to smoosh a tomato into it after cooking

you're playing with fire

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



BeefThief posted:

trump has had syphilis since 1986 hth

it does, in fact, help. thank you

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm gonna try to tyoe Trump in face keyboard :-D:o:'((TT)O:-)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


fred christ trump

walls and wheels

I said no!

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

UK will wants to be as bad as the US
https://www.lancasterguardian.co.uk/news/history-will-vindicate-us-says-ex-lancaster-uni-student-found-guilty-of-terror-charges-1-9490992

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Plank Walker posted:

it's simple logic, if money = not real, not money = real

wow holy poo poo

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Social media and the internet is going to destroy the world and I don't even care because it's funny as hell.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Rah! posted:

lol like 90% of the poo poo in Oakland was closed all day or closed early. Tried to get coffee, closed. Tried to get groceries at trader joes, closed, tried another coffee shop, a pizza place, the cheesesteak shop fuckin all closed. Only stuff open is the corporate bougie coffee chain, and chipotle, and like the gas station and theres 500 people trying to buy stuff at all of them wow thanks obama

california owns, god drat

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Epic High Five posted:

I'm gonna try to tyoe Trump in face keyboard :-D:o:'((TT)O:-)

ok me too here we go

t56r4u8mp-

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bethamphetamine posted:

Social media and the internet is going to destroy the world and I don't even care because it's funny as hell.

Incredible content

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Trump is proof that no matter who you are, no matter what your skills are, if you want it bad enough and have the money, you can be President of the United States of America

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



in all honesty i think this burger looks kind of gross

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

in all honesty i think this burger looks kind of gross



I'd eat it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



tacodaemon posted:

in all honesty i think this burger looks kind of gross



Hell I'd eat it

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

in all honesty i think this burger looks kind of gross



Why the fruit rollup there?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



All sandwiches are beautiful, and all foods are sandwiches

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i will gently caress the gross burger

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

BeefThief posted:

trump has had syphilis since 1986 hth

trump is the koala of presidents :911:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i mean i will eat the gross burger. emoji keyboard acting up on myi end too

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

in all honesty i think this burger looks kind of gross




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hyy_2BwxPI



smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

in all honesty i think this burger looks kind of gross



Burg looking like some genitals with advanced scrotum rot

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Unperson_47 posted:

i mean i will eat the gross burger. emoji keyboard acting up on myi end too

(TT)(TT):O

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Baloogan posted:

i have arrived in 2019 nude and with a throbbing

I stopped reading right about here.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

that burger needs one less patty and way less cheese on it

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
but are all food stromboli

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BFomebranch/status/1080131876780732416

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



in cspam we call it the cumshitter royale with cheese

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