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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




build the wheel

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

What must it be like to get everything you want, but to be so stupid as to not be able to act on your desires. To find a genie and describe your three wishes, but then be pathologically incapable of ever completing a single one in speech. That's my conception of Donnie T. He failed upward so far that he can't ever even grant a single one of his own wishes.

I bet president Trump is more isolated than ever.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



have a look at the imgur front page posts from the day after trump's election

https://imgur.com/gallery/hot/viral/page/784

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
if i were mega rich i'd spend my time doing cyberdrugs and trying to invent a dog you can ride like a horse

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


a.lo posted:

Why did nobody till Trump think of a wall?

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



haha trump is old and confused and cant remember where he lives

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

tacodaemon posted:

have a look at the imgur front page posts from the day after trump's election

https://imgur.com/gallery/hot/viral/page/784
these are great

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tacodaemon posted:

have a look at the imgur front page posts from the day after trump's election

https://imgur.com/gallery/hot/viral/page/784

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

You can spot the exact moment it thinks about trump.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

beto sex cramp posted:

if i were mega rich i'd spend my time doing cyberdrugs and trying to invent a dog you can ride like a horse

that's a super goal and if you're young and you have an Irish wolf hound you can make it happen

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

beto sex cramp posted:

if i were mega rich i'd spend my time doing cyberdrugs and trying to invent a dog you can ride like a horse

Notch?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

beto sex cramp posted:

if i were mega rich i'd spend my time doing cyberdrugs and trying to invent a dog you can ride like a horse

i'd immediately donate all but a couple million to someone actually smart who could use it to make the world a better place* and use the rest to sleep all day every day

*gritty

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




lmao

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




notch doesnt do drugs or have a dog or invent things or have friends

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT KONDO MY CONDO gently caress SAKE

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



you'd have to look like that guy to carry that stance

and also be a straight southern baptist and probably some other things

v v v dumbass would be one of those other things yes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


really needs an editor, "i'm a dumbass" is only 3 words

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


punchymcpunch posted:

notch doesnt do drugs or have a dog or invent things or have friends

so he actually could just sleep all day every day letting the world go by but he just gotta go online and be a dick

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Honduras will hold talks with Israel, joined by the United States, aimed at opening an embassy in Jerusalem, the countries said on Tuesday, as the small Central American nation looks to follow U.S. President Donald Trump’s much-criticized move.

Honduras, whose government was overthrown by known murderess Secretary of State Hillary Clinton which lead to an immigration crisis(?) in the US is now planning on moving their embassy to Jerusalem. Which they will and Hillary did that.

Congrats!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

dont be mean to me posted:

you'd have to look like that guy to carry that stance

and also be a straight southern baptist and probably some other things

plus anyone who says that has a carefully-curated list of centrist dads and blocks everyone else who says anything bad about Mother

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

beto sex cramp posted:

if i were mega rich i'd spend my time doing cyberdrugs and trying to invent a dog you can ride like a horse

that's fine but you still can't gently caress a whale, Mr Macafee

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oh, a straight-up act of war to fight the spectre of illegal immigration? Cool, cool.

US fires tear gas across Mexico border to stop migrants

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

dont be mean to me posted:

you'd have to look like that guy to carry that stance

and also be a straight southern baptist and probably some other things

straight cis able-bodied white christian male over the age of 18 with a household income in the top quintile

thats me baby, im all of that. the only things i love more than my savior are my wife, my money, and my dick, namaste.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



think of all the jobs we're creating in Mexico by paying people to agitate while dressed as migrants

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Yinlock posted:

plus anyone who says that has a carefully-curated list of centrist dads and blocks everyone else who says anything bad about Mother

something about the phrase "a carefully-curated list of centrist dads" really tickles me

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nae! posted:

something about the phrase "a carefully-curated list of centrist dads" really tickles me

I feel like Feinberg probably has a twitter list with this name

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


why do people think political views are somehow not an aspect of friendship

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nichael posted:

why do people think political views are somehow not an aspect of friendship

some people are so insulated by their wealth and privilege (or they legit just do not think about politics enough to have any interest or actual beliefs) that it's just team sports to them

*eats sheet cake while children are tossed in camps*

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

:sever:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Nichael posted:

why do people think political views are somehow not an aspect of friendship

received wisdom and an upbringing that never challenged it

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



goodnight trump thread

may tomorrow bring new, fresh hell

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Taiwan 'must and will' be reunited with the mainland says Xi Jinping

"Xi's speech was peppered with references to familiar domestic themes and promises to leave the self-governing island's political system intact."

Okay, yeah, sure.

They're gettin' horned up to invade.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Crush the capitalists

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Epic High Five posted:

Crush the capitalists

Didn't someone post an article a few months back about how Taiwan probably could?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
lmao i forget Sarah Sanders and Raj Pal are supposed to be leaving any day now

not that it matters

but lmao

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
xi jinping seems like a real big shitter

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



angerbeet posted:

lmao i forget Sarah Sanders and Raj Pal are supposed to be leaving any day now

not that it matters

but lmao

they couldnt find jobs anywhere so they have to stay lol

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