Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

I don't think Garrison is a true believer, he's part of the infinite grift machine.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 08:56

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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FactsAreUseless posted:

These are hilarious to me because the original Jarhead, while not a good film, also wasn't an oo-rah pro-US pro-Iraq war movie, so I'm not sure how it spawned a bunch of patriotic straight-to-video spinoffs.

becaue people thought it was and that's all that matters lol

i dont remember it much but iirc it paralleled the trajectory as war is hell n bad, boy but never quite intersected and crossed into doing so. like yeah it wasn't pro war, but it never really stepped that threshold into being anti-war

Xaris has issued a correction as of 09:00 on Jan 2, 2019

# ? Jan 2, 2019 08:57

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

These are hilarious to me because the original Jarhead, while not a good film, also wasn't an oo-rah pro-US pro-Iraq war movie, so I'm not sure how it spawned a bunch of patriotic straight-to-video spinoffs.

that's probably why it did, can't have a movie called JARHEAD with some hot hollywood hunks being anything but stoic superman operators who do epic lulzy stuff in the desert

i'm surprised there haven't been like 9 Three Kings direct-to-video sequels that get increasingly more Police Academy-esque

# ? Jan 2, 2019 08:58

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

fits my needs posted:

He sure called that one.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 08:58

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Starshark posted:

He sure called that one.

At this point I'll be dead before Kissinger.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:05

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Nichael posted:

I don't think

finally someone who gets it

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:06

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1080374910634131457?s=20

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:08

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1080374910634131457?s=20

the schumer shitdown

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:10

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

fits my needs posted:

it's amazing how much the right is STILL trying to run against hillary

the one right-wing guy at my office brings her up all the time to this day

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:14

Ashmole: Oct 5, 2008; _{This wish was granted by Former DILF}

fits my needs posted:

god drat it why did he feel compelled to write "no stone unturned" like jesus garrison really does know how dumb his audience is.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:18

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1080214595485208577?s=20

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:18

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Typo posted:

it's amazing how much the right is STILL trying to run against hillary

the one right-wing guy at my office brings her up all the time to this day

the problem is that mister bresident has yet to LOCK HER UP

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:19

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

Ashmole posted:

god drat it why did he feel compelled to write "no stone unturned" like jesus garrison really does know how dumb his audience is.

Because people are that dumb. Swing by the polititoons thread in D&D and see how often people can't get simple messages.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:22

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1080374910634131457?s=20

yet another argument for californian independence

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:22

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

'All necessary means': Xi Jinping reserves right to use force against Taiwan

quote:

Taiwan independence would lead to �disaster�, Chinese president Xi Jinping has said, pledging efforts for peaceful �reunification� with the self-ruled island but warning China would not renounce the use of force.

Speaking at Beijing�s Great Hall of the People on the 40th anniversary of a key Taiwan policy statement, Xi said reunification must come under a one-China principle that accepts Taiwan as part of China, anathema to supporters of Taiwan independence.

All people in Taiwan must �clearly recognise that Taiwan independence would only bring profound disaster to Taiwan�, Xi said.

�We are willing to create broad space for peaceful reunification, but will leave no room for any form of separatist activities,� he said.

�We make no promise to renounce the use of force and reserve the option of taking all necessary means,� he said, adding that the issue is China�s internal affair and that it would permit �no external interference�.

Taiwan #0

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:22

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

C-SPAM > TRUMP: Known for being a big, dumb mouth.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:23

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

donald trump making GBS threads and pissing on america's beloved generals is good stuff

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:25

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Gxbns5oeU

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:27

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1080214595485208577?s=20

what is this show anyways? i presume its some milquetoast trevor noah daily show-level neolib ~brutal takedown~ of america or something?

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:28

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

A Handed Missus posted:

'All necessary means': Xi Jinping reserves right to use force against Taiwan

Taiwan #0

trump gonna encourage china to take taiwan over in exchange for a couple gold wrapped chocolates

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:28

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Admiral Ray posted:

trump gonna encourage china to take taiwan over in exchange for a couple gold wrapped chocolates

You're optimistic if you think we'll get that much.

Taiwan is hosed and they voted for the pro-china unification party en masse recently.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Xaris posted:

what is this show anyways? i presume its some milquetoast trevor noah daily show-level neolib ~brutal takedown~ of america or something?

Closer to John Oliver than Trevor Noah

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:32

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
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that reminds me i need to finish who is america. i think i saw teh cheney episode and that was it

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:33

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Xaris posted:

that reminds me i need to finish who is america. i think i saw teh cheney episode and that was it

eeeeeeehhh

if you only watch the Erran Morad segments it's good

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:34

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1080374910634131457?s=20

Overflowing human waste is a good description of the Trump administration.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:35

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/804863098138005504

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:36

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/804863098138005504

he actually wasn't wrong about this one

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:38

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/804863098138005504

Wasn't this almost the first thing he hosed up after winning the election?

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:39

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

Wasn't this almost the first thing he hosed up after winning the election?

i srs thought trump was gonna be mitt romney esq republican; and this was my first moment of realization that trump actually was insane and wasn't just pretending

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:40

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Bert Roberge posted:

Wasn't this almost the first thing he hosed up after winning the election?

yeah like the next day

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:40

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPREZii4NQ

this is a good ringtone imo

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:41

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:41

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:41

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

i srs thought trump was gonna be mitt romney esq republican; and this was my first moment of realization that trump actually was insane and wasn't just pretending

"oh... he is actually that petty and unmanageable..."

# ? Jan 2, 2019 09:41