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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

your favorite president (me)

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

thinkin bout those big beautiful slats

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"Hello, you've reached the office of Steve Scalise."

"yeah so does he still have a dick? is it smoothe or is it like a little stump now?"

"..."

"..."

"I'm not going to answer that question."

"you have to. youre a public servant. could he even tickle my prostate with his little stump dick, assuming it exists?"

-click-

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


do not look at hi-res pictures of Brian Stelter smiling

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

happy new year folks

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

cumshitter posted:

"Hello, you've reached the office of Steve Scalise."

"yeah so does he still have a dick? is it smoothe or is it like a little stump now?"

"..."

"..."

"I'm not going to answer that question."

"you have to. youre a public servant. could he even tickle my prostate with his little stump dick, assuming it exists?"

-click-

pretty insensitive man. at least u still have an rear end in a top hat 2 poo poo cum out of

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


zegermans posted:

happy new year folks

thanks

will u have any tweets for megan mccain this year

e: lol it's spelled with an h, get the gently caress out of here

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Romney should adopt emgman McCain

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

man nikki haley is just awful

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


meghyn mckelly

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

A Handed Missus posted:

thanks

will u have any tweets for megan mccain this year

e: lol it's spelled with an h, get the gently caress out of here

much like mehghgan, I'm a one-trick pony and my pony (eric bollings son) is dead

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

Romney should adopt emgman McCain

eggman mccain

walrus mitt romney

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Squizzle posted:

it isnt a coïncidence that baloogan is an anagram of "nra bongino"

that doesn't seem right, but I don't know enough about anagrams to say for sure

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/humansoflate/status/1080477581470765056

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



deedee meghan doodoo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1080477264230449152

w00t

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I wish i didn't have to work

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



id live in vermont (vs sc)

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
two of my chud coworkers pivoted from talking about Q to nootropics in 3 minutes. it was impressive

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



macron is the most punchable one there

great job

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





macrons wife and trump look like theyre first cousins or something

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Cao Ni Ma posted:

hes gonna go cross armed babby pose and mcconnell wont do anything about it cause he's a gigantic cuck.

McConnell doesn't give a poo poo if the goverment is shut down. I'd be surprised if he even runs again, he's up in 2020 and he'll be 78 years old.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

A Handed Missus posted:

correct

he is favorite President

He's John Tyler?

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


pompeo fat

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Thom and the Heads posted:

two of my chud coworkers pivoted from talking about Q to nootropics in 3 minutes. it was impressive

leroy newton ropics

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tell that piece of poo poo with the man bun we dont negotiate with hipsters

also wow pompeo is fat as poo poo.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


The Nastier Nate posted:

McConnell doesn't give a poo poo if the goverment is shut down. I'd be surprised if he even runs again, he's up in 2020 and he'll be 78 years old.

lol turtles live up to 150 at least, friend

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

paging smythe



got your pasta wiafu right here

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1080475217850519552

this is great coming from Ronna Romney McDaniel

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




good morning I'm just gonna lay in bed all day

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




maybe play smash

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
Was Xi threatening to take back Taiwan by force an actual thing, or just the kind of thing Chinese dictators have to say every few years to save face?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Snoo posted:

good morning I'm just gonna lay in bed all day

you do you friend

debating either doing the same or going outside to get a burg

decisions

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



The Snoo posted:

good morning I'm just gonna lay in bed all day

inshallah

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

glazed lives matter *posts black and white flag with thin line of sprinkles across the middle* *posts krispy kreme/punisher logo mashup*

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author



"...and this time we will get rid of that pesky rainforest, once and for all!"

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