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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
in due time, the piss tape will be recognized as the most significant cultural artifact produced in the last few hundred years, at least

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Im gonna head to a pawn shop to find a vcr because there is gonna be a run on them soon. I'm not gonna miss my opportunity to watch the piss tape

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Someone is out there watching it right now

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Not only is the piss tape real, but it is just the tip of the pissberg

There'll be kompromat on just about every Republican and like a third of the Democrats, it's gonna be glorious

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Trazz posted:

Not only is the piss tape real, but it is just the tip of the pissberg

There'll be kompromat on just about every Republican and like a third of the Democrats, it's gonna be glorious

I think a third is low

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

You ever just lie in bed and let assurance of the piss being real gently take you to Dreamland?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


net work error posted:

You ever just lie in bed and let assurance of the piss being real gently take you to Dreamland?

only every single night

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Pisstapes were made.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
My 2019 resolution is to see the pisstape

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Teal posted:

My 2019 resolution is to see the pisstape

inshallah

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pence releases piss tape as his coup de grace to secure the primary

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
pence will gift us the piss tape, though he himself can never experience it.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Inspector Hound posted:

Pence releases piss tape as his coup de grace to secure the primary

lol if you think Trump doesn't have a whole bookshelf full of horse tapes to prevent exactly that

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Cursed, but also the piss tape is real.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Teal posted:

lol if you think Trump doesn't have a whole bookshelf full of horse tapes to prevent exactly that

the real reason he picked pence

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Tastykake posted:

the real reason he picked pence

please change your name to tastytape

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


piss piss piss piss piss piss poss piss pods piss piss piss piss

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Believe in piss.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Avirosb posted:

Cursed, but also the piss tape is real.

same

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Anyone watch the R Kelly documentary? There was an episode about the other piss tape.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
who cares about that piss tape it's not The Piss Tape

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
which is real, btw

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
It is the Lord, our Piss Tape. You shall have no other piss tapes before it.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

R Kelly piss tape is the ur Zoroastrianism to our psychotropic based spin on piss scientology

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Hound posted:

R Kelly piss tape is the ur Zoroastrianism to our psychotropic based spin on piss scientology

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
all piss tapes are real

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
As a unipisstapist I recognize only one true piss tape, with all the other piss tapes simply existing as facets and spiritual reverbations of the one true tape. Even the piss tapes that came before and all the ones that will come after are tied as one infinite piss continuum. Even pissing without it being taped should be a moment remember and contemplate the beauty and importance of the original piss tape, which is absolutely real.

I will piss in the name of the tape until the day my kidneys fail.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


There is no tape but the Piss Tape, and Donald Trump is its star

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
R. Kelly had a piss tape

but it is not The Piss Tape

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Lool if you don't take a video every time you piss now to spread piss tape joy every day

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Entry time I take a piss I record it but then delete it because really it will not have any meaning compared to the piss tape.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Just to be clear, there is a real tape of the president watching prostitutes pee on a bed, which he instructed them to do because the previous president, who made a joke about him once, theoretically may have once slept in the bed.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Inspector Hound posted:

Just to be clear, there is a real tape of the president watching prostitutes pee on a bed, which he instructed them to do because the previous president, who made a joke about him once, theoretically may have once slept in the bed.

hosed up if true????????

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


hosed up if false

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


which, i would like to remind you all, it is not, because in fact it is Real

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
it's hosed up, and it's true, and it's hosed up, and it's real, and it's real hosed up. all the women in the piss tape are dead at the hands of the fsb now rip

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


bless them, the anonymous martyrs whose sacrifice made manifest the Tape upon our world

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Tastykake posted:

bless them, the anonymous martyrs whose sacrifice made manifest the Tape upon our world

F

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I wish I had the CIA job of recovering the piss tape to protect us dignity

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Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

ikanreed posted:

I wish I had the CIA job of recovering the piss tape to protect us dignity

Imagine a bond movie where the entire time the agent is trying to retreive the piss tape to stop the president from getting blackmailed but in the end instead of destroying the tape, he uploads it to pornhub

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