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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

euphronius posted:

lmao

norms being violated

Lol they can't even keep him on a "watch fox news until 3, have lunch, make a phone call" schedule

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



MysteriousStranger posted:

They know he does not give a poo poo about them. They aren't stupid, they are just cynical as all hell. In the past god has given Jews and Christians pagan kings who none the less ruled like an absolute tyrant in ways that benefited them directly.

What conservative Christians want is to break democracy as they full well know they can't achieve their social goals in one. With democracy broken they want a permanent ruling class that panders to them on social issues allowing them to force biblical laws on non (and even liberal) Christians, women, gays, minorities, liberals, and academics.

They know Trump doesn't give a drat about them. But they also realize he might just permanently break the government and give them what they want to keep them happy.

Them voting for Trump isn't stupid, it's just diabolical.

believing that Evangelicals think this deeply is interesting. most of them are simply motivated by hate, which is channeled through wedge issues like abortion or "immigration."

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1080488900890628101?s=19

:(

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Ric Flairishly: Meeeeeeeeeeean WOO! GENE!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

that’s ok they’ll keep voting for that garbage

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Try to imagine a more cucked voting base than the evangelicals, oh wait, democrats lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
confused grubhub delivery guy in a graveyard: bre? bre? BREEEEEEE???

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


NOTHING IS NOTHING

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I guess I don't get why delivering sandwiches to a dead woman is the acme of hilarity but hey if you have that kind of money to burn, go nuts I guess?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

docbeard posted:

I guess I don't get why delivering sandwiches to a dead woman is the acme of hilarity but hey if you have that kind of money to burn, go nuts I guess?

what else are you going to do with a Quiznos, eat it? Cause they clearly kill people

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1080496379355553792
2019 off to a bad start

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



quiznos should rename the lobster sandwich the bye-bye bre-bre

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q&hd=1

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

at least that guy had a parachute!
talk about lucky!

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

zegermans posted:

Mittens Across America should be dedicated to getting a spy in the RNC so that The Mittani can disband the GOP with a single button push

idk man the last time we did that our spy came into possession of information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton and, well...

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Well drat :(

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
question for the thread: if you always back into parking spaces does indicate that you are also an rear end in a top hat?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

this is so good. the little cups. Ahahahaha

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1080473465096826881

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


UFOTacoMan posted:

question for the thread: if you always back into parking spaces does indicate that you are also an rear end in a top hat?

Yes, because it always takes longer to back into a space than to back out

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Aug 6, 2013


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poo poo POST MALONE posted:

this is so good. the little cups. Ahahahaha

The little plops as they hit the ground make me howl every time I watch this video.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
all I really want is for mittens to primary trump in 2020

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

UFOTacoMan posted:

question for the thread: if you always back into parking spaces does indicate that you are also an rear end in a top hat?

No you are forward thinking, unless there are cars behind you, then get in there already

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
happy new years you fucks

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


If the parking lot is packed and u drive up to get ready to back in I'm taking the spot lmao eat poo poo I have things to do that don't involve you trying to be fancy

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

zegermans posted:

what else are you going to do with a Quiznos, eat it? Cause they clearly kill people

not people. fascists.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



schnorkles you should run for president

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zegermans posted:

what else are you going to do with a Quiznos, eat it? Cause they clearly kill people

Quizno's kills fascists. Why are you afraid to eat the sandwich, zegermans?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

lol Mccain’s case is closed

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Motion to augment our criminal justice system with an alternate methodology, trial by Quizno's.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

schnorkles you should run for president

you need to read up on the rules. you can't be president if you're a nerd

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

tacodaemon posted:

quiznos should rename the lobster sandwich the bye-bye bre-bre

served on brioche-it she's dead!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1080466765279301633

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tacodaemon posted:

quiznos should rename the lobster sandwich the bye-bye bre-bre

hello patio!

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

whats all this about quiznos

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

tacodaemon posted:

schnorkles you should run for president

Schnorkles is an authoritarian monster of a sky prince whoul try to impose his dracionan sky laws on the people

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