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Sep 11, 2006


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DryGoods posted:

i agree, let's drone strike the vatican

Please do not spoil the next Dan Brown book

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Augus posted:

is this supposed to inspire more market confidence or less

:chaostrump:

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

they killed too many jesuses last season so they had to lower the count this year

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

praise the Wheel

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



if a strike is necessary people should strike even if it's illegal

roleplay as a rich white guy for a day and just ignore all laws

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde







Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

DryGoods posted:

Trump is just working through a Simple Machine poster barron got from school. soon he's going to be tweeting about pulleys and levers

Simple machines are GOOD, but we need something GREAT! People are talking more and more about INCREDIBLE MACHINES

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


poty posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1080533639060959232

is someone livestreaming the cabinet meeting thing

Yeah but that's a wall to keep the diddlers in

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Al! posted:

do you need a special permit to bowhunt jesus

No, but you need that one bow from Breath of the Wild so your arrow trajectory is unaffected by gravity.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Billzasilver posted:

genocide is already a grift

paul ryan rocking out in his car alone to ratm's 'freedom', mishearing the lyrics, ishly^^

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Lord of Pie posted:

Yeah but that's a wall to keep the diddlers in

So, that means that Mordor is the Vatican?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



a wall can't have morals you dum-dums

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Augus posted:

is this supposed to inspire more market confidence or less

thAT depends, is a weak dollar good or bad

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

do you need a special permit to bowhunt jesus

this just came up at my new years party except for axis deer, and apparently there's no season or limit on them in texas because they're not native, and there's no city ordinance against firing a crossbow as long as the bolt doesn't cross your property line, so no you would not need a permit to bowhunt jesus, and you could even do it in your back yard at least in my town

setting up a jesus feeder might run against some ordinance though, i dunno

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





fist of the pelostar

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Al! posted:

do you need a special permit to bowhunt jesus

you're allowed to bag one adult jesus every season but when you tag it, you've got to make sure it has a full crown of thorns or a warden will ticket you

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

you can literally walk right into Vatican City from a sidewalk in Rome

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/BionicleArmy/status/759923959206850571

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Iron Crowned posted:

So, that means that Mordor is the Vatican?

I'm sure you could find some dried up old ghoul there that looks like the mouth of sauron

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Rip super Dave I used to watch your show and your terrible racist cartoon show

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump is mere hours from folding lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1080533742375129091?s=19

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Where Wheel Go One Wheel Go All

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i cant believe trump was killed by an army of bionicles

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

MysteriousStranger posted:

He's uttering what the Democratic policy for SS and Medicare actually is. No matter who is elected that will remain the policy. It doesn't matter if Sanders wins, the Democratic Senate and House will enforce that policy no matter what. Going counter to that policy will only fracture the party and cost donors and upper class social liberals. That would effectively throw lgbtq, women, and minorities under the bus.

It's brutal, but he's telling the truth of the matter. You vote Rs for crazy and insane. You vote Ds to get actual cuts implemented by technocrats.

How often do you fall for obvious sarcasm? Daily? Hourly?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




DryGoods posted:

i wish #Q attracted more well-read crazy people.

idk, not sure if i wanna cannibalize the cspam poster base like that

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol i was just thinking "is that thing still going? It can't be, its been forever and they had that big meeting, i can't believe I'm so tuned out i didn't see the cr"

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
why are the crooked democrats keeping government shut down for as long as it takes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I maintain that there was no more tweet pre-election that was more predictive of the mad world we'd soon be descending into than this

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



I’m glad of it

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



*with special concessions and reprieves to whoever complains

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




MadJackal posted:

How often do you fall for obvious sarcasm? Daily? Hourly?

dont engage migf on these topics

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



This was the best tweet of 2016

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Let's see if we can make this last till Feb. What's the shutdown record?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://twitter.com/BionicleArmy/status/760905854237437952

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Squizzle posted:

idk, not sure if i wanna cannibalize the cspam poster base like that

#P

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
celebrities really do die in 3s

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1080540246830473216

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Augus posted:

This was the best tweet of 2016

do you think that guy got a visit from the secret service

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Donny is single handedly preventing the Dems from imposing crushing austerity as a means to pay for yet another round of trillion dollar handouts to the ultra-rich

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