Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

how is that even a possible thing?
like..what's the mechanism for inacting the immunity as a deal for resignation?

It's what happened to agnew iirc. I think it's a prosecutor's agreement kind of thing

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# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:24

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Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

pushpins posted:

Legit surprised Trump knows about the soviet invasion of Afghanistan and can reference it

Probably knows it from Rambo

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

PostNouveau posted:

You heard it here first! From a former _{_{regional EPA}} official from the Bush administration.

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1080486428847603713

i take no pleasure in reporting this

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

haljordan posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080544047587094529

ot levels you wouldnt believe

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

hahahahaahah holy fuckin poo poo

https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/1080542918593728512

john rambo was a terrorist

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

TRUMPS SCREAM "dEATH"

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

*chariots of fire theme plays as thousands of federal employees get evicted*

Dunno how it is for all of them but a huge amount of them (to a lesser extent the contractors) are in federal or military credit unions which extend 0% interest loans as long as this mess goes on because it happens so often. Most people I know are out day drinking at the bar and getting an extended Christmas vacation.

That said, nobody has ever tested just how long you can keep this going, or if you can actually not give them back pay. So this may end up in lanyard club riots.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

shyduck posted:

Probably knows it from Rambo

to be fair

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Watching trump go from hiring the best people to screaming that everyone in the world is an idiot except for him has been p good

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

pushpins posted:

Legit surprised Trump knows about the soviet invasion of Afghanistan and can reference it

hmm yeah really makes ya think

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Epic High Five posted:

Donny is single handedly preventing the Dems from imposing crushing austerity as a means to pay for yet another round of trillion dollar handouts to the ultra-rich

*Because he wants to give out his own trillion dollar handouts to the ultra-rich

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

remember that dale does this poo poo sober

lol

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

alnilam posted:

It's what happened to agnew iirc. I think it's a prosecutor's agreement kind of thing

cool deal
I'm gonna be bummed if no trumps go to jail

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

UFOTacoMan posted:

how is that even a possible thing?
like..what's the mechanism for inacting the immunity as a deal for resignation?

I guess if he and Ivanka were to flee the country to Russia that's a form of immunity from prosecution and resignation.

Tough luck for Don Jr tho.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Al! posted:

89% lol republicans really are scum

the most notable fact is right now Trump has a higher approval among republicans than Reagan did in 1984

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:25

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

getting baron cyber to sand down the computer boards, bing bong hacking solved

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:26

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

haljordan posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080544047587094529

the Virgin Moderate Dog vs the Chad Computer Board Generals

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:26

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Thanks to Saudi A! posted:

celebrities really do die in 3s

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1080540246830473216

lmao owned

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:26

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

I wish I hated people enough to vote Trump

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:26

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

This wall is dedicated to the brave fighters of the Mujahideen, the Soviets

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:26

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Like trump has a hella good management style. Sure I'll let you play soldier in the graveyard of empires thousand year old trap that has ensnared entire nations before us. But you better wrap this poo poo up by like.... Turkey time.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:26

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

I'd trust a libertarian a bit more in this case because I'm still not entirely sure that Trump isn't just gonna redirect the withdrawn troops to invade Iran and Venezuela

we're def going to support jair's retaking of the sudetenland

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:26

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

"The white house is a big big house, but with machine guns"

a statement by the president.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

here we'll set the precedent for the presidential slip n slide whereby criminals constantly are elected to fascist agenda and given get out of jail free cards just in case they get caught doing it too much

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

you can�t be tried for the same crimes as your daughterwife

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

the president of the united states believes that ten percent of his constituents are illegal immigrants

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

cultural posadist posted:

here we'll set the precedent for the presidential slip n slide whereby criminals constantly are elected to fascist agenda and given get out of jail free cards just in case they get caught doing it too much

i.e. same ol same ol

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

He should've been a superfan of not dying from cancer

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Lime Tonics posted:

"The white house is a big big house, but with machine guns"

a statement by the president.

a true defender of the 2nd amendment

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Typo posted:

the most notable fact is right now Trump has a higher approval among republicans than Reagan did in 1984

the republican party is basically a cthulhu death cult except with archie bunker instead of a fish monster

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

pushpins posted:

Legit surprised Trump knows about the soviet invasion of Afghanistan and can reference it

it happened in the 80s when his brain still sorta functioned

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:27

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Thanks to Saudi A! posted:

celebrities really do die in 3s

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1080540246830473216

and all purdue fans move up in rank

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:28

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080546109301420037?s=19

Lmao we're all gonna die

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:28

Deceptive Thinker: Oct 5, 2005; I'll rip out your optics!

UFOTacoMan posted:

how is that even a possible thing?
like..what's the mechanism for inacting the immunity as a deal for resignation?

this is literally the plot of Maddow's latest podcast about Agnew

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:28

MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.