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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


trump quotes renowned conservative thinker Anakin S. wrt his feelings on sand



ty manifisto

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
All the people who were like 'no no we are good neighbors our military spending and nuclear arsenal aren't indicative of a policy of holding the world at gunpoint at all' well we just started playing immortan joe

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



reignofevil posted:

When you accidentally give a nation permission to invade another nation.

of course keep in mind that this is what we told Saddam as well and then we used his invasion as an excuse to blow up a bunch of his country

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

That DICK! posted:

it's so loving funny because you know lonely rear end trump was sitting there staring out the window waving at the machine gunner with his big dumb face and got so sad when he didn't wave back

I wish they shot back

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

death

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Epic High Five posted:

Trump to Bibi: "Ehh, you've got nukes, figure it out I'm tired of this poo poo"

i know its an open secret that israel has nukes but it's gonna be funny as gently caress when trump just blurts that out

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Epic High Five posted:

TRUMP: Surrounded by machine gunners! PLEASE WAVE

change the thread title coward mods

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Ordinary president forgetting where he lives

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
lol "the soviets were the good guys in afghanistan"

good lord

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Agean90 posted:

MACHINE GUNS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
WAVE AT ME PLEASE

FAT IN MY ARMS
FAT IN MY LEGS
PISS IN MY HEAD
WHITE HOUSE MY HOLDING CELL

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

when you have to write a resignation letter but all you have is your ruby woo and a blank wall

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
You know its entirely possible that waving is some kinda signal and so the machine gunner isn't allowed to wave back so none of the snipers get antsy.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

UFOTacoMan posted:

I give up...can't read that

Neither could Trump...

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


King George III...fuckin' ruled

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Spergin Morlock posted:

i'm gonna laugh when trump resigns in exchange for immunity, and then continues doing crimes after the fact and ruins his deal and gets charged anyways

as will his idiot kids until we're all dead :woop:

the system works!

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

pushpins posted:

Legit surprised Trump knows about the soviet invasion of Afghanistan and can reference it

It was the 80's when the coke hadn't completely riddled his brains yet.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I regret to inform you that president good brains is especially good brained today

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

DryGoods posted:

lol "the soviets were the good guys in afghanistan"

good lord

wait, is that a thing he said?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



reignofevil posted:

You know its entirely possible that waving is some kinda signal and so the machine gunner isn't allowed to wave back so none of the snipers get antsy.

absolutely, it's either a signal or they'd be reprimanded for revealing to third parties where the President is in the building lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Preston Waters posted:

trump definitely has dementia. it's not a joke anymore. well, I mean it is, but it's just so obvious it's too loving surreal to be funny imo

the guy with the nuclear button is probably delirious and making up memories half the day

a president with dementia is hardly unique. and for that matter, our senate is basically a dementia ward.

trmuop[p!!!

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DryGoods posted:

lol "the soviets were the good guys in afghanistan"

good lord

trump said something true?!?!?!?!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Trump missed his true calling as a songwriter. All Alone with the Machine Gunners could be a dope single for several genres.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080549409186897922?s=19
hes running

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



MysteriousStranger posted:

wait, is that a thing he said?

well i mean we're their allies in white supremacy

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


BraveUlysses posted:

I know it's 2019 and all but can anyone explain how the gently caress fanny packs became acceptable to wear in public again

They didn’t?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/1080539364252368898

what the gently caress gif

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

DryGoods posted:

lol "the soviets were the good guys in afghanistan"

good lord

We have always been at war with islam

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

President Donald Trump: All Alone In His Big House

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Admiral Ray posted:

all alone with the machine-gunners

trump: WHERE Y’GOIN NOW!?

/incredibly niche old Brit joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GOXv8P3HI

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
'Mother base mother base. This is Bullet Bill. I am being waved at by the fat orange binch. Requesting confirmation to disregard S.O.P and return yuletide greetings. Over.'



'Request denied Bullet Bill. That's a negative on the cheerful wave. Over.'

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



please, Mr. Trump, you're no Jeb!.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


DryGoods posted:

lol "the soviets were the good guys in afghanistan"

good lord

KHALQ *hangs up*

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



trnpm all alone in the big house

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


i bet mexican mongolian cuisine would b pretty tasty

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Epic High Five posted:

absolutely, it's either a signal or they'd be reprimanded for revealing to third parties where the President is in the building lol

Also the fact that if you are waving and chatting it up with POTUS you aren't paying attention to your watch. Same reason if you go on a more secured based only one person is greeting and talking to you and the rest are sitting there armed.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Preston Waters posted:

trump definitely has dementia. it's not a joke anymore. well, I mean it is, but it's just so obvious it's too loving surreal to be funny imo

the guy with the nuclear button is probably delirious and making up memories half the day

:matters:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

this is how the forced mustache shaving of john bolton starts

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MysteriousStranger posted:

Also the fact that if you are waving and chatting it up with POTUS you aren't paying attention to your watch. Same reason if you go on a more secured based only one person is greeting and talking to you and the rest are sitting there armed.

really? whenever I make it into a secured location those people are usually hollaring and pointing at me

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

2019 has been ramping up today and i don't think we're all going to make it

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i get the feeling that isn't her ONLY nativist beef

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