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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Reality Winter posted:

rock Hudson??

no he actaully was straight. all the other guys claiming they had sex with him are lying

anyway im stealing this bit from liberace's boyfriend because he wrote a book talking about all the dead celebrities he had gay sex with including michael jackson

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Pretty loving hot to start your fresh blue wave congress by pushing for a republican bill that guts all social programs and gives you absolutely nothing in return.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lold

e: don't try to skip around or it won't work

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



lol we're going to be shut down through february

I love it, especially in the winter

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Al! posted:

phyllis and clifford know what's up

eleanor here was another real one





e: you got there first

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Asproigerosis posted:

Pretty loving hot to start your fresh blue wave congress by pushing for a republican bill that guts all social programs and gives you absolutely nothing in return.

that's some title you got there

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Al! posted:

89% lol republicans really are scum

The rate of self identifying repubs has plummetted in the last few years

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Feminism is "bringing home the side meat"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Spergin Morlock posted:

hitler is your favorite dead celebrity?

Ya Gay Ludwig Hitler ruled

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

sullat posted:

BroKEn ON thE wHeeL oF LOgIc

gently caress

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Al! posted:

that's some title you got there

why does everyone keep saying this

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Asproigerosis posted:

why does everyone keep saying this

lol found the phone poster

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

why does everyone keep saying this

probably because it's an x-ray penis in a skull

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Virulence posted:

i can't wait for democrats to "negotiate" with the republicans and get paygo and only paygo passed in exchange for voting for some horrible nazi republican dogshit and act like they're the greatest politicians in america

weird how the controlled opposition that gets paid by the same donors as the insane clownshow that accidentally got voted into a real government continues to further their agenda

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

I always liked this one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb3SgWiY5mY

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

why does everyone keep saying this

"I GOT AN ERECTION FANTASIZING ABOUT TAKING AN MRI OF MY COCK IN ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ'S MOUTH"

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

goon gets creepily horny once over aoc, and ends up with a nasty red text. sad!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


just remember, we can no longer save you

Asproigerosis posted:

why does everyone keep saying this

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Asproigerosis posted:

why does everyone keep saying this



:thunk:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Feminism is "bringing home the side meat"


is this implying that loving on the sly is good feminism

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lmao

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I want a homeless guy or girl as president, no vetting no nothing, just a random.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

:iiam:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Lime Tonics posted:

I want a homeless guy or girl as president, no vetting no nothing, just a random.

its impossible to have a homleless president, because the president is literally given the keys to a giant mansion. idiot

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I bet trump is still super pissed about Pelosi's beaded curtain crack

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
While true, I feel like, at this point, criticizing Trump over this is as pointless as saying his hair looks stupid.

https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/1080599386856587264

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Virulence posted:

paygo is a thing where any legislation that creates new spending or otherwise requires money must be offset by an equal amount of money in tax cuts or tax increases

it doesnt directly force that, it just creates a procedural tool, a pt of order, that can be used to sink poo poo that isnt budget neutral, and its......not super duper impossible to overcome the pt of order

so its just another arrow to fire at actual good legislation but keep in the quiver untouched when you wanna plow gigabucks into airplanes that scream when it rains

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

William Bear posted:

While true, I feel like, at this point, criticizing Trump over this is as pointless as saying his hair looks stupid.

https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/1080599386856587264

his hair DOES look stupid. very much so

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


lol he's such a catty old bitch

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

haljordan posted:

They all look forty years old already lol

well they started posing for the photographs while they were in high school

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1080390993948491777?s=19

*chuckles Marxishly*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ASenileAnimal posted:

oh god im getting flashbacks of the physical immune gloams fuuuuuck :frogsiren:

tough gloam

Virulence
Jun 14, 2012

Duscat posted:

weird how the controlled opposition that gets paid by the same donors as the insane clownshow that accidentally got voted into a real government continues to further their agenda

i know right? great country we live in, great system

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/SammyRainbowCat/status/1080218879752851456

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

Wednesday’s meeting was crafted by the White House as an opportunity for Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen to brief Democrats on problems along the Mexico border, but Democrats quickly interjected during the meeting and said they wanted to talk about efforts to reopen the government.

Hah why hasn't she quit yet

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

This is funnier now that she's dead

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


big mood

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




sorry but it goes Charles Martel then Pepin the Short and then the Carolingian dynasty starts up in earnest

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

haljordan posted:

Hah why hasn't she quit yet

Occasionally getting dissed by the libs in exchange for living out an otherwise spot-on countess bathory fantasy

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