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The worst that is, the worst that was, and the worst that ever will be.
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A junkyard disguised as a crossfit gym to get people to do free labor.
Okay this exercise is gonna work all the muscles in your body. See these hundreds of tires everywhere? I want you to flip them all over to this spot here and set them in neat stacks.
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Screenshot of you buying a doll from different websites, and another screenshot of you submitting a return request with the reason being you already had sex with it. Then a screenshot of what they respond. You can maybe pretend to be serious in the thread, but that seems like to much effort.
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Dec 16, 2018 19:22
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A world where everyone turns their pockets inside out after they take their clothes off, to make sure you didn't forget anything in there. Sometimes you do really want to leave something in your pockets but in this world that's rude so it simply isn't done.
a laundry machine that fills your pockets with pennies as it washes and dries
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One day nearer spring
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a show starring my dog called "hound friended me" in which a guy gets an unlikely friend request from my dog and each week he's told to buy cheeseburgers or pizza and deliver them to different places so as to help feed needy and desperate people but the twist is there's nobody there and my dog is just hiding in the bushes until it's clear and he can come out of hiding and eat all the food himself
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Job names and what they should actually do:
Contractors draft contracts for you
Dentists are musicians that play in caves
Etc
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Dec 18, 2018 06:33
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I just decided to tweet this one
HappyKitty fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Dec 18, 2018
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Dec 18, 2018 20:49
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Think you could timg that honkin billboard?
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Dec 18, 2018 21:05
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whoops, my fart
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Dec 18, 2018 22:53
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- Dungeon Ecology
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24/7 lo-fi rusted metal scraping chalkboard to cry/hate self/experience hell
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Dec 18, 2018 23:54
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Fantastic Beats: The Rhymes of Grindlewald
i was calling it fancy beats irl to customers because im a dork
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Dec 19, 2018 05:17
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If you think about it we are all breathing plant farts.
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Dec 19, 2018 07:32
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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E-sports are actually an organized plot by high societies to fatten up gamers for consumption/organ harvesting.
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Dec 28, 2018 03:07
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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The Power Glove Society
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Dec 28, 2018 03:08
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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E-sports are actually an organized plot by high societies to fatten up gamers for consumption/organ harvesting.
Man this spinach-based Mountain Dew just isn't selling as well.
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Dec 28, 2018 04:59
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Man this spinach-based Mountain Dew just isn't selling as well.
i got the solution:
gamer fuel flavor spinach
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Dec 28, 2018 06:41
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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that scene in The Wire where Omar is explaining a plan to his stick-up crew, but instead of drawing in the dirt with a stick he's drawing in crayon on a big sheet of construction paper
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Dec 29, 2018 19:49
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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that scene in The Wire where Omar is explaining a plan to his stick-up crew, but instead of drawing in the dirt with a stick he's drawing in crayon on a big sheet of construction paper
HBO Kids
(kids is written diagonally and in crayon)
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Dec 29, 2018 21:58
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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A Singalong of Fire and Ice Cream
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Dec 29, 2018 21:58
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Boardwalk FunCenter
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Dec 29, 2018 22:27
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Deadwood 'n' Friends.
“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God giggle” – Alfie Swearengen
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Dec 30, 2018 05:36
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shaving your rear end to get that smooth wipe
shaving your rear end to get that smooth wipe
shaving your rear end to get that smooth wipe
 
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Dec 31, 2018 17:49
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other new year things dropped before we settled on the ball
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Jan 1, 2019 06:41
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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other new year things dropped before we settled on the ball
i really like the idea of the shape, but i don't think the wasp nest is the best idea
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Jan 1, 2019 07:18
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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The Philadelphia Ham.
The Alabama Hood.
The Florida Ball-of-snakes.
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Jan 1, 2019 18:59
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Production: Complete
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shaving your rear end to get that smooth wipe
shaving your rear end to get that smooth wipe
shaving your rear end to get that smooth wipe
shaving your rear end to get that smooth wipe
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Jan 1, 2019 22:04
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Grandpa Criminal
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Jan 1, 2019 22:43
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Cutting apple slices with his switchblade
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Jan 1, 2019 22:43
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Rigging the bingo
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Jan 1, 2019 22:43
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Trafficking in bootleg cholesterol meds
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Jan 1, 2019 22:44
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jaywalking in the retirement village
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Jan 2, 2019 00:20
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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I take my Easy Mac al dente.
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Jan 2, 2019 00:22
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- Hemingway To Go!
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im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
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TV show with a cry track instead of a laugh track
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Jan 3, 2019 01:34
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Incontinental breakfast.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jan 3, 2019 03:29
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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TV show with a cry track instead of a laugh track
sigh track
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Jan 3, 2019 06:04
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 12, 2024 05:25
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Bazinga!
Audience: *Bored sighs, coughing*
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