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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Spergin Morlock posted:

lol we're going to have a military coup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69z_IN64EG4

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Bearjew posted:

only 8:30 and thinking about going to bed

need some Trump-brand meth

if u have the means to get ur self back 2 sleep again after midnite fkn go 4 it i do it all the time

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

The military is full of literal cucks op

stop making me like the military you poo poo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1080651263119888384

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

liz is having a nice meltdown about her weird-rear end mongolian tweet, saying we weren't british enough to get it

thread:


https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/1080645910084890625

okay. that's fine. now here's why i'm not a racist 1/88

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
our cia can't even engineer a coup anymore and that's their only job. the military would try and immediately sell out to GE

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

im tired of these nickelodeons crossing the border

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

banish twitter users to a part of hell separate from the rest of us

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





2DCAT posted:

DoD is already spiraling down fast without mattis. Expect stories of hilarity to come out in the near future

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

also: y'all read for piss

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

tacodaemon posted:

liz is having a nice meltdown about her weird-rear end mongolian tweet, saying we weren't british enough to get it

thread:


https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/1080645910084890625

holy carp you weren't kidding when you said 'thread'

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol we're going to have a military coup

i prefer the four door version, the military sedan

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1080622862518677504

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Duscat posted:

okay. that's fine. now here's why i'm not a racist 1/88

https://twitter.com/mtsw/status/1080655136198938625

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol we're going to have a military coup

Hahayes.jpeg

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


2DCAT posted:

DnD is already spiraling down fast without evilweasel. Expect posts of hilarity to come out in the near future

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

the British forcibly spread their dogshit culture all around the world for centuries you expect me to pay for it now?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

power word- Jeb! posted:

i prefer the four door version, the military sedan

Is that where you get a monarch surrounded by an invading army and a communist revolution breaking put in your capital?
Because I'm down for that

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
tweeting through it is a time honored tradition but I don’t think you’re supposed to keep doing the racism as part of it

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
it has come to my attention that my phone has been blowing up all day without cease

please understand that when i tweet racist poo poo it's because of this weird brand of extremely british sarcasm completely indistinguishable from actual racism, which however is extremely different from 4chan "ironic" racism which is not sarcasm on account of nobody biting the heads off whippets or whatever

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

its actually an incredible compliment to compare Hispanic immigrants to powerful Mongolian warriors imho

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
also i said "HAIL trump" not "heil trump"

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol we're going to have a military coup

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
British people: famously not racist is also, well..........

lol

lmao

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Joementum posted:

British people: famously not racist is also, well..........

lol

lmao

https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/1080653153257906176

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1080652469611294720?s=20

haha... piss! hahaha

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Bearjew posted:

only 8:30 and thinking about going to bed

need some Trump-brand meth

I'm dialing back the endless waterfall of cheap beer that usually goes into my face and :same: I guess I'll go clean something

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

watch out where the President goes

dont you eat that yellow snow

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
it's so depressing how much money i could make if i were willing to be a republican

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

trumo policies speaking to my heart~

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





people are loving gross

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

who the gently caress poops in public restrooms????

just hold that poo poo all day for hours until you can rush home and stank up your own little tiled fiefdom

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Calibanibal posted:

who the gently caress poops in public restrooms????

just hold that poo poo all day for hours until you can rush home and stank up your own little tiled fiefdom

I ain't hanging around work all day with a round in the chamber like that

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

Is that where you get a monarch surrounded by an invading army and a communist revolution breaking put in your capital?
Because I'm down for that

Lol. Yeah, surely the invading army will just stop and let the glorious revolution happen.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




go poo poo in the woods with the bears

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

im literally the most communist person itt, and even i cant embrace a future w/ communal crappers

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Snoo posted:

people are loving gross

tbf where the hell else are they gonna piss

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
making GBS threads is unnatural and is induced by living in a capitalist society. capitalists, ever ravenous, further exploit the worker by collecting this so called "waste". The waste is, in fact, vital to our well being and represents the physical corruption of our working essence. guard your poo poo, friends, for the capitalist is clever in their manipulations.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



The Snoo posted:

go poo poo in the woods with the bears

done

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

who the gently caress poops in public restrooms????

just hold that poo poo all day for hours until you can rush home and stank up your own little tiled fiefdom

just lmao if you are able to get paid to poop and don't

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