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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
you have impressive flexibility

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El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

sorry gramps they changed it up for the generation that learned sexual norms from internet porn. now the bases are handjob -> blowbang -> anal creampie. home run is non-performative french kissing

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

white noise poster posted:

i think there's a non-zero chance ross either gets a pardon/commutation or gets sprung by a broader prison reform. he is still on paper a white non-violent first time offender facing life in prison with the resources of a rich family behind him.

un-prosecuted charges are a factor in federal sentencing, so on paper ross is still a dude who was charged with multiple murders

fucker will rot in jail, as he so richly deserves

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

BMan posted:

IDK about whales, but there was that story about dolphin handjobs

https://gawker.com/this-woman-had-precious-gentle-sex-with-a-dolphin-1588710815

orca handjob is on youtube

obviously not safe for work

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TIU2-m_Vc7U

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://medium.com/@TooAfee/an-open-letter-to-john-mcafee-abdab2d2ef63

...!
Oct 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
i touch all poop and no one can convince me not to. they don't call me pooptoucher for nothing

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Sham bam bamina! posted:

sorry, don't mean to be a dick but i was asking an honest question because i'm a hundred pages behind on this stuff

:wrong:

this thread is only four pages long. unless you meant "hundreds" on a log scale

...! posted:

i touch all poop and no one can convince me not to. they don't call me pooptoucher for nothing

that''s right, ...! has to pay them to have them call him pooptoucher

...!
Oct 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Weatherman posted:

:wrong:

this thread is only four pages long. unless you meant "hundreds" on a log scale


that''s right, ...! has to pay them to have them call him pooptoucher

good job on getting probated literally one minute after posting this. that's some efficient shitposting

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
:rip: bird

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
hi i didnt read for a long time did they ever get to 1 trillion tethers

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

derp posted:

hi i didnt read for a long time did they ever get to 1 trillion tethers

the were cowardly and only got to like 2.something billion

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Boxturret posted:



finally, confirmation that the winkelvii are actually one being. same with craig ver and wu

wheres ross ulbricht i hear he is big in this space

oh wait

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Slippery posted:

wheres ross ulbricht i hear he is big in this space

oh wait

you want the list of 20 most incarcerated people in crypto 2018

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Block #0
Summary
Number Of Transactions 1
Output Total 50 BTC
Estimated Transaction Volume 0 BTC
Transaction Fees 0 BTC
Height 0 (Main Chain)
Timestamp 2009-01-03 18:15:05

ten years :woop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JfnFXdkSTI&t=61s

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

very misleading thread title. he tried to gently caress the whale but he got chum-zoned

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
Hackers Deface Electronic Billboard Near Seattle Washington

https://twitter.com/mikko/status/1080223116197019648

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


it's often said in jest on the internet, but that may literally be god's work.

what an inspiration

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

good job on getting probated literally one minute after posting this. that's some efficient shitposting

thank yuo. i regret nothing

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
mcafee corp keeping the founder's name after severing ties deserves to be a business-school case study on branding

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
yeah how are they not mc antivirii yet

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Gazpacho posted:

Block #0
Summary
Number Of Transactions 1
Output Total 50 BTC
Estimated Transaction Volume 0 BTC
Transaction Fees 0 BTC
Height 0 (Main Chain)
Timestamp 2009-01-03 18:15:05

ten years :woop:

i feel so very tired

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
here's to the next ten, after which we will be only a few short decades away from global adoption

...!
Oct 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
got some poes law here


I want my kid to learn Bitcoin wallet (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 7 hours ago by sailboatevanmoserredditor for 2 weeks

I want to prep my child who is 13 for the future.

In the future, assuming we survive, avoiding having to take the permanent sleep kool-aid, will be run on some form of crypto currency.

As such, I need to get my child used to and trained on krypto. Also, in case I don't make it in the collapse, he will have to have my brain wallet and he will have to be able to help his mom decrypt the brain wallet that I will leave behind.

Every member of my family will have to know how to get our store of value out of the brain wallets that I have set up.

As such, I am going to start giving him his $10 a wk allowance in bitcoin.

Here is how I will do it: I will tell him to give me a public address that he sets up using brain wallet. I will send him $10. He will have to then securely send it back to me. Once I receive it back from him, I will give him the worthless fiat equivalent of $10 so he can spend it as allowance.

What this will do is help him understand brain wallets. After he has learned security, I will at some point disclose to him my very very complicated brain wallet.

cheers.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

here's to the next ten, after which we will be only a few short decades away from global adoption

Here's to this miserable idiocy dying this year.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

gschmidl posted:

Here's to this miserable idiocy dying this year.

quoted for :toxx:

...!
Oct 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Weatherman posted:

quoted for :toxx:

b& for being gschmidl parachute account after :toxx:ing self

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer
i am the first person ever to say

shitcoin :twisted:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Pimblor posted:

i am the first person ever to say

shitcoin :twisted:

no you are not bitcoiners use that word all of the time to refer to other bitcoins that they do not like

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gfntBEI3Aw

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

that's the stuff

was worth scrolling to the comments for once

Michael Kenney2 weeks ago
having a room full of nothing. producing nothing and selling nothing is not a BUSINESS! !. It was a farce built ontop of a farce with a foundation that mirrors a pyramid scheme. You are not closing a business, you are closing a customerless, servicesless, productless boys game of letting computers solve mathematical equations for no reason and expected to make money on NOTHING.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

...! posted:

As such, I need to get my child used to and trained on krypto.

krypto 👏 stands 👏 for 👏 krypto 👏 the 👏 superdog

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

i need to teach my son as soon as possible that i am an idiot

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Boxturret posted:

i need to teach my son as soon as possible that i am an idiot

If he hasn't figured it out by the time he's 5, he's an idiot too.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Just tie your converted 401k's bitcoin wallet to a jesus puzzle, obviously.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Boxturret posted:

yeah how are they not mc antivirii yet
because that would be the plural of "antivirius" which is not a word

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
well it may not be a so called "word" but it is a piece of malware :colbert:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
pluralize all words with -odes regardless of root or origin

octopodes
platypodes
antivirodes

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
has anyone said buttcodes yet

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

has anyone said buttcodes yet

Not in this context, but otherwise yes.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3415223&pagenumber=205&perpage=40#post405050017

quote:

If Sephiroth has all the buttcodes, does that make him the buttlord?

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

has anyone said buttcodes yet

are you just trying to advertise your instagram :confused:

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