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Lutha Mahtin posted:if anyone wants a recommendation for an English language Bible i will suggest the "New Oxford Annotated Bible". make sure you get the third edition or newer. it's a study bible with annotations which means that like half of each page is footnotes explaining things like notes on the translation, cross-references between different books, and so on. i recommend the third edition or newer because the annotations were made by a broader ecumenical group of scholars. it has input from scholars who are Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish, as well as non religious scholars too. it's also the bible that lots of entry level college classes make students buy so you can get a used copy for really cheap Does it use the King James language? Because I'm used to the way it sounds and the morern versions all seem too "casual" to me. So I would like the King James with all the footnotes that say "this is where we totally translated this wrong."
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Hobologist posted:Does it use the King James language? Because I'm used to the way it sounds and the morern versions all seem too "casual" to me. So I would like the King James with all the footnotes that say "this is where we totally translated this wrong." thees and thous are some renfair bullshit
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Hobologist posted:Does it use the King James language? Because I'm used to the way it sounds and the morern versions all seem too "casual" to me. So I would like the King James with all the footnotes that say "this is where we totally translated this wrong." The King James is a really interesting translation of the Bible. In terms of its impact on history and the English language it might be the single most important version of the Bible. In terms of its accuracy it has since been supplanted by later translations that work from much earlier documents that had not yet been discovered but there’s a contingent of fundamentalist Christians who view it as the only authentic translation with all others having been corrupted by some agenda or another. Usually the Catholics are to blame IIRC.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Some lesser known "what the fucks" from that include Mohammad splitting the moon in two (then fixing it), and the fact that it refers to literal Djinn as a race. That's pretty sweet. I don't remember how this came up but someone mentioned Jesus in the Koran. I did a quick google search and apparently he is mentioned 187 times or something. I had no idea the two texts were related at all besides being Abrahamic. I just thought that was neat. Another religious text bouncing off of a religious text. Same thing with Nichiren Buddhism (well other types as well). Well not really, because it's not a new religion or anything. It's just one guy focusing on a single sutra, the last sutra written about the Buddha so he reasonably considers it the best. He doesn't make any new claims or anything. Just a 13th century Japanese dude really liking one text. Unlike Protestants who broke off of Catholicism and created their own things. I noticed that with Buddhist stuff. They don't create their own separate religion. They just take one thing that the Buddha said and focus on it. Not even really reinterpreting it, but I guess just really liking one aspect and running with it. And then there's mormons.
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I don't know much about religion (went to Catholic school for just 2 years). But I've been becoming more interested in it. This is some interesting stuff. Some of you guys know a lot. Fascinating.
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Leviathan is another lost Babylonian god that was battled and killed at the beginning of the universe, here's a pretty good video explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1l2SqLb7Q
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twoday posted:Leviathan is another lost Babylonian god that was battled and killed at the beginning of the universe, here's a pretty good video explaining it: Also comes up in of the greatest divine meltdown in Job, where Job has the audacity to tell God that He’s out of touch and that Job would very much like an explanation for why God hosed up his life and God’s response is basically: “oh I’m sorry I guess I didn’t see you there when I built the loving place. Hey Job, did you plug the Sun in? No? I guess that was me. Oh hey what about that time you beat the poo poo out of the leviathan and made it your bitch? Oh, that was also me wasn’t it? Well gee Job I guess maybe you shouldn’t tell me how to do my goddamn job. Here have some new kids.” But then God addresses the friends of Job who basically show up to remind Job that bad things only happen to bad, and God tells them to put a sock in it because not only are they wrong, but very obnoxiously so.
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Stop killing gods. I say that as a fervent non-believer. Who is gonna bury them or clean up after them? One was even called Leviathan, the very definition of Huge. That must have taken weeks to get rid of.
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Lime Tonics posted:Judges 16 This guy rules
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Lutha Mahtin posted:there are a lot of readable guides written by actual religion scholars too. imo the most important thing to keep in mind is that any guide or commentary on a sacred text will bring along with it the author's viewpoint and any agenda they have. the same is true for any edition of the Bible: the choice of which manuscripts to use, and the choices that must be made when translating language, mean that the final product will never be 100% free of bias and opinion The new revised standard edition is i believe the most commonly used in scholarship
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100 Bible Verses about Killing Children https://www.openbible.info/topics/killing_children
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evilmiera posted:Stop killing gods. I say that as a fervent non-believer. Who is gonna bury them or clean up after them? One was even called Leviathan, the very definition of Huge. That must have taken weeks to get rid of. I liked this weird non-biblical Jewish Book where God promises that the two monsters of the earth and sky would fight it out at the end of the world and the faithful would get to watch as compensation for never getting to watch gladiator fights and then after they killed each other they would get to eat the monsters as compensation for never eating bacon.
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Does Yahweh gently caress?
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Lime Tonics posted:100 Bible Verses about Killing Children cool. see ya at next week's richard dawkins JO meetup
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EvilJoven posted:It's a dumb book. Throw it out and start reading Dragonlance or something. I actually tried this the other day. That poo poo is almost unreadable. What was teenage Dregs thinking? Still better than the bible, though. At least it's got cool/bitchy Raistlin.
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The Dregs posted:I actually tried this the other day. That poo poo is almost unreadable. What was teenage Dregs thinking? Still better than the bible, though. At least it's got cool/bitchy Raistlin. If you are a true sadist, and i mean this in the best way, read the wheel of time series. you'll never be the same.
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Lime Tonics posted:If you are a true sadist, and i mean this in the best way, read the wheel of time series. I like the Wheel of Time. Not sure what is wrong with me. Maybe I was just a messed up kid?
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Too lazy to look up more info, but Lilith was like Eve 1.0, but didn't make the Canon theatrical release, it's all just a DVD extras book. In the original her name was Lilis and you can bring her back
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The Wheel of Time is fairly progressive by Biblical standards. You may want to take a detour through Wizard's First Rule on the road to rape literature before picking up the Bible/Tora/Koran.
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Big Data posted:The Wheel of Time is fairly progressive by Biblical standards. You may want to take a detour through Wizard's First Rule on the road to rape literature before picking up the Bible/Tora/Koran. I read Wizard’s First Rule before I knew what torture fetishes were. It was very confusing. Once I understood It was an Anne Rice/Ayn Rand crossover and is half erotica and half political screed the whole thing made a lot more sense.
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If you meet the Wizard on the road, kill him.
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Xenocides posted:I liked this weird non-biblical Jewish Book where God promises that the two monsters of the earth and sky would fight it out at the end of the world and the faithful would get to watch as compensation for never getting to watch gladiator fights and then after they killed each other they would get to eat the monsters as compensation for never eating bacon. Those better be some drat delicious earth and sky beasts. Also I would just switch to believing in Nordic mythology instead, where I would get drunk, fight a bunch and then eat pork from some kind of regenerating pig every single day.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:If you meet the Wizard on the road, kill him. A Buddha is never late. Nor is he early. He attains nirvana precisely when he means to
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lol but seriously I posted:p.sure that the entire field of theology is people not being able to believe that this poo poo is as weird as it seems Yeah there's pretty much no way a thin-skinned powermonger is going to manipulate religious scripture to satisfy both personal grudges against other politicians, as well as consolidate any further authority they have over their ignorant, quivering, fearful base. People always make the right decision in those situations.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:A quick overview of the Bible for those unfamiliar with it: You remain one of my favorite posters on SA, this was a great post. Can you expand on: quote:Luke is the only gospel besides Matthew to give a birth narrative, although the two are fundamentally different and cannot be reconciled. The birth story that most people know is a compilation of the two tales. It is similar in structure to Matthew, although it was written for a gentile audience. ... because that's really interesting, I've heard this before but didn't know details.
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RossMan4Life posted:Too lazy to look up more info, but Lilith was like Eve 1.0, but didn't make the Canon theatrical release, it's all just a DVD extras book. I chuckled
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A notable badass in the Bible who only gets one verse is Shamgar. Judges 3:31 "After him came Shamgar son of Anath, who killed six hundred of the Philistines with an ox-goad. He too delivered Israel." For those not in the know, an ox-goad is basically a cattle prod. He killed 600 people single-handedly, using nothing more than a pointy stick.
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Paperboy posted:A notable badass in the Bible who only gets one verse is Shamgar. The bible like many sources of entertainment throw around ridiculous numbers of kills in fights. Arthurian legends rule for this reason. Like a knight gets steamed and goes out and kills 900 Picts or whatever. Norse mythology has Thor go out and murder hundreds of giants (who themselves could kill hundreds of men). I also love the solemnity in biblical passages where they'd mention in two sentences a RIDICULOUS killstreak and also a quick phrase that's basically "good jew". 'Shamgar killed six hundred Philistines. He was a good jew.' who cares about Shamgar or anything else, he just killed a shitload of the apparently infinite race of enemies who are easily slain by the hundreds before dinner time and also the greatest enemy of the Israelis. Like, the kill counts are always absurd. Why do the human superweapons only work for an afternoon? Maybe they have a wizard whose arms get tired that is making them invincible somewhere, or did that only happen the one time?
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Code Jockey posted:You remain one of my favorite posters on SA, this was a great post. you might consider reading a book from an actual expert
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Lime Tonics posted:Judges 16 Lol. A suicide attack collapsing a building and killing 3000 people, sanctioned by God. Guess the 9/11 guys were righteous after all.
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Speaking of Samson anyone know which verse he kills like 30 or 60 people over a riddle?jokes posted:Like, the kill counts are always absurd. Why do the human superweapons only work for an afternoon? I was joking earlier but now I legitimately want a totally non-canon biblical game where you play one of these guys. Just God of War'ing wave upon wave of soldier with jaw bones and pointy sticks. A boss fight where you get to fight a lion that has bee hives in it's mouth so can shoot bees. It's perfect. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:you might consider reading a book from an actual expert How often does your youth group meet?
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Hey, here's an even BETTER idea! How about we NOT read the bible, and we all just go about our merry little lives?
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Vietnamwees posted:Hey, here's an even BETTER idea! How about we NOT read the bible, and we all just go about our merry little lives?
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I wonder if the mention of Shamgar is a short version of a story where he's the hero.
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christmas boots posted:Also comes up in of the greatest divine meltdown in Job, where Job has the audacity to tell God that He’s out of touch and that Job would very much like an explanation for why God hosed up his life Jobs up there in the good books, maybe my fave + even has Satan one of the pro tier bible guys
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Xenocides posted:I liked this weird non-biblical Jewish Book where God promises that the two monsters of the earth and sky would fight it out at the end of the world and the faithful would get to watch as compensation for never getting to watch gladiator fights and then after they killed each other they would get to eat the monsters as compensation for never eating bacon. Insanely rad as gently caress
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Blazing Ownager posted:Speaking of Samson anyone know which verse he kills like 30 or 60 people over a riddle? quote:5 Samson went down to Timnah together with his father and mother. As they approached the vineyards of Timnah, suddenly a young lion came roaring toward him. Samson's fiances get threatened with death a lot.
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Xenocides posted:I liked this weird non-biblical Jewish Book where God promises that the two monsters of the earth and sky would fight it out at the end of the world and the faithful would get to watch as compensation for never getting to watch gladiator fights and then after they killed each other they would get to eat the monsters as compensation for never eating bacon. Yeah, I played Pokemon Emerald as well.
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Vietnamwees posted:Hey, here's an even BETTER idea! How about we NOT read the bible, and we all just go about our merry little lives? Code Jockey: if you're interested in Jesus birth narratives, there are a bunch of apocryphal New Testament "infancy gospels" that are good reading. My fav is the Protoevangelium of James and my favourite part in it is when Salome tries to poke around in Mary right after the birth to test her virginity: quote:And the midwife went forth out of the cave, and Salome met her. And she said to her: Salome, Salome, I have a strange sight to relate to you: a virgin has brought forth — a thing which her nature admits not of. Then said Salome: As the Lord my God lives, unless I thrust in my finger, and search the parts, I will not believe that a virgin has brought forth.
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