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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

moist turtleneck posted:

lol my brother in law just shared this and said he was gonna start doing it



peep that hundo lmao

cop robs business due to insufficient loyalty to donald j trump

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pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Trump is a messy bitch who loves drama

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

euphronius posted:

pls don’t post my butt

what if i dont post it but get a wolf to howl it off

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it’s a private butt for private times

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

butt Hunt !!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



moist turtleneck posted:

lol my brother in law just shared this and said he was gonna start doing it



peep that hundo lmao

chuds are so loving lame

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



moist turtleneck posted:

lol my brother in law just shared this and said he was gonna start doing it



peep that hundo lmao

then the cop stared right into the camera and said "merry trumpsmas"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

other than funkhouser :rip: there hasn’t been a single second of 2019 that hasn’t owned

drat that's hosed up :rip:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lmao you still use cash in the us

and it’s all bills that are the same size and color lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
We have now spent more time post escalator than pre

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



FAUXTON posted:

I just realized the "pre elevator time" thing is a copout for people who don't want to face the fact that apathy is complicity

*someone knocks on the toilet door*

gimme a minute jesus christ! its pre elevator time

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bearjew posted:

chuds are so loving lame

Look at this triggered snowflake right here, just look at his bad post

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



rear end cobra posted:

lmao you still use cash in the us

and it’s all bills that are the same size and color lol

plastic notes ftw

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
trump eat da poopoo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

lmao you still use cash in the us

and it’s all bills that are the same size and color lol

i love the sexy new notes we have tho

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


spooky fact: Donald trump has been president every day of 2019

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Bearjew posted:

chuds are so loving lame

A part of me wants to believe this is an attempt to have chuds deface their own money.
The other part realizes it's 2019 and Trump is the president of the United States.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Avirosb posted:

it's 2019 and Trump is the president of the United States.

:popeye:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

the guy tried to pay he wanted to pay so he was free to go

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus posted:

i love the sexy new notes we have tho

cant wait to get one of those sexy new passports we’re getting and get a united states of america K1 visa in it to marry Rudy Giuliani

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Bearjew posted:

chuds are so loving lame

Unnngh gotta trigger the libz

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

Avirosb posted:

...it's 2019 and Trump is the president of the United States.

This is so goddamned stupid

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Ron Paul

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Thoguh posted:

I refuse to believe that this is a real tweet.

No it's real and he's not wrong. There was a whole hoo-ha a while back of witches casting spells on Trump (as a joke) that got Rod Dreher and Ross Douthat all tickled about spiritual warfare against conservatives.

That a religious minority wouldn't like conservatism shouldn't be shocking, but getting worked up about this is getting trolled of the level of the Satanic Church and their kick rear end statue.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lmao

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this is it for trump

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



a.lo posted:

this is it for trump

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


https://twitter.com/fluff/status/1078859231619477504?s=21

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it’s been 13.9 billion years sons the elscalatoer

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1080775024573927424

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*wipes my butt on credit card* hehe you have to touch my butt germs card or my meal is free, its the law, look it up

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
What's demotivation.me mean in Russian?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

rear end cobra posted:

lmao you still use cash in the us

and it’s all bills that are the same size and color lol

What kind of crazy wallet do people have in countries where the bills are different sizes?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


moist turtleneck posted:

lol my brother in law just shared this and said he was gonna start doing it



peep that hundo lmao

seems legit

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

moist turtleneck posted:

lol my brother in law just shared this and said he was gonna start doing it



peep that hundo lmao

wow this is definitely a thing that happened!!

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

punchymcpunch posted:

*wipes my butt on credit card* hehe you have to touch my butt germs card or my meal is free, its the law, look it up

thats an amazing legal strategy you might be able to work for the president

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


FAUXTON posted:

I just realized the "pre elevator time" thing is a copout for people who don't want to face the fact that apathy is complicity

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I was at the zoo in Vienna one time which was originally just the royal families personal species endangerment device but anyway they have a group of asian small-clawed otters (basically mini-river otters) in a display that's basically just a 4 foot glass wall, so you could walk right up to them, and they thought I was the zookeeper and kept begging for food in between juggling their favorite rock for a while and that's my story

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

what is that

fried chicken and potatoes ?

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

when a animal makes a noise like that it means their sick

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