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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I'll remain skeptical of this humour experts credentials until they can crack a funny joke.

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1080853862087618562

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:(

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol the responses are awesome, but lets not forget:
https://twitter.com/HolderBrad/status/1080841006520578048

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

If you look up the credentials of their humor expert, you'll discover he's written such hilarious things as:

7 episodes of Kevin Can Wait
8 episodes of Anger Management
2 episodes of Outsourced

He also created a short film called "Fellowship 9/11" which is a parody of Fahrenheit 9/11 using Lord of the Rings characters and now I'm uncontrollably vomiting just thinking about that.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

A Fancy Hat posted:

If you look up the credentials of their humor expert, you'll discover he's written such hilarious things as:

7 episodes of Kevin Can Wait
8 episodes of Anger Management
2 episodes of Outsourced

He also created a short film called "Fellowship 9/11" which is a parody of Fahrenheit 9/11 using Lord of the Rings characters and now I'm uncontrollably vomiting just thinking about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbsLTAO7Ra8

:gonk:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
It took till 2019 to have the first Native American lady in the House is pretty sad.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It took till 2019 to have the first Native American lady in the House is pretty sad.

I guess resistance to assimilation really is futile.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It took till 2019 to have the first Native American lady in the House is pretty sad.

Best part is that there are 2 native american females joining today

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080858959404240896

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1080861256091721728

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

oh my loving god

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice
That's actually pretty loving funny.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

gently caress yes.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

I ride bikes all day posted:

That's actually pretty loving funny.

Every now and then our idiot boy gets in a good one.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



We (house Dems) won't impeach Trump because we won't have the votes in the Senate to convict. We don't want to make the mistake the Republicans did with Clinton in the 90s - some Dem shitfucker just now on NPR

Edit: Schiff

tangy yet delightful fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jan 3, 2019

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Outrail posted:

I'll remain skeptical of this humour experts credentials until they can crack a funny joke.

Where was this so-called expert when Fox launched The 1/2 Hour News Hour?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


The fact AOC is legit striking, smart as gently caress AND willing to swing back triggers me pretty hard, like, I want to get 2 pistols and start Yosemite Sam'in.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Why has no one been dragged away from a meeting with him screaming about him being the most obvious racist rear end in a top hat ever? I'm really sad those native american code talker dudes didn't flip the gently caress out on him, it's not like anything matters just go ham.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:3:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepDebHaaland/status/1080859867156541440

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

lmao imagine getting dunked on by trump

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes
Trump 2020 (lbs.)

it's so easy but his opponents will just continue to get freely dunked on in honor of :decorum:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

bloom posted:

lmao imagine getting dunked on by trump

;mbo that 325.7 million people don't even have to imagine

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


:cripes:

gently caress's sake.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

yo I need to move this weekend

could I go to Home Depot and pick up a few FURLOUGHED US GOVERNMENT WORKERS to help? I hear they’re bartering for money, on account of not getting paid

would need some young ones tho, couch is heavy

I’ll help you move for a handbeezy and a medium dominos two topping.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Dragonshirt posted:

Trump 2020 (lbs.)

it's so easy but his opponents will just continue to get freely dunked on in honor of :decorum:

"When they go low we go high!"

::loses election to pants making GBS threads pedophile gameshow host::

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Is that... is that HOPE?

Why yes, indeed it is.

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1080866415958204416

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

Getting owned by the C-Spam mod to maintain :decorum:

Call him a 350 pound orange pissbitch, come on Warren

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'm pretty sure if Trump chaos dunks on you then you have to retire.

Goodbye, Liz.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:agreed:

https://twitter.com/RacismFactory/status/1080868199690850306

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

:hmmyes:

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018


You mean C-Spam mod, don't want to get a sixer.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
This fuckin cspam mopd lol

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Take the smaller closer place. Purge useless poo poo you don’t need. Enjoy your time to do things not in the house if that’s your thing.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

George H.W. oval office posted:

Take the smaller closer place. Purge useless poo poo you don’t need. Enjoy your time to do things not in the house if that’s your thing.

Yeah that was the wrong thread let's pretend this never happened

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Inauguration stream

https://youtu.be/O1jweU8S-_g

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

An insane mind posted:

You mean C-Spam mod, don't want to get a sixer.

The road to the white house is littered with probed assholes.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



Drink every time you see a visibly uncomfortable old white dude and then die.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

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