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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Norton the First posted:

lol that a bunch of Democrats were gonna try to coup Pelosi and swore up and down they'd never vote for her as Speaker, then just...gave up.

It was a bunch of Blue Dog shitheads pushing for a more right wing option so this is good.

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

smoobles posted:

As newly elected democrat majority, i pledge to reach across the aisle and jerk off evety single Republican until they cum

Scalise: :flaccid:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
https://twitter.com/TheSharpEdge1/status/1080613832102359040
these people are fuckin insaaaaane

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Dow down another 500 points today. Traders sure are jittery these days.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


https://twitter.com/TEAMWOODPROTECT/status/1080659613706420224

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

Norton the First posted:

Dow down another 500 points today. Traders sure are jittery these days.

Uhh I think you're mistaken the economy is strong and stable (like a wheel).

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

X post
https://twitter.com/levarburzum/sta...ingawful.com%2F

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://twitter.com/levarburzum/status/1080892015821365248

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Norton the First posted:

lol that a bunch of Democrats were gonna try to coup Pelosi and swore up and down they'd never vote for her as Speaker, then just...gave up.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
lol

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080908854349619200

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:3:

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1080889875476426752

https://mobile.twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1080895706062303232

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

"Why would this man insult us or say mean things?"
-Me, a C-SPAM mod, struggling to understand the concepts of "bully"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

welcome to thge resistance, kid :madmax:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
After the Afghanistan/Russia thing, I want a full video series where reporters coax Trump into explaining wars.

Imagine our special piss-loving big boy trying to explain WW1 or the War of 1812.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




I sometimes forget the rest of the world doesn't get to see the pissbaby's nonsense until the next day

Lmao

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes

It's good but it's no Christian Side Hug.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

After the Afghanistan/Russia thing, I want a full video series where reporters coax Trump into explaining wars.

Imagine our special piss-loving big boy trying to explain WW1 or the War of 1812.

I've had a "WW1 oversimplified" videos pop up in YouTube recommendations, so I assume it would be like that but more C-SPAM.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

I could die happy if I got a chance to crop dust Shehuck while walking by on a plane

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

After the Afghanistan/Russia thing, I want a full video series where reporters coax Trump into explaining wars.

Imagine our special piss-loving big boy trying to explain WW1 or the War of 1812.

He's already given his hot take on the American Civil War.

"Alot of people don't ask that, 'Why?'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6rq0ZjRp_w

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

remember when Scott Adams was convinced that Trump was trying to write a "rap" in his tweet criticizing Jay-Z because it sorta rhymed and then asked his followers to record themselves "rapping" the tweet and produced the most cringeworthy videos of 2018

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080594276831047680


I hope she remakes this video when she's on the campaign trail.

(That ratio!)

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




the audience shots with all the white people just sitting there is great.

Svensken
May 29, 2010
Lol that the rep/dem divide in the House has literally become pale parchment-skinned ghouls vs. a somewhat representative cross-section of the US. population.

Like, exactly how is the GOP planning to win any future elections in a post-Trump America?

Assuming, of course that day ever comes to pass :shrug:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Svensken posted:

Lol that the rep/dem divide in the House has literally become pale parchment-skinned ghouls vs. a somewhat representative cross-section of the US. population.

Like, exactly how is the GOP planning to win any future elections in a post-Trump America?

Assuming, of course that day ever comes to pass :shrug:

This sums it up

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Why on earth do they think this video is some sort of burn on her...?
Like I grasp the "aHA you went to a private school in Westchester county! Not the Bronx!" logic even if it's stupid... what is the thinking on this one?

LOL LOOK AT THIS CUTE YOUNG WOMAN HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS IN COLLEGE, SHE IS A GOVERNMENT PERSON NOW! FCKNING OWNED!

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Transmogrifier posted:

https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080594276831047680


I hope she remakes this video when she's on the campaign trail.

(That ratio!)

They keep saying and sharing all these things making AOC objectively cooler and more powerful, but they do so in a tone suggesting their intentions are the opposite. What a bunch of strange C spam mods

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/TheKaylaKnapp/status/1080902720674918400?s=19

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Svensken posted:

Lol that the rep/dem divide in the House has literally become pale parchment-skinned ghouls vs. a somewhat representative cross-section of the US. population.

Like, exactly how is the GOP planning to win any future elections in a post-Trump America?

Assuming, of course that day ever comes to pass :shrug:

They're doing their best to purge all non-whites! What more do you expect, drat it!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Grape posted:

Why on earth do they think this video is some sort of burn on her...?
Like I grasp the "aHA you went to a private school in Westchester county! Not the Bronx!" logic even if it's stupid... what is the thinking on this one?

LOL LOOK AT THIS CUTE YOUNG WOMAN HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS IN COLLEGE, SHE IS A GOVERNMENT PERSON NOW! FCKNING OWNED!
People will take one look at cool young AOC dancing and having fun, and then a picture of Ben Shapiro in a bow tie yelling at people on his campus quad, and BOOM the Democratic party will be completely destroyed.

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug

Transmogrifier posted:

https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080594276831047680


I hope she remakes this video when she's on the campaign trail.

(That ratio!)

lmao
https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1080917206240641025?s=21

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

After the Afghanistan/Russia thing, I want a full video series where reporters coax Trump into explaining wars.

Imagine our special piss-loving big boy trying to explain WW1 or the War of 1812.

paging A Fancy Hat to answer this question for us

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Svensken posted:

Lol that the rep/dem divide in the House has literally become pale parchment-skinned ghouls vs. a somewhat representative cross-section of the US. population.

Like, exactly how is the GOP planning to win any future elections in a post-Trump America?

Assuming, of course that day ever comes to pass :shrug:

This is exactly why we're experiencing a huge reactionary freak out. Starting from when Obama was brown in office, right up into our current orangeman times.
They know this is happening and are losing their fool minds.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
They'll upload some flickery black-and-white kinescope footage of young Mitch McConnell doing the Charleston, and once again totally own the libs.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


information coming... storm coming... hatchet coming

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1080914489384550400

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Avirosb posted:

The R word is Latin in origin and means slow, which is a state of mind and not a mental disability.
We're all a bit slow on the uptake every now and then.

Retarded is more a delay, as in this child hasn't come as far as other children of its age. It also conveys an underlying hope that it might catch up eventually so doesn't describe Trunp very well. For him it's all down hill from here.

An actual from from an actual news agency in 2019: The President increased his rate of lying in 2018. The Washington Post counted an average of 15 lies per day last year, which was triple his record for 2017.

communism bitch posted:

I said this 10,000 years ago in this very thread but my idea of a retard is somebody who's like a wilful loving idiot. The sort of person who had every chance and opportunity for a good education, who has the capability to stop and think before opening their big loving mouth and saying something dumb, but who obstinately refuses to do anything to improve themselves.

No that's an imbecile.
But yes, the 45rd President of the United States is certainly an imbecile.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

bag em and tag em posted:

They keep saying and sharing all these things making AOC objectively cooler and more powerful, but they do so in a tone suggesting their intentions are the opposite. What a bunch of strange C spam mods

You're asking what's wrong with the brains of people who voted for Trump? Buddy, you're going to want to sit down for this...

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Yeah, that's almost as good as the time Obama dunked on a pissgibbon named Donnie P. Trump at a Correspondent's Dinner one year.

Burt Sexual posted:

What kind of pissbaby votes "present" for the speaker vote?

A pissbaby that thinks Pelosi is too centrist, but doesn't have a good idea on who to elect?
Conversely, a proto-chud who is "graciously abstaining" from actually voting for a chud, but without ruining their chud cred

mono posted:

I could die happy if I got a chance to crop dust Shehuck while walking by on a plane

:same:

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



“Why do all these socialist Stacey’s keep voting for Chad policies, instead of Nice Guy q-cels like me?!”
:jerry:

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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Grape posted:

This is exactly why we're experiencing a huge reactionary freak out. Starting from when Obama was brown in office, right up into our current orangeman times.
They know this is happening and are losing their fool minds.

They will cheat. How else

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