Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080594276831047680

noted political provocateur and shameless BRAZEN hussy, "Sandy" Ocasio-Cortez,

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Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/njdotcom/status/1080827022161702912?s=20

quote:

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The City Council last month approved the right to counsel law, which establishes legal services for renters facing eviction. In order to qualify, the renters' incomes must be 200 percent of the federal poverty level or less.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

old.flv posted:

he condensed it down to the best parts

worse music tho

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:58

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Zyla posted:

my latest cat interview was basically just "would you let your cat outside" then 4 trick questions that ask the same thing in different ways

Mine was more like you really want these cats? Lol give him the cats

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:58

Serfer: Mar 10, 2003; The piss tape is real

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:58

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Al! posted:

i may have stumbled on to an extremely boutique fetish

Ah its Slenderman's deviant art page

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:58

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

MysteriousStranger posted:

When he got elected to the Senate Bush needled him at the event where new senators meet the president and the staff got some quotes, it leaked out that there was a physical altracation and Webb admits wanting to punch Bush, but the White House and nobody else will confirm anything beyond that other than that he left pretty quickly.

Why Trump thinks hiring Webb is a good idea is beyond me. Trump is a famous coward and Webb is a famous hot head. Like he is electing the one person who's two most famous moments in politics are joking about killing people and assaulting a president at a meet and greet.

lmao its gonna own if the secret service has to shoot one of trumps own advisors

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:58

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Mitt looks like cooked spaghetti but I'm 99 percent certain he could kick the poo poo out of trump

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:59

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080594276831047680

i can't tell if this is a joke

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:59

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao

just step off the board capitalism guy and don't get shot

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:59

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

MysteriousStranger posted:

When he got elected to the Senate Bush needled him at the event where new senators meet the president and the staff got some quotes, it leaked out that there was a physical altracation and Webb admits wanting to punch Bush, but the White House and nobody else will confirm anything beyond that other than that he left pretty quickly.

Why Trump thinks hiring Webb is a good idea is beyond me. Trump is a famous coward and Webb is a famous hot head. Like he is electing the one person who's two most famous moments in politics are joking about killing people and assaulting a president at a meet and greet.

I wish Webb got more time during the primaries to say more crazy poo poo. Hopefully we have a chance here.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:59

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Homeless Friend posted:

I'm ez money

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:59

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

i may have stumbled on to an extremely boutique fetish

a logical result of the birds with arms phenomena

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:59

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

my significant other got a dog for free on Craigslist :shrug:

# ? Jan 3, 2019 21:59

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

imagining Jim Webb pantomiming strangling a malnourished Vietnamese soldier while sitting across from Trump and it's very good

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:00

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

just step off the board capitalism guy and don't get shot

then they couldn't socialize the losses anymore tho

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:01

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

fits my needs posted:

my significant other got a dog for free on Craigslist

enjoy your future house with 3 cats and 2 dogs because your significant other is an animal hoarder

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:01

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

fits my needs posted:

my significant other got a dog for free on Craigslist

why were you on Craigslist ?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:01

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

ewww, a video of a politician as a talented dancer having fun in college. What a GOOFBALL, more like SANDY OCCASIONALLY-CORTEXES

everyone knows the best politicians are corny old white men who come up with nicknames like Lyin' Ted Cruz and golf all day while looking like 300 pounds of poo poo poured into a cloth sack

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:01

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/HoustonSEOer/status/1080920764046467073?s=19

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:01

RisqueBarber: Jul 10, 2005

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

just step off the board capitalism guy and don't get shot

this meme only took 8 hours to make

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:01

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Billzasilver posted:

https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080893325891137537

lol the right is all incels

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:02

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/AnonymousQ1776/status/1080594276831047680

It says Boston University right on the shirts and has Rhett, the mascot from Boston University dancing around.

That's how you know it's a high school.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:02

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

just step off the board capitalism guy and don't get shot

I feel like there is a panel before this one where capitalism puts gun guy out over the edge on the board and then tries to extort him for labor.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:02

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Zyla posted:

my latest cat interview was basically just "would you let your cat outside" then 4 trick questions that ask the same thing in different ways

mine had a form to fill out like "where will your cat sleep" and several similar questions and my answer was "he's a cat, I'll let him go wherever and do whatever he wants in the house except get on the kitchen table and counter"

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:03

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Epic High Five posted:

then they couldn't socialize the losses anymore tho

fair point

See that's why I'm still a level 2 cartoon analyzer

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:03

703: May 11, 2007; Contains Carbon Monoxide

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

just step off the board capitalism guy and don't get shot

Lol this one pops up on LinkedIn all the time except they put "boss" and "best employee" for the titles

It's a really sad and pathetic way to let your own boss know you are upset with your job

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!; Young Orc

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

jarofpiss posted:

enjoy your future house with 3 cats and 2 dogs because your significant other is an animal hoarder

nah it was 4 years ago. the dog is like a cat I guess :shrug:

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:03

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

petit choux posted:

Mine was more like you really want these cats? Lol give him the cats

I volunteer at a humane society that is "strict" and we still hand out cats like candy. Buddy, you want this cat? Have a cat!

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:03

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

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Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/leftyscissors/status/1080930673261772807

I have to post this for people who might not know

http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/hope-story-danzig-true

�HERE I AM MOTHERFUCKER, JUST CLEANING UP MY loving BRICKS BITCH!�

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:03

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

just step off the board capitalism guy and don't get shot

gotta relabel this with the guy on the right as �James Woods� Career and Reputation� and the dude on the left as �@RealJamesWoods�

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:03

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Admiral Ray posted:

i can't tell if this is a joke

I don't know either but I'm glad they posted it :stwoon:

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:04

StrugglingHoneybun: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Zyla posted:

my latest cat interview was basically just "would you let your cat outside" then 4 trick questions that ask the same thing in different ways

Our cat wanted nothing more in the world for her whole life than to sneak outside whenever the door might be opened. When we moved to a house with a yard we took her to the vet and got her shots and her collar has a bell so she can't eviscerate squirrels.

Am i a bad cat dad?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 22:04