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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

That DICK! posted:

meme format idea


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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Jim "I killed a man" Webb

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Joementum posted:

version that you don't have to click on twitter to read



white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
#alldicksmatter

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
why are his eyes so red

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Schnorkles posted:

i mean its almost for sure not happening but holy hell will i do the lmaos if it does

Trump is crazy enough to hire a man for SECDEF who's two most famous political moments are assaulting a president at a meeting and greet and bragging about killing people in a debate who also has a famous reputation for doing his own thing and swearing like a sailor at his bosses.

Root for it just for the train wreck. If Trump found Kelly and Mattis to intimidating to fire and thought they wouldn't yes man him he has no idea what he's getting into.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Shageletic posted:

Lol his undersecratry is gonna be the comptroller, who is the ultimate advisor on all finances in the DoD, David Norquist.

Younger brother of Grover.

Joke's on them, the DoD is already a massive groverhaus

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Chris Balfer
@cbalfer

Quality Assurance Specialist/ Certified Welding Inspector / Licensed Mortgage Loan Originator LA NMLS# 1516076

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

remember when they photoshopped david hogg into a woman and then bragged about how much they were cranking their hogs to it

conservatives are an insanely hosed up ball of horny, racist, projecting, living complexes

I sure do! Freudian psychology might need a comeback

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Lmao at this tweet from six hours ago

https://twitter.com/EU_PRIME/status/1080859285351993345?s=19

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

haljordan posted:

Chris Balfer
@cbalfer

Quality Assurance Specialist/ Certified Welding Inspector / Licensed Mortgage Loan Originator LA NMLS# 1516076

Haha literally all the qualifications you need to sell a bridge

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





please moisturize

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Junior keeping with family tradition by trying to gently caress his mom

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

why are his eyes so red

he's crying for america

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Schnorkles posted:

rats are fantastic pets

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
grandpa!

https://twitter.com/gregorykorte/status/1080946652075212802

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Al! posted:

why are his eyes so red

It's probably color balanced to make him seem more tanned.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
what do incels call the dude who buys everything for his wife while she runs around with literally anyone but him

because that's honestly donald jr.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

what do incels call the dude who buys everything for his wife while she runs around with literally anyone but him

"dad"

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


the usa can afford any project

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1063508562385596416

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



well that tweet aged like milk

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





aaaawwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaah we have a congress where nothing will pass so here come the parade of crazy base-stirring-up bills

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Trump will visit an oil refinery and fall into a vat of chemicals and become the longest living president/villain ever

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

someone check his blood sugar

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Bernie

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
bernie still more coherent and capable of finding his way without help than trump

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

aaaawwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaah we have a congress where nothing will pass so here come the parade of crazy base-stirring-up bills

One of the better possible universes is somehow the wall gets built in some small fashion and donald trump takes one look at it and has a hissy fit because it doesn't meet his standards and orders the entire thing torn down

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1080948321320136707?s=19

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

excuse me but rats are really smart, extremely social pack animals that actually demonstrate altruism to a shocking extent

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/davelevitan/status/1080953258758287361

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lmao he did bring those bald fucks because he knows his hair looks like a dead animal and thought it'd look better compared to them

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Duscat posted:

excuse me but rats are really smart, extremely social pack animals that actually demonstrate altruism to a shocking extent

this is usually my territory, but what is the shittiest behaving rodent?

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Holy poo poo

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
The famously effective wall from game of thrones, often stated as "wall is coming" in the book

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Yeah lmao

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

:vince:

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

lmao he did bring those bald fucks because he knows his hair looks like a dead animal and thought it'd look better compared to them

its more that border patrol really only appeals to a certain type of individual

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