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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!

Gringostar posted:

didn't the senate already pass the budget (continuing resolution) bill the republicans in the house rejected?

Yes, and it expired with the new Congress and Senate today

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i'm gonna get sworn in on a big ol handful of creamed corn

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Gringostar posted:

has anyone said elmer chud yet?

actually, how'd this not become a think yet.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

more leik....

Harry Thotter!!!

:grin:

Hairy Frotter

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Duscat posted:

it's because american democracy is basically pro wrestling asproigs my dude

but... the dirty saudi money...

Oh my god :vince:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


That my boy Scalise, current record holder for No Nut November?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Gringostar posted:

didn't the senate already pass the budget (continuing resolution) bill the republicans in the house rejected?

wouldn't that have gone away with the last congress

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

lol she convinced him to get the tat and NOW she's gonna file for divorce

the court is gonna make him lie down on a scanner to enter the tattoo as evidence.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Lmao nyt deleted the hot pink dress tweet

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1080963890027155456

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


I'm assuming his tie holds back a second mouth capable of devouring even more fried chicken.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



the death knell of any social media site or forums is gold barkers spamming it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Date is tomorrow, im so excited, first date with a guy !!!
Also my wisdom tooth area hurts like a motherfuker, i ate a shitton of Candy today, hope this will go away

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



All of Fox News' millenial viewers will be sure to take note!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
so whats up with ArfJason and his weird meltdowns now

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1080963720581447681?s=20

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Kurtofan posted:

Date is tomorrow, im so excited, first date with a guy !!!
Also my wisdom tooth area hurts like a motherfuker, i ate a shitton of Candy today, hope this will go away

that doesn’t get you out of sucking him off

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Is it me or are the nerves in the teeth linked to the nerves in the eyes

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol a reveille and a call to arms are two different things you dingbat


https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1080958359623401472

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



eonwe posted:

so whats up with ArfJason and his weird meltdowns now

no brain shall be unbroken

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
big half poop half gas shart piss president!!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Balfer deez nutz on yo face

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

Is it me or are the nerves in the teeth linked to the nerves in the eyes

yes, via the brain

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Chinatown posted:

big half poop half gas shart piss president!!!!

fill my cup

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I missed a wh briefing ???!?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Spergin Morlock posted:

yes, via the brain

When it turns in the tooth, it hurts in the eye

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

big half poop half gas shart piss president!!!!

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

man that trump what a guy

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


drat look at those eye veins. i wonder how many times he's yelled at someone today

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1080952156071579648

The White House has rejected the measure the new Democratic House is expected to pass on Thursday that would reopen the government but not provide the funding for a border wall that Trump has demanded in return.

Quizzed by Schumer in the Situation Room on Wednesday about why he would turn down such a plan, Trump -- after declining to answer twice -- finally conceded that accepting such an offer would make him "look foolish," according to sources familiar with the meeting.

i love that he is so loving proud of the dumb loving letters. christ, what a loving boot licking simp(trump i mean, for once schumer isn't in this instant)


lol, i don't think so. especially when its loving ghouls like kirk saying it.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1080965246200832000?s=20

lmao

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


eonwe posted:

so whats up with ArfJason and his weird meltdowns now

they are weird and melty OP; If the quality of his posting continues asymptotally approaching Idiocracy, he will at last clutch in his Arf-y, Jason-y hands his desired place as the That Guy of this thread

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Spergin Morlock posted:

drat look at those eye veins. i wonder how many times he's yelled at someone today

i suppose it's also possible his wisdom teeth are hosed up somehow

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Neck vag looking shallower

Somebody’s slimmed down to 235

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 47 hours!
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1080963746061787138

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

lol a reveille and a call to arms are two different things you dingbat


https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1080958359623401472

reveille is a dog the other thing is a book

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1080952156071579648

The White House has rejected the measure the new Democratic House is expected to pass on Thursday that would reopen the government but not provide the funding for a border wall that Trump has demanded in return.

Quizzed by Schumer in the Situation Room on Wednesday about why he would turn down such a plan, Trump -- after declining to answer twice -- finally conceded that accepting such an offer would make him "look foolish," according to sources familiar with the meeting.

omg what did I miss !!

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1080920482982096896

mike pence visibly uncomfortably with a woman

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