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Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate

Dadliest Worrier posted:

And one day, they will face The Honored Misters Patres.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









With their magical mind controlling penis techniques

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

sebmojo posted:

With their magical mind controlling penis techniques

It's practically prehensile!

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
I can control penile temperature!

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
tell me of your homeworld incel

remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009

BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

tell me of your homeworld incel

:perfect:

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

tell me of your homeworld incel

Lmao

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...
Chaz: “I heard about how you took out Jamie. You two were all naked and cat fighting to the death. Ey, Vulvul, how bout yous and me head downta the qanat and you can check out the base of my pillar :pervert:

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
In this version Baron Harkonnen looks and sounds like Ursula from the Little Mermaid minus the tentacles and purple

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...
Are mentats by default men pre-tyrant, or are there just no female mentats in the narrative?

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



BONGHITZ posted:

female Paul, didn't think further than that.

M’Dib

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

tell me of the wankers of your homeworld incel

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat

fukkin lol

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
It’s not a fedora, it’s a fremen trilby-suit

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Ratatozsk posted:

Are mentats by default men pre-tyrant, or are there just no female mentats in the narrative?
AFAIR it's never explicitly mentioned, so probably the latter.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Bush Leto II is a pussy

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Literally

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...
Sand worms->sand clams

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Axlotl tanks are...dongs?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Axlotl tanks are...dongs?

They are the physical embodiment of patriarchy but not in the way you're suggesting

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Fish Speakers are a peace keeping force made entirely of men because men naturally are more nurturing and healing.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



SubponticatePoster posted:

AFAIR it's never explicitly mentioned, so probably the latter.
There's a mentat BG in Chapterhouse.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

tell me of your homeworld incel

It is by the juice of Sappho that thoughts acquire speed,

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

tell me of your homeworld incel

Magnificent.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

sebmojo posted:

With their magical mind controlling penis techniques

Talk about imprisoned by good dick.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

“Think on it, Chad: that prince will give the name, yet he’ll live as less than a gigolo—never to know a moment of tenderness from the woman to whom he’s bound. While we, Chad, we who carry the name of gigolo—history will call us husbands.”

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Scarlett Johansson

is

Black Widow

as

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Paula Atreides breaching the shield wall, oil on canvas

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Fish Speakers are a peace keeping force made entirely of men because men naturally are more nurturing and healing.

Diana Idaho catches two guys plowing each other, much to her disgust.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Testikles posted:

Diana Idaho catches two guys plowing each other, much to her disgust.
Since it's genderswapped, shouldn't it also be welcoming of this and Diana Idaho would instead begin writing slashfiction about her favorite couple of soldiers?

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
pictured: nayla watches diana idaho climb a rock

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



BIG MEATY SHITS posted:

pictured: nayla watches diana idaho climb a rock



kull wahad!

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



So how does this work, Reverend Father Mohiam says to ducal consort Jessie: “You shouldn’t have knocked up the Duchess you imbecile, you absolute moron!”?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Reverend Father Moe Howard

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Baroness Tammy Harkonnen

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Reverend Father Moe Howard

You had a daughter without permission?! You were to bear only sons...

Why i oughta...

Bop
Bang
Pow
The sound of two coconuts hitting

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Communist Walrus posted:

Baroness Tammy Harkonnen

Beast Rebecca
Lovely Faith

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
A third stage girl navigator

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Axlotl shafts

Usul - the tightness of the opening of the hole

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BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Someone send this threads last few pages to Denis Villenueve.
Also, while you're at it, send him the artwork that Frank Herbert said was made by someone who'd basically been to Arrakis.

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