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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

all he needed to do was execute or at least not pardon all the confederate officers

this would also have the added bonus of erasing me from existence

it's better to have existed and typed TRNTIUPJ than never to have existed at all

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

lock

her

up

quote:

Her campaign bus contained a chamber called THE COOLER where bodies were placed before they could be properly processed for useful tissue and then disposed of.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

collaborator.jpg

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Addamere posted:

yeah what even is the intended angle for the "smear" of showing her dancing when she was yonger

brown woman bad AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

sandoz posted:

no one in history has done more damage to the united states than mitch mcconnell

this is true. and his replacement will be even worse.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

ArfJason posted:

IDI_C_ACY? I don't know any documentary like that, I mean, the word is clearly Idiocracy but that's just a come... oh my god

its a what?

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

ArfJason posted:

IDI_C_ACY? I don't know any documentary like that, I mean, the word is clearly Idiocracy but that's just a come... oh my god

:eyepop:

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


Very stupid. Now there are going to be a ton of house democrats with "no" votes for impeachment on their records, which I'm assuming will not help many of them in their districts in 2020.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
my fav bit of that 100% Real and Confirmed sealed indictment, is the casual mention of the Shadow Government

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




thank Lord president Trump for putting a stop to all this!!!!!111

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


You can tell how bad Schumer is based on how low his glasses are leaning.

If he has no glasses, run.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Any indictment that doesn’t mention the La Li Lu Le Lo is trash.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i thought hillary would have been healthier on the campaign if she were chowing on fetuses like a horse eating an apple

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Man I cant wait for trump to bitch for 2 hours straight on every goddamn channel with his SOTU

What drooling doofus will be doing the rebuttle this time

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gringostar posted:

https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1080916454235459585?s=20

democrats really wrestled with filing articles of impeachment since they didn't want to be seen as molesting the president too much

oh we finally gonna get on with this impeachment thing? cool

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1080984436425007105

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON frequently watched a documentary called _________ on her campaign bus

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

The Human Crouton posted:

Very stupid. Now there are going to be a ton of house democrats with "no" votes for impeachment on their records, which I'm assuming will not help many of them in their districts in 2020.

Pelosi doesnt have to bring it to a vote tho? Is that how house works?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Uncle Wemus posted:

Man I cant wait for trump to bitch for 2 hours straight on every goddamn channel with his SOTU

What drooling doofus will be doing the rebuttle this time

Just have lil Marco do it again for maximum comedy

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Here comes the character assassination

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The Human Crouton posted:

Very stupid. Now there are going to be a ton of house democrats with "no" votes for impeachment on their records, which I'm assuming will not help many of them in their districts in 2020.

luckily the 2020 elections are, in time as experienced, 7,000 years away

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Human Crouton posted:

Very stupid. Now there are going to be a ton of house democrats with "no" votes for impeachment on their records, which I'm assuming will not help many of them in their districts in 2020.

oh no

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

Man I cant wait for trump to bitch for 2 hours straight on every goddamn channel with his SOTU

What drooling doofus will be doing the rebuttle this time

i got a rebuttal for u here

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I know I've watched parts of the previous trump sotu but I cannot for the life of me remember any of it.

I hope it fits the platonic ideal of a Trump rally, only instead of random nobody boomer chuds hooting and hollering it's grayface beltway critters locked into a room with him until he gets tired of shouting at clouds and exits to "You Can't Always Get What You Want".

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Uncle Wemus posted:

Man I cant wait for trump to bitch for 2 hours straight on every goddamn channel with his SOTU

What drooling doofus will be doing the rebuttle this time

They will tell ocasio it is her two minutes beforehand to seal her fate

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




this is especially stupid because we're spending more on inefficient middle men and corproate welfare to insurance companies than

it could still be implemented just fine even with the strictest of pay-go measures

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Well that's just damning evidence that Idiocracy has turned, slowly but surely, into one of the most accurate documentaries in American history.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Idiocracy is that pro-eugenics movie right?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
rear end was a documentary :hmmyes:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Reality Winter posted:

rear end was a documentary :hmmyes:

I would like to know more.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

my bony fealty posted:

Pelosi doesnt have to bring it to a vote tho? Is that how house works?

I don't know the inner workings of the rules they set up in the house, but I'm going to guess that the speaker can't just kill something, and when we usually see something like that it is just the speaker getting enough vote count ahead of time to just not bring it up.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
quiet lisa the jason is arfing

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Reality Winter posted:

rear end was a documentary :hmmyes:

a documentary within a documentary, how deep does this go?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
c-spam is cucked for arfjason

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Vishass posted:

what's a Balfer?

Balfer deez nuts

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

addamere i like your new av better than your old one.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Addamere posted:

I would like to know more.

It won the Asscar that year

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
someone get on twitter and ask Mike Huckabee what he thinks about AOC dancing

I can't ask him because I'm blocked for constantly replying that his son murdered a dog

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

theres going to be sooooooo many of these

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