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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Duck and Cover posted:

I'm sort of getting sick of "ironic" Ben Garrison comic posts. Well that's assuming they are ironic at all and not some attempt to make the audience stupider. Like I am already very dumb please stop.

2019 just started and its gonna get a whole lot dumber

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Zyla posted:

i was almost named sebastian

GOOOOOOOORKAAAAAAAAAAA

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

new kind of cat posted:

lol a 72 year old lady in fall river drove her car into an apartment building, ignited a gas mane, blew herself up, and then whole building burned down

long live fall river and long live j j's coney island

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

U-DO Burger posted:

vaping hits me harder than edibles for some reason

the brownies you get at the grocery store won't get you high only fat

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bearjew posted:

lock

her

up

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1081011094821457920?s=19

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

seems like if people would just stop having kids there'd be a lot less problems

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://vimeo.com/307451803

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Trump finally gives up on the wall but as a concession they got to lock her up!

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


DrPossum posted:

I would like to point out that President Pelosi is now high the line of succession.

this is why I can't believe that her hesitance on impeachment is anything other than political bs and timing. there's no way she doesn't want to be the first female president. No loving way. The minute she thinks she has a realistic shot at it, impeachment articles are through the house and pence and trump are getting dragged out of the white house by the army after a shootout with the secret service.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

GrimGypsy posted:

seems like if people would just stop having kids there'd be a lot less problems

my vasectomy cost $90

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1080970375595470851?s=19

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

good, canadians suck

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Squizzle posted:

the contributing factors were complex to say the least but most scholars agree these days that the main cause of the fall of the roman empire was a group of six to fourteen enormous man-eating bats whose skin was proof against any blade or missile set to strike it

You're thinking of Ermor that lost to an e8b9 blessed Mictlan rush.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Zyla posted:

i heard that on the local news recently

her passenger died of her wounds yesterday

lmao those old idiots don’t they know people over 60 shouldn’t drive cars/be alive!??

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

holy poo poo pot has changed a lot

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The self proclaimed greatest negotiator sucks at negotiating. Who knew.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Trump finally gives up on the wall but as a concession they got to lock her up!

not seeing the downside here

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



"we've been dating for 1 year, married for 2 years"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I named my child after the man who has had my heart the longest, WEBB!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

shocked to learn that the scalia clerk hates socialism

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Trump finally gives up on the wall but as a concession they got to lock her up!

:shuckyes:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
trump's model for negotiating is getting contractors and then telling them to gently caress off or sue him when the bill comes

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

fits my needs posted:

2019 just started and its gonna get a whole lot dumber

Sure but that doesn't mean I need to be prepared by being fed a diet of Ben Garrison comics. They're all the loving same like one or two jokes for fucks sake.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Admiral Ray posted:

yeah and the eastern continued for another 1000 years, but don't tell them that

i mean you could say the empire fell because rich kids thought they were good at commanding armies and their daddies had already killed anyone who knew the kid was a loving moron

like look at honorius

look at that garbage failson life of his and say it was actually taxes that were the problem

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Admiral Ray posted:

trump's model for negotiating is getting contractors and then telling them to gently caress off or sue him when the bill comes

it's a good tactic

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

shocked to learn that the scalia clerk hates socialism

wait what the gently caress

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

fits my needs posted:

wait what the gently caress

popehat clerked for scalia

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
seems like if the entire world was suddenly and completely depopulated of humans everything would be so much better

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Popehat was a scalia clerk & used to help him shower

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Admiral Ray posted:

trump's model for negotiating is getting contractors and then telling them to gently caress off or sue him when the bill comes

Some of those contractors voted for him lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
popehat definitely participated in eyes wide shut/opus dei bdsm orgies with scalia

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
shocked to learn that the big name law guy is actually an ambitious jerk with no morals

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Mayor Dave posted:

seems like if the entire world was suddenly and completely depopulated of humans everything would be so much better

wrong, idiot, because the nuclear bombs hidden like dildos in a sock drawer require human input to not explode. if they go without human contact for more than 24 hours they swell like a 95 year old proud boy's prostate and nobody wants to be around for the resulting explosion.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lmao having faith or hope in anyone

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


PR update: my parent’s house is going through they’re 7th blackout since I got here last week. Really enjoying seeing all the effort the US has put in helping this part of country.

EDIT: don’t worry, my Switch was fully charged so I have something to do.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Ah, this is the "dobbing" the kids are into these days.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



only trust your fists

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

haljordan posted:

Lmao does he ever not sit like that

Both arms are folded together across the chest as an attempt to put a barrier between the person and someone or something they don't like. ... The arms crossed on chest gesture is universal and is decoded with the same defensive or negative meaning almost everywhere.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

this reminds me

willie nelson once smoked weed on the roof of the white house with jimmy carters son

this is your reminder that no one will ever be as cool as willie nelson

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