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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


joe hart is barely a premier league footballer let alone an england one

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

sean dyche also knows what cocaine is

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

CyberPingu posted:

FA asks for information after England footballer alleged to have 'taken cocaine' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46757165


Taking bets on who this is?

Its Jack Wilshere because he still shouts when picked up by bouncers that "They can't do this to an England international" and that "he didn't do nuffink or anyfink anyway I swear down"

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Whorelord posted:

sean dyche also knows what cocaine is

Sean Dyche gets a drug-like high from eating worms

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Cokekane

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

fat gay nonce posted:

Sean Dyche gets a drug-like high from eating worms

White lines can look like worms.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

James Madison is the Reddit FavouriteTM. Leicester were away in London around that time, the dressing room was apparently in turmoil (all that stuff about Vardy trying to get rid of Puel), and he got an England call up (which is enough for the papers to brand him a "star".

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Brony Car posted:

White lines can look like worms.

Melle Mel did not sign off on this remix

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

EvilHawk posted:

James Madison is the Reddit FavouriteTM. Leicester were away in London around that time, the dressing room was apparently in turmoil (all that stuff about Vardy trying to get rid of Puel), and he got an England call up (which is enough for the papers to brand him a "star".

can't see puel in a nightclub

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Whorelord posted:

can't see puel in a nightclub

Can’t you?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Whats more impressive. Those thighs or that hes freeballing?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
http://www.espn.com/soccer/bayern-munich/story/3743406/bayern-munich-ribery-angrily-hits-back-at-criticism-for-eating-gold-covered-steak

quote:

Ribery visited the Nusr-et restaurant in Dubai during some downtime with the Bundesliga on hold. The restaurant is owned by Nusret Gokce, known as "Salt Bae" for his extravagant persona and the way he seasons his meat. The steak, covered in gold, can cost in excess of £1,000.

Ribery, 35, was criticised after the picture emerged but hit back on Instagram, saying: "For 2019, let's dot the i's and cross the t's... Let's start with the jealous, the haters, those only born because a condom had a hole in: f--- your mothers, your grandmothers and even your family tree. I owe you nothing.

"My success is, above all, thanks to God, me, and my loved ones who believed in me. For the others, you're nothing but pebbles in my socks!"

Nice melted face down

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
That’s kind of cool as hell

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
Salt Baeyern

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
.. so then he said “that’s a long meltdown for a 9 year old”.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Melting down in one of the worst restaurants in one of the worst cities in the world with some mediocre beef. Nice

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


guillotine all buyers and sellers of edible gold imho

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


"England player" in scandal speak just means a non-retired player with at least one cap, doesn't have to be a current part of the squad.

So it's definitely Jack Wilshere

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

jesus WEP posted:

guillotine all buyers and sellers of edible gold imho

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sebzilla posted:

"England player" in scandal speak just means a non-retired player with at least one cap, doesn't have to be a current part of the squad.

So it's definitely Jack Wilshere

I wonder how long his next “injury layoff” is going to be. Assuming he ever recovers from his current one.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Shrapnig posted:

I wonder how long his next “injury layoff” is going to be. Assuming he ever recovers from his current one.

He's already ruled out for the season lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bogan Krkic posted:

He's already ruled out for the season lol

£100k a week lol.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

Lol.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

This is a top top post

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

oh drat

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm trying to get into the mindset to understand how these insanely rich and successful footballers have such fragile egos

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

oliwan posted:

I'm trying to get into the mindset to understand how these insanely rich and successful footballers have such fragile egos

you're gonna rip your face off and gently caress a child?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.
lmfao

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

Took me a while to get this but now: lmao

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ABC7Erin/status/1081960139157065728

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




That potato face when you realise some parts of the US have no tolerance of your average night out in Liverpool

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bundy posted:

That potato face when you realise some parts of the US have no tolerance of your average night out in Liverpool

PI only happens when you piss off a cop

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

:eyepop:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol the day Rooney was arrested was when Liverpool beat Man United with Shaqiri's two deflected goals

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Bundy posted:

That potato face when you realise some parts of the US have no tolerance of your average night out in Liverpool

Causing a scene at an airport and causing a scene in the nightlife district carry different risks.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Since when is Rooney Hispanic? Just because he plays football...

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Masonity posted:

Since when is Rooney Hispanic? Just because he plays football...

(Non-Hispanic)

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

it probably says non-hispanic and got cut off

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Bundy posted:

That potato face when you realise some parts of the US have no tolerance of your average night out in Liverpool

That's just Rooney's face

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