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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

send this guy some blinking tentacle hentai and just end his miserable existence

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

it's the natural conclusion for America's obsession with movies/tv series, they basically decided to make the TV executive real president. It's kinda like how in real life there's people who ask actors who play doctors on TV for medical advice.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

old beast lunatic posted:

Mark Dice is a strong contender for dumbest motherfucker on youtube which puts him in competition with the president for dumbest motherfucker on earf

i dunno, jim hoft presents some strong competition

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

ok but this is literally how the president is chosen in Idiocracy

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

pelosi is outside with a sledgehammer destroying my walls

she says shes heading to the vatican next

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Dr. Trumphattan obliterates Rosenscrach into a cloud of piss

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

someone should really take jr aside and explain to him how to stand

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Berlin Wall good now

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
how is kurt eichenwald even real

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



kind of embarrassed that we haven't beaten the Great Wall yet. we must not let China win!

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1052213711295930368

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



“I need to show respect to Mr. Trump,” Burnett recounted, in a 2013 speech in Vancouver. “I said, ‘Welcome, everybody, to Trump Wollman skating rink. The Trump Wollman skating rink is a fine facility, built by Mr. Donald Trump. Thank you, Mr. Trump. Because the Trump Wollman skating rink is the place we are tonight and we love being at the Trump Wollman skating rink, Mr. Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.”

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

kaleedity posted:

the family of lord hentai has spoken

Sir Hentai of Tentacle.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ya she should've started a LOCK HIM UP chant instead

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

trump hosed his own mom

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

rear end cobra posted:

send this guy some blinking tentacle hentai and just end his miserable existence

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

lmao I didn't know that, how petty does your bullshit have to be for the cops to ignore you despite being an older white owner of capital

https://twitter.com/kevinwardrop/status/1081243073928151040

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

goddamn why is every pundit/reporter so obsessed with making the dems their personal decorum totem?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
*closing the filthiest anime tabs to complain about obscenity*

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

“I need to show respect to Mr. Trump,” Burnett recounted, in a 2013 speech in Vancouver. “I said, ‘Welcome, everybody, to Trump Wollman skating rink. The Trump Wollman skating rink is a fine facility, built by Mr. Donald Trump. Thank you, Mr. Trump. Because the Trump Wollman skating rink is the place we are tonight and we love being at the Trump Wollman skating rink, Mr. Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.” As Burnett told the story, he had scarcely got offstage before Trump was shaking his hand, proclaiming, “You’re a genius!”

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




conservatives think tv and movies are real life

they got Real Mad when they found out the dude who played Chris "War Crimes Man" Kyle was a hollywood lib

Scalia cited one of his reasons to revoke any right to privacy or cruel and unusual punishment that any citizen has as it would make things easier for Jack Ryan

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


hahahahahahah

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

lmfao

i totally forgot he went to the FBI because someone named "Jew Goldstein" sent him a flashing gif on twitter, and there were legit court proceedings started

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


That DICK! posted:

trump hosed his own mom

Trump fucks down not up

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Oh my god

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



this extremely overt racist is probably 15

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Donald Jehosephat Trump

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



tenderjerk posted:

*closing the filthiest anime tabs to complain about obscenity*

but enough about every conservative internationally

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

brugroffil posted:

Yes it was good and funny and enraging

Felt like the cliff notes of my college years. I dunno, it didn't show anything new to me so I kept on wondering when it would end.

Glad to see it being spread to a new generation tho.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Epic High Five posted:

conservatives think tv and movies are real life

they got Real Mad when they found out the dude who played Chris "War Crimes Man" Kyle was a hollywood lib

Scalia cited one of his reasons to revoke any right to privacy or cruel and unusual punishment that any citizen has as it would make things easier for Jack Ryan

holy poo poo you idiot, you complete moron, how could you just make something up like that about Scalia?



it was Jack Bauer, hero of the series 24, not Jack Ryan!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Shageletic posted:

anyone else see Vice?

yeah it was okay

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

actually, , , war is good for somethings and we hsouldnt take anll optrnis sofatg hea tathj0le

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



crazy cloud posted:

Donald Jehosephat Trump

jumpin and trumpin

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

What about on Saturday? :ohdear:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

maybe it was saturday owned!

efb

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

grats, hopefully whatever golem is in charge of them doesn't vote to starve you because some rich failson asked them nicely to do so at Mar A Lago

there's a work requirement but i got three months to get some works

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lmfao I just found out Kurt blocked me at some point. That owns.

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Typo posted:

objectively speaking

1) she's not white
2) she's a woman
3) she's talking about impeachment

brown/black lady crazy Cadillac driving welfare queen impeaching MY PRESIDENT is going to invoke shall we say cultural anxiety among a lot of americans

none of it actually matters though since nobody will remember this in 48 hours

Remember Sailor?

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