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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1081286781444767746

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deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


I'm sure that the same Supreme Court that decided that laws that targeted minorities to angstrom level precision weren't racist because the laws didn't state their intention in writing will totally find a problem with gerrymandering.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol I’m going to die violently in the streets of dc begging for food and shelter

this wouldn't have happened if you got a job and pulled yourself up by the bootstraps of your $5,000 boots

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



docbeard posted:

So you know how you can make prisoners do jobs...

arrest them all using jim crow vagrancy laws and then contract the prison to put them to work doing their old jobs

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/1081216135368986629

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

euphronius posted:

they are barred by law from doing that iirc

yeah it'd be awesome to see them try to arrest the coast guard

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

dont be mean to me posted:

So how's that presidential pardon plan working out for people?

thanks steve *sniffs audibly* great question,

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lol reporters just got some dudes raise cancelled

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

kinda gettin tired of these 'heh ehhe tump cnal spellle' takes

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Opening 2 > Opening 3 > Opening 1 >>>> Opening 4

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Epic High Five posted:

arrest them all using jim crow vagrancy laws and then contract the prison to put them to work doing their old jobs

Why does this not seem too far fetched?

That's right, they already force prisoners to be slaves.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



A-NEU-RY-SM *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Thank you

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Iron Crowned posted:

Why does this not seem too far fetched?

That's right, they already force prisoners to be slaves.

ya it's already how things operate, it's why the 13th was written the way it was, they saw Jim Crow was dying and so they moved onto mass incarceration of black people instead

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Who's job is it to put papers and poo poo on trumps desk to make it seem like he's working

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



skaboomizzy posted:

in other countries the furloughed workers would've already burned down the presidential estate or whatever they had

in ecuador the presidents don't even live in the presidential palace anymore because, i quote, "people are always having to carry out the trash"

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
I'm trying this turing test

https://twitter.com/PlasticWig/status/1081287401903931392

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i remember being on board ship during one of these shutdown fights. when the commanding officer told us about it one of our 2nd class petty officers asked if we'd keep working even if we didn't get paid for a month and the CO said yes. you could see the mutinous thoughts in everyone's head start leaking out their ears

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


actually this does look better

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

it just wouldnt have been right if they didnt do this

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Solarin posted:

actually this does look better
Yeah, that's why it annoyed me

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Don't touch the poop

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Admiral Ray posted:

i remember being on board ship during one of these shutdown fights. when the commanding officer told us about it one of our 2nd class petty officers asked if we'd keep working even if we didn't get paid for a month and the CO said yes. you could see the mutinous thoughts in everyone's head start leaking out their ears

yeah the fastest way to get a government overthrown by its military is to stop paying the military

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Reality Winter posted:

Where does the 10k raise for cabinet come from?

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1081279600876052480

It might just be posturing so people like Pence can 'look better' during the shutdown.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol reporters just got some dudes raise cancelled

cabinet members should have their necks canceled tbh

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1081288316236967937?s=21

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Countdown until someone digs up an incident where landlord Donald Trump absolutely refused to work with someone who had extremely good reasons for not making their rent.

Extra credit if it was due to a government shutdown.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol reporters just got some dudes raise cancelled

lol if he actually cancels them

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Admiral Ray posted:

i remember being on board ship during one of these shutdown fights. when the commanding officer told us about it one of our 2nd class petty officers asked if we'd keep working even if we didn't get paid for a month and the CO said yes. you could see the mutinous thoughts in everyone's head start leaking out their ears

I imagine that any furloughed gov worker that saw today's comments is doing that right this minute.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1081279600876052480

It might just be posturing so people like Pence can 'look better' during the shutdown.

also they don't need the raises, they're all rich and enriching themselves through their cabinet positions

their wildly above average salaries don't even register to them

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
bad news libtards :smug:

https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/1081273260526964737

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



oh well then we're good to go

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

they can’t not accept them

they can give them to charity or whatever

yes this has been litigated

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
There's a national emergency and it is that the president's head is full of spiders

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001


somewhere, bill clinton is scowling

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lol mccarthy was there but turtle was shy ?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



trump acknowledgimg impeachment feels like a mistake but eh

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


euphronius posted:

they can’t not accept them

they can give them to charity or whatever

yes this has been litigated

would this take horse daddy out of the line of succession

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



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