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MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
Yeah ok you deepstate shill

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

M_Gargantua posted:

I hate to say this since its our entry drug to dystopia hellworld, but a big thing in late 2019 and 2020 will be GOTV memes for your candidate. Any serious candidate really needs a meme team. Literally people dedicated to making, finding, and spreading the best memes for your candidate and the best sick burns against the other. All 'unaffiliated' with the candidate. Making sidechannel facebook groups and subreddits, posting anonymously on 4chan etc.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


bird food bathtub posted:

Look we can't have emotions getting involved in child concentration camps that are killing them with dehydration and easily treatable sicknesses. We have to rationally evaluate the pros and cons of permanently separating kids from their parents via neglect and cruelty then declaring it to be "deterrence" or how can we ever make any progress towards a solution?

https://twitter.com/BrianMc_Fadden/status/1081226619698774016

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yaaasss

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bird food bathtub posted:

Look we can't have emotions getting involved in child concentration camps that are killing them with dehydration and easily treatable sicknesses. We have to rationally evaluate the pros and cons of permanently separating kids from their parents via neglect and cruelty then declaring it to be "deterrence" or how can we ever make any progress towards a solution?

Careful chopping up that strawman, you might give someone hay fever.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1081272488099790848?s=20

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1081269340337565703?s=21

quote:

Trump on human traffickers' routes: "They get off the road, and they drive out into the desert and they come in, they make a left turn - usually it's a left, not a right." After getting distracted, he resumed: "They make a right turn before they get to the port of entry."

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Careful chopping up that strawman, you might give someone hay fever.

Genuinely unsure what part you consider a straw man. Help me out?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1081270754895949824?s=20

Well, I guess that confirms it.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/davidnakamura/status/1081266819611197447?s=21

:hmmyes:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Yeah, Carter, Clinton, and Obama for sure said that

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Andrew Jackson and Woodrow Wilson haunt the White House?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Is there a hipster coffee shop in the west wing that he overheard this in?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
President Jimmy Carter is pro-wall, I just know it

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


DoktorLoken posted:

Yeah, Carter, Clinton, and Obama for sure said that

I don't think even Bush is that dumb. Yes, before someone starts dogpilling me, he's still terrible and was a bad president, but considering his own immigration policies, I don't see him suddenly saying "yes, a wall will fix it!", especially to Trump of all people.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The only way Bush would have said it would be if Cheney was still sock-puppeting his rear end if KBR/Halliburton could build it on a no-bid. Seeing as how this isn't 2004 I doubt that's the case.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


I really like this

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hahaha NIST's entire cyber security website (except the NVD) is down due to the shutdown.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
My old client just had to leave their building because although the organization is fully funded by the NDAA, the building they're in is owned by NOAA and the security guards are now on furlough.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

DownByTheWooter posted:

President Jimmy Carter is pro-wall, I just know it


He builds n-sided walls on his free time and calls them "houses" like we don't know whats up.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Carter is just walling in all those non-citizens in small compact walls, walls with roofs so you cant climb over them too, very cost effective. Someone give this idea to trump.

:thunk:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i dont believe any prior president that was alive in the past 20 years would support a wall

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Lou Takki posted:

Good, lets impeach this motherfucker.

Impeachment doesn't solve the problem.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1081276547691134981

Check your bingo cards for “Third Amendment SCOTUS case.”

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bird food bathtub posted:

Genuinely unsure what part you consider a straw man. Help me out?

Literally nobody ITT has said anything about not being angry about Trump's kiddie concentration camps.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Literally nobody ITT has said anything about not being angry about Trump's kiddie concentration camps.

I think he was referring to something my idiot coworker would fight about.

You mad bro? Is his favorite comeback.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

People like that just need a punch to the throat

Only thing theyll say is "HHHHHRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGH"

Like Yoshi taking a poo poo

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
Im just saying, we've given democracy a try, it and its communist members who just want to see America weaker. Why not give fascism a try for a few years?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Literally nobody ITT has said anything about not being angry about Trump's kiddie concentration camps.

I probably should have quoted the crab killer, it was a reply to his coworker and his "facts don't care about your feelings" style of idiocy.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I got into it a bit with a coworker the other week who claimed that blue states are all welfare abusers that suck precious resources away from the red states (literally the opposite is true) and he had way more time on his hands to come up with Breitbart articles and repeatedly scream "GUESS THE FACTS DON'T MATTER THOUGH, HUH!?"

Another time a guy said I should have my clearance revoked because I said cops should be trained to deescalate situations and that their job was to take risk on behalf of the people they're supposed to protect

It ain't worth it man. I get my jollies now by pointing out when they're being whiny snowflakes and I stay out of the discussions.

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jan 4, 2019

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1081276547691134981

Check your bingo cards for “Third Amendment SCOTUS case.”

who had Mexican-American War for 2019 bingo?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Godholio posted:

Impeachment doesn't solve the problem.

No, but it's a good start.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

all I need is Martial Law and I get a free MAGA cap

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



DoktorLoken posted:

^^^ :stare:

Surely we can peel off some impeachment votes in the Senate if Trump goes down that road? Nah, this the GOP we're talking about.

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1081234130841600000?s=20

MC Hammer also had several dancing Congresspeople in his October 2001 video "No Stopping Us," to wit:

https://youtu.be/C791hrjkt_I

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Hot Karl Marx posted:

Dems acting like they have majority :aaa:

It's real easy to pass something you know is gonna get shot down. At this point it's all just performative legislating.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

all I need is Martial Law and I get a free MAGA cap

:lol:

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


Oh. Oh good.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Track down anyone you know who ever said anything about "King Obama" and kick them in the balls.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/betsy_klein/status/1081296229554884610?s=20

lol, he's about to grind the country to a halt.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

DoktorLoken posted:

lol, he's about to grind the country to a halt.

Yeah this is probably the only real way the shutdown is going to end.

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