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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
given the IRS is shut down should i grossly underreport my commission earnings for this year?

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

imagine having this object so ingrained into your mind that you are seeing it in the corners of blurry videos

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
no cheap dinin for this binch

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Augus posted:

it slowly dawned on everyone itt that there would be literally nothing legally stopping Trump from declaring a state of emergency and giving himself unlimited power except for his own fickle whims

yeah but it dawned on the president today as well

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

a helpful bear posted:

mcinnes is so loving greasy and revolting every time i see a video/pic of him. does he grease his hair with his own body oils?

his daily butthole grooming sesh is so involved that there's little time for any other upkeep

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

dont loving doxx me dude

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Fallen Hamprince posted:

remember how the big boob lady on Star Trek Voyager (who turned out to be the best actor on that series somehow) divorced her GOP politician and senate candidate husband, resulting in Obama becoming a senator

the lesson from all of this seems to be to outlaw sci-fi tv

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Schnorkles posted:

we'll go back to my place afterwards and I'll pour some whine, whisper sweet nothings in your ear and spool up my engines

Rawr

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

it gets kind of loud when i do that i hope you have ear plugs

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Chinatown posted:

im the collection of mugs and poo poo that are for decoration only

You see that in almost every home that has cabinets like that.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


**throws arms in to the air, yells at fellow neckbeards**

We got em on the run! THE LEFT CAN'T MEME!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1081334828715397121

:thunk:

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





mrsa
mrsa
mrsa

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Colt45automag/status/1081299371155701760
https://twitter.com/Colt45automag/status/1080888183632609281
https://twitter.com/Colt45automag/status/1081243475369177089
https://twitter.com/Colt45automag/status/1081251020712411136

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


magiccarpet posted:

yeah but it dawned on the president today as well

yeah I forgot to add *and someone put that idea in his head today

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1081334828715397121

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

nation wide mob free zone

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Augus posted:

it slowly dawned on everyone itt that there would be literally nothing legally stopping Trump from declaring a state of emergency and giving himself unlimited power except for his own fickle whims

Anything a president does is legal.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Mad max babe

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


lmao thats a fuckin teapot you dumb bint like seriously what

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the wilds will overcome the parks and take the life due to them

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Augus posted:

it slowly dawned on everyone itt that there would be literally nothing legally stopping Trump from declaring a state of emergency and giving himself unlimited power except for his own fickle whims

lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Augus posted:

Yeah it’s basically a perfect movie

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
so since cbp are shut down what does that mean for goods at the ports waiting for inspection

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Pomp posted:

It absolutely owns that the morally correct thing to do in case of nuclear attack is not to retaliate but everyone in power around the world is a sociopath

dead man's switch ensures morality will never enter into the equation again my friend

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Admiral Ray posted:

so since cbp are shut down what does that mean for goods at the ports waiting for inspection

lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

hope it hurts bitch

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Admiral Ray posted:

so since cbp are shut down what does that mean for goods at the ports waiting for inspection

free for the taking

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Zyla posted:

lmao thats a fuckin teapot you dumb bint like seriously what

lol trump is gonna make this the story of the weekend now

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


how did it go!!!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


jesus

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao poo poo is gonna hit the fan as soon as all the nerds who file taxes early and try to get huge refunds realize the shutdown is gonna stop them from getting money

If you get refunds on your taxes you're a moron that gives the government interest free loans all year straight out of your paycheck.

I myself intentionally have way less taken out than I actually owe because I am not the governments free bank and the penalty is only $15.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Bearjew posted:

free for the taking

u gotta deal with the now present roving gangs

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
trump just declared a national emergency bc he tripped over the coke button cable and someone needs to plug it in ASAP also bring a coke

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


That ABC reporter has loving doomed us all

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




is this about normalizing Bad People Food because of the elotes, or is this some fantasy pizzagate code where corn on the cob describes what kind of children you like to molest or whatever

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Real hurthling! posted:

mrsa
mrsa
mrsa

I'm voting for necrotizing fasciitis.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Lime Tonics posted:

hey guys we made pills made of jelly

u made pills out of cuck schumers spine? :trumppop:

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

he's gonna get the piss tape

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