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Except it didn't
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 19:43 |
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"you pointed out that Deadpool joke is him being a dipshit and accidentally offensive? Wow way to argue in bad faith don't you know he isn't real"
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 19:43 |
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Do you practice being so stupid or is it a natural talent
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 19:47 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Harry Potter has a massive infamous fanfic pseudo-EU, though. My Immortal, The Draco Trilogy, and The Mortal Instruments come to mind. somewhere some fetish fanfic authors are loving pumped
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 19:50 |
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Brother Entropy posted:somewhere some fetish fanfic authors are loving pumped do you think that a wizard gets embrassed when he vanishes his poo in front of other wizards sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of a wizard vanishing his poo while he looks nervous or embrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha another thing i am wondering is what do you think the vanished poos smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 19:59 |
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why wouldn't they just magic the poo poo out of their rear end before ever making GBS threads it can you conversely magic some poo poo into someone else's rear end? like, as a joke haha
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:12 |
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Wizard sex crimes are something insane I guarantee it
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:15 |
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the weasley twins sold whimsical date rape drugs
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:16 |
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where did all this poo get sent anyway did they just teleport it to their lake and thats why the mermaids want to kill them?
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:17 |
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wait does vanishing mean something other than making it invisible
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:18 |
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https://twitter.com/rigmarockk/status/1081269574086078465
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:23 |
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got any sevens posted:where did all this poo get sent anyway Just poo poo in your bag of holding like a real rugged wizard
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:26 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:wait does vanishing mean something other than making it invisible this was answered in the books and it’s something like “vanished items are sent everywhere and thus nowhere” so poo poo just keeps piling in the aether I guess
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 20:31 |
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https://twitter.com/Raytheon/status/1021446302515847168
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 21:14 |
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I thought Raytheon was a pokemon.
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 22:00 |
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Paladinus posted:I thought Raytheon was a pokemon. grift-a grift-a!
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 22:46 |
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would watch this heartwarming romantic comedy
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 22:59 |
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I just learned that there's a half house-elf character in the last HP movie, which is hosed up on so many levels. Now I learn that wizards used to just poo poo wherever they stood until like 1830 and I'm back in the "HP is good" camp.
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# ? Jan 4, 2019 23:05 |
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i wonder if jk rowling had to restrain herself from making several "field elf" characters that are envious of the house elf
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:23 |
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She didn't , she outright wrote a plot line where it was explained that house elves deserved to be slaves, because it was the best they could achieve, and that abolitionists were naive idiots. If anything the only fault with slavery in the HP universe, canonically, is that some masters are not enlightened owners, which should be solved on an ad hoc basis, and not by removing the instituiton of slavery. I wish I was joking.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:29 |
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‘What’s in the box?’ he asked, pointing at it. ‘Funny you should ask,’ said Hermione, with a nasty look at Ron. She took off the lid, and showed them the contents. Inside were about fifty badges, all of different colours, but all bearing the same letters: S.P.E.W. ‘“Spew”?’ said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. ‘What’s this about?’ ‘Not spew,’ said Hermione impatiently. ‘It’s S – P – E – W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.’ ‘Never heard of it,’ said Ron. ‘Well, of course you haven’t,’ said Hermione briskly, ‘I’ve only just started it.’ ‘Yeah?’ said Ron in mild surprise. ‘How many members have you got?’ ‘Well – if you two join – three,’ said Hermione. ‘And you think we want to walk around wearing badges saying “spew”, do you?’ said Ron. ‘S – P – E – W!’ said Hermione hotly. ‘I was going to put Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Our Fellow Magical Creatures and Campaign for a Change in Their Legal Status – but it wouldn’t fit. So that’s the heading of our manifesto.’ She brandished the sheaf of parchment at them. ‘I’ve been researching it thoroughly in the library. Elf enslavement goes back centuries. I can’t believe no one’s done anything about it before now.’ ‘Hermione – open your ears,’ said Ron loudly. ‘They. Like. It. They like being enslaved!’ ‘Our short-term aims,’ said Hermione, speaking even more loudly than Ron, and acting as though she hadn’t heard a word, ‘are to secure house-elves fair wages and working conditions. Our long-term aims include changing the law about non-wand-use, and trying to get an elf into the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, because they’re shockingly under-represented.’ ‘And how do we do all this?’ Harry asked. ‘We start by recruiting members,’ said Hermione happily. ‘I thought two Sickles to join – that buys a badge – and the proceeds can fund our leaflet campaign. You’re treasurer, Ron – I’ve got you a collecting tin upstairs – and Harry, you’re secretary, so you might want to write down everything I’m saying now, as a record of our first meeting.’ There was a pause in which Hermione beamed at the pair of them, and Harry sat, torn between exasperation at Hermione, and amusement at the look on Ron’s face.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:32 |
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And another thing: why didn't wizards prevent the holocaust?
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:48 |
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A Russian troll farm posted:And another thing: why didn't wizards prevent the holocaust? Dumbledore wasa friend and tutor to both holocaust architects in the Wizarding World, those two being Voldemort and Johnny Depp. Which according to Rowling isn't a hint to the failings of Dumbledore's character, because her ideology is entirely individualist, and she believes that being resposible for two holocausts is OK if you are respectable and amicable as a person.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:54 |
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it's a waste of time to try and beat harry potter idiots at their own game by saying that the books have bad politics and cherry picking examples. you're not going to convince them and it's just cringeworthy behavior, not just with harry potter but with any piece of entertainment today i found out two things: there's an actual nonprofit dedicated to marrying harry potter with activism, and a different Vox website used the term "hopepunk" a month before that idiotic essay praising it (note the article's publish date)
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:56 |
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Oh, I don't care about showing that the fictional world of Harry Potter, which is irrelevant to real world, has bad politics, but I do care about proving that the very real person of JK Rowling, who is very politically active, and a major stumbling block to progressive causes, is in fact trash, as per her own works.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 00:59 |
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You ever wonder why there were no wizards in the towers on 9/11?
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 01:12 |
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got any sevens posted:where did all this poo get sent anyway i think thats the plot to the new aquaman movie
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 01:27 |
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Wan't the idea that wizards had a magic toilet, but it was sending all the crap into the worst possible place a thing in one of the Discworld novels?
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 01:29 |
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A Russian troll farm posted:You ever wonder why there were no wizards in the towers on 9/11? If you zoom in on the videos you can actually see signs in the smoke of invisible wizards flying away before the actual collapse.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 02:24 |
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withak posted:If you zoom in on the videos you can actually see signs in the smoke of invisible wizards flying away before the actual collapse. I know wizards are generally uninterested in muggle politics but I'm a bit disappointed that they continued to support the goblin banks since they're the ones that orchestrated the attacks.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 03:50 |
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withak posted:If you zoom in on the videos you can actually see signs in the smoke of invisible wizards flying away before the actual collapse. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams Jet fuel with wizard poo can, though i wonder what it smells like haha just for laughs haha i would smell it
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 03:58 |
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Pop culture is counterrevolutionary
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 04:29 |
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reminder that the scouts were thought up by a british military officer in south africa during the colonial wars
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 06:42 |
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Prav posted:reminder that the scouts were thought up by a british military officer in south africa during the colonial wars did they just want kids readier to replace fallen soldiers or did they want kids around to diddle?
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 08:25 |
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got any sevens posted:did they just want kids readier to replace fallen soldiers or did they want kids around to diddle? as i understand it he mostly just felt that the men he was getting sucked rear end at reconnaissance but then he was also english
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 08:31 |
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got any sevens posted:did they just want kids readier to replace fallen soldiers or did they want kids around to diddle? yes
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 08:50 |
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got any sevens posted:did they just want kids readier to replace fallen soldiers or did they want kids around to diddle? Can't speak to the Girl Scouts, but for the Boys, yes. Scouts would be considered paramilitary if their target membership were adults. Wilderness survival, land navigation, firearms/archery training, small unit organization/leadership, uniforms/standardization, etc. Most militias in the US basically replicate Scouts but for adults.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 09:08 |
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SgtMongoose posted:Can't speak to the Girl Scouts, but for the Boys, yes. Scouts would be considered paramilitary if their target membership were adults. Wilderness survival, land navigation, firearms/archery training, small unit organization/leadership, uniforms/standardization, etc. Most militias in the US basically replicate Scouts but for adults. Don’t forget the religious indoctrination. Or is that more of an American thing?
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 14:06 |
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https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/1081331920796041216?s=20 Normie Twitter is weird
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ScrubLeague posted:https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/1081331920796041216?s=20 Vrunt is an old fyad guy
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