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buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

https://twitter.com/McConaughey/status/1081352025076449281?s=19

Matty mac with the #sponsored death post

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhgU3zLPzwE

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




haha

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


The flag being in schoolhouses and the pledge were commssioned and designed to sell more flags by a flag producing company

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





punchymcpunch posted:

societies are people friend

societies *are* people friends

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

MY GIRLFRIEND got me a copy of the Super Dictionary for my birthday a few years ago. I'm a pathetic nerd with an awesome partner.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





buddhanc posted:

https://twitter.com/McConaughey/status/1081352025076449281?s=19

Matty mac with the #sponsored death post

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you never hear phrases like "unapologetic Marylander"

:thunk:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

tho with those earrings im kind of doubting it

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
on what the gently caress kind of plane does seat 17a get served wild turkey never mind the first one

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Chinatown posted:

given the IRS is shut down should i grossly underreport my commission earnings for this year?

Depends on how rich you are

past 100k youre untouchable

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trtump

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

tho with those earrings im kind of doubting it

black bag full of micro cassettes prolly

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

buddhanc posted:

https://twitter.com/McConaughey/status/1081352025076449281?s=19

Matty mac with the #sponsored death post

Brought to you by wild Turkey

kicking chicken

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

juche avocado posted:

you never hear phrases like "unapologetic Marylander"

:thunk:

An unapologetic marylander is someone who wears really nice clothes and executes hobos

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Duscat posted:

on what the gently caress kind of plane does seat 17a get served wild turkey never mind the first one

Yeah usually they just serve JD

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Chinatown posted:

given the IRS is shut down should i grossly underreport my commission earnings for this year?

lol if u report any

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Inshallah

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Shageletic posted:

Depends on how rich you are

past 100k youre untouchable

lol no

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

An Apple A Gay posted:

black bag full of micro cassettes prolly

but why would they be moving micro cassettes thry the subway??

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Legislative gaps mercilessly exploited internally

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


:piss:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


Are those Iowa plates? That's not the bowling alley in Pocahontas, IA. Go to pocahontas you coward!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Im looking at recent Ted Cruz pics (it's what I do) and boy he has gained some weight, huh? What's going on over there?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://i.imgur.com/tXrPOvy.gifv

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

but why would they be moving micro cassettes thry the subway??

because its how you get to white castle to give them to the king

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


I cant believe Grassley was the junior senator from the Tall Corn State back when they added "under god" to the pledge. It must bring back memories of knocking back some cold ones with McCarthy in segregated DC

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

it's still funny to me that they never came up with a title for that segment, they just stuck with "OPENING MONOLOGUE"

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

Im looking at recent Ted Cruz pics (it's what I do) and boy he has gained some weight, huh? What's going on over there?

Campbell's Chunky Senator

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




does hannity still talk directly to the president thru the tv every night or do they have phone calls after the show to do that

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




i still can't get over the fact that hannity labels his opening monologue with a graphic that says "OPENING MONOLOGUE"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


"I had no idea people's faces would be eaten" says representative who released thousands of face eating leopards into district

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

Im looking at recent Ted Cruz pics (it's what I do) and boy he has gained some weight, huh? What's going on over there?

curvy Ted Cruz cheesecake shots are the only reason I go online anymore

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/YosemiteNPS/status/1081341436673605632

Closed "for safety and human waste reasons."

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




your alts are showing

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

dont be mean to me posted:

why the hell didn't they have outhouses or chamberpots

come on, make a potion that makes your poo don't stink, something

wizards are stupid

i bet there were conservative wizards who were all PSHAW AND NONSENSE about the adoption of toilet paper and stubbornly continue to use the torche-cul, which is the curved stick kept next to the latrine for everyone to use

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Why has Hannity not been indicted yet.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Doc Walrus posted:

it's still funny to me that they never came up with a title for that segment, they just stuck with "OPENING MONOLOGUE"

tacodaemon posted:

i still can't get over the fact that hannity labels his opening monologue with a graphic that says "OPENING MONOLOGUE"

This is just like that hit movie Idiocracy

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I see it was a very standard, non-Trumpy day while I was at work

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